Why do people have conversations through their bulletins? That's what your inbox is for. I don't wanna see that shit!!!

To go along with that...why do people have conversations through their comment box??

Why does my nosey ass go back and forth between the pages of the people that are talking through their comments so I can understand the conversation better?

Why do people cash their paycheck and feel the need to pose with their money?? You know damn well you don't have that on you everyday. Let 6 days go buy and see if you have that same stack.

Speaking of same stack....but is it me, or do some of these ballers all have the same picture of a bunch of cash laid out on a table, in a suitcase, or in a safe?? Do ya'll all live in the same house?

Why are people still clicking on links that makes spam go out through their bulletins?? YOUR FRIEND DIDN'T WIN A NEW IPOD,  THEY DON'T HAVE NAKED PICS, THEY ARE NOT A MISSING CHILD!!! STOP CLICKING THEM DAMN DUMB ASS LINKS!!!

Why do people pose with pictues of guns?? Especially if you're registered under your real name?? Duh.

How come when a new song is out, everyone has that song in their quote or name? Yes, I know. You're Bossy. Yes, I know. You make it rain. Yes, I know. Everyday you're hustling. Yes, I know. There's not a shorty like yours.

Why are these fake celebrity pages making it so hard for the real celebrities?? lol

How are these lil kiddies posing half naked and with illegal items and their parents not knowing?? Oh yeah. The parents held the camera for them. lol

Why do people get mad when they're not in your Top Friends list??

Why the hell are some birthdays coming up for the year 2008?? Tom is drunk.

Why do people feel the need to have 5 million graphics on their page that freezes up my computer?? Stop trying to be cute!!!

Feel free to add your own....

I was thinking to myself the other day about how excited I used to get on Tuesdays. For any music fan, you know Tuesdays are new release days. As a kid I was always looking forward to that day. I was the type that used to scan magazines and the postings at the record shop and memorize which of my favorite artists were dropping on what day. Ice Cube has a new one dropping? I'm there. Death Row Records release? I'm there. Wu-Tang related album. I'm there.  Kris Kross......I'm Sooooooooooo there. lol Gotta love the 90s. I even remember getting so backed up with stuff I wanted to purchase, I had to make a list of albums to buy once the dough came around.

Fast forward to the naughties AKA the 21st century. Tuesdays are not the same anymore. I can't remember the last time I was hyped to go cop a new release. Well, yes I can. Kanye West and Common. But there should be more than just that. I hate to sound like one of those aging hip-hop heads that always say that music isn't like it used to be, but truth of the matter is....it's not. We're in the age of singing about a 15 cent piece of candy and falling in love with pole magicians (not that there's anything wrong with that lol). I miss the innovation. I miss the newness. I miss the creativity. Everyone is a follower now. Rappers, we get it....you like crack, hustling, and strippers.


*sigh* Maybe I am turning into an old hip-hop head. Could be for the good. I'm out there searching for something to get me excited again. Right now, only Donnel Jones has me hyped. Can anyone recommend me something else?

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Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top
All invisible set wit little ice cube blocks
If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on the rocks
If I could call out a price, lets say I call out a lot
I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold
I'm changin girllz errday, like Jay change clothes
I might be grilled out nicely (oh) In my white tee (oh)
Or on South Beach (oh) in my wife B
V V and studded you can tell when they cut it
ya see my grandmama hate it, but my lil mama love it
cause when I..

I got a grill they call penny candy you know
what that means, it look like Now n Laters, gum drops, jelly beans
I wouldn't leave it for nothin only a crazy man would
so if you catch me in ya city, somewhere out in ya hood just say

I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got the diamonds and the ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin on aluminum foil

Open up my mouth and you see more carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George Foreman cause I'm sellin everybody grillz

Now this is just frigging awesome!!! His mouth looks like a disco ball!!! Picture it spinning all around in his mouth. And shining like Soul Train (No one steal that line!!! And then, just imagine him taking a deep breath, and all of sudden....it's cold!!! It can be 95 degrees out, and all of a sudden........brrr. You think to yourself "Paul Wall must've just took a deep breath" as you proceed to make your own homemade grills by chewing on some Reynold's Wrap. And somewhere in a Meineke, George Foreman is mad that Paul Wall is selling more grills them him. And now, on to my favorite line in the entire song:

Gotta bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham

Is that genuis, or is that genuis??!!!! Do you get it!!! Bill is Hilary's wife!!!! Before Monica came around, Bill was slipping his Arkansas log in Hilary's mouth!!!! Beautiful!!!!

