I was thinking the other day it would be great if they made baggy pants that turned into a tent. Pull a zip cord maybe and poof...you're camping in your pants. With the baggy pants being the style these days....you could have countless people in your pants. So I do a little surfing to check on this idea...and I find a definition for "tent pants". Apparently it's slang for boner....boy am I glad I checked that out first. Otherwise I could of got sued silly. Thinking of calling my idea..."Pants Tents". Yeeeeah...same think but backwords, I'm such a smarty....hard to believe I'm still single.

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tent pants

Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.

look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker

Hey folks, I know it's been awhile since I've wrote a blog and I'm sorry but life sure has been busy for me lately. A lot of changes and hard work. I know I usually write a humorous blog that lifts people up but I'm geared more toward the serious side this time because a friend of mine I've come to find out has passed away. Pam Adams was the life partner to Cody Evans...the dude who gave me my "Roger Rabbit" tattoo. I used to hang out over at their casa for awhile after I was introduced to them back in 2000 I think. Pam always got a kick out of me and always welcomed me with open arms. Things happend and time went by and we lost touch for awhile but got back in touch for a little while about a year or so ago. Once again I was welcomed always when a lot of people wern't. Anytime those guys were nice to me, and we went thru a lot of shit together. They relocated again after some more time went by and things happend and we lost touch again. They didn't relocate far I hear. Heard about Pams passing thru the dude that introduced me to Pam and Cody actually. Ummm...I think I met Pam and Code right around this time...cause I remember it was so fucking hot and they didn't have the best in cooling units. But a lil sweat ain't bad sometimes in good company. I also remember she thru me a small social of a birthday party also. Man...that really meant a lot to me. She's the last person who has done that for me to this date. I'm going to miss her. If you read this, thanks...I had to write something about her.

these were taken at Codys birthday party last year on my shitty digital camera.

I thought I would look into the blue man group a little bit and I get smacked in the face with Gavin Rosedale. I swear this guy was the middle of early 90's Bon Jovi. So many girls wanted to get into his tight leather pants...come to think of it some of the guys did also. Some probably still do. Sorry if anybody is into this dude and his stylee...sorry on SO many levels. Anyways I guess this video and song go with Terminator 3, so I'm a couple years behind on that one. It's not a bad song...better than BUSH. Which btw....anybody feel like BUSH should of been an all girl band? I certainly do....would of been great. They could of went on tour with Hole, maybe The Flaming Lips also. Funniest tour that never happend and you heard it here first. Another thought....anyