It was really nice of Keira Knightley's bones to appear at the PotC premiere. It's always a hassle to unhook that IV drip of saline and vitamins that serves as your sole source of nutrition, and then maintain the sheer strength required to stand unassisted for at least twenty minutes. Totally worth it, though, she looked gorgeous, don't you think? The men clearly cannot get enough.
Oh, wait, wrong picture.
An easy enough mistake to make, though. Girlfriend needs to get a Shaq attack of carbs and pie, stat. You know, she's always been thin and whatever, that's her thing, but when you can take someone's pulse by looking at them, clearly something has gone amiss. Maybe her huge ass lantern jaw has confused her into thinking she has a fat face or something, but this is still totally unacceptable. Come on, she is about one thorough facial and 1200 calories away from this...
Good bye menstruation, HELLO excess body hair and heart failure!