And that, is why I love "Grillz." Don't you?

I have now had the chance to listen to Lil Kim's Naked Truth.  My final opinion on The Source awarding her the coveted 5 mics....I am now even more disappointed that such a thing has happened. I love hip-hop with all of my heart. And for an album such as this to be deemed classic, it breaks it. Why? First, let's look at albums that have received 5 mics (source: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/guides/guide-display/-/JOB8FEZP0Y44/103-3734898-2713412)

Nas: 'Illmatic' and 'Stillmatic'

2pac: 'All Eyez on Me' and 'Me Against the World'

Notorious BIG: 'Ready to Die' and 'Life After Death'

Dr. Dre: 'The Chronic' and '2001'

Snoop Doggy Dogg: 'Doggystyle'

Wu-Tang Clan: 'Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)'

Eric B. & Rakim: 'Paid in Full' and 'Let the Rhythm Hit 'Em'

Boogie Down Productions: 'By All Means Necessary' and 'Criminal Minded'

A Tribe Called Quest: 'The Low End Theory' and 'People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm'

NWA: 'Straight Outta Compton'

Run-DMC: 'Run-D.M.C.' and 'Raising Hell'

LL Cool J: 'Radio'

Beastie Boys: 'Licensed to Ill'

Scarface: 'The Fix' and 'Diary'

Jungle Brothers: 'Straight Out the Jungle'

The DOC: 'No One Can Do It Better'

EPMD: 'Strictly Business'

Ice Cube: 'AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted' and 'Death Certificate'

Big Daddy Kane: 'Long Live the Kane'

Slick Rick: 'Great Adventures of Slick Rick'

The Fugees: 'The Score'

Mobb Deep: 'Infamous'

Jay-Z: 'Reasonable Doubt' and 'The Blueprint'

Geto Boys: 'Grip It on That Other Level'

Public Enemy: 'It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back'

Raekwon: 'Only Built 4 Cuban Linx'

Brand Nubian: 'One for All'

De La Soul: 'De La Soul Is Dead'

Main Source: 'Breaking Atoms'

Outkast: 'Aquemini'

Ultramagnetic MCs: 'Critical Beatdown'

Now, what can be said for all of the albums listed? All of those albums have changed the course of hip-hop, introduced a new style, brought innovation, influence the masses, did what has never been done before, etc. Til this day, you can still go back to any of those albums, and feel the same goosebumps you felt when you first listened to it. It is all timeless music.  Lil Kim's Naked Truth surely is not going to change hip-hop in any way. Granted, it is not her worst piece of work (*cough* Notorious K.I.M.). At the most, I would give it 3 1/2 mics. But fucking classic??!!! I urge all of you to stare at that list.........HARD!!! Get that list etched into your frigging brain!!!  Lil Kim's new album can't hold a fucking thong to any of those listed!!!!

But again, I try not to get to upset because it's The Source. Benzino's charades and shennanigans have been hurting the magazine for years now. Let's not forget his group Made Men receiving 4 1/2 mics. Ownership has it's privliges. Well, I must stop now. I have to head back to the studio and complete my debut album: I Love Dave Mays, The Source, and Benzino 4 Life.     From the title alone, I'm guaranteed 4 1/2 mics. My extra half a mic will come from doing a press conference berating Eminem while I'm wearing Antonio Ansaldi leather.

The rumore is frigging true. The Source has "blessed" Lil Kim's latest album with 5 mics. What in the hell is the world coming to. Okay, I confess, I haven't heard the album. But does hip-hop really view Kim as a 5 mic calibar emcee? I know I don't. But you mean to tell me that Kim has created something on the same level as such classics as Doggystyle, The Chronic, The Blueprint, Illmatic, etc.? Maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions so fast. Again, I haven't heard the album. Don't really want to, but now I have to. Actually, no, I don't. This is the fucking Source we're talking about!! In the matter of a few years, they went from the hip-hop Bible, to the hip-hop National Enquirer. Ratings mean nothing. All you need to do is be buddies with Benzino and make a guest appearance on his album. The hell with this shit!!!