Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.

You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

You are standing next to the largest suitcase at the airport.

You know someone with 20 kids.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someones house.

You can fit 10 people into a Geo.

You have lace curtains.

You have or had rugs on your walls.

You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2 months.

Your house is full of Russian medicine that is probably illegal here.

You and your friends have bin kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being 2 loud or rowdy.

You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

Your dad has butchered a lamb or pig.

You keep left over food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

Going to the movies is a sin.

Your parents call you farm animals when they get mad.

Your mom has ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so she can hit you.

Your 20 years old and your parents are trying to send you to ukiville to get married cause your old.

Getting married at 16 happens.

Asking if you can get a discount at a discount store is normal and not embarrassing for your parents.

You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the lat two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

You have mastered the art of bargaining in grocery shopping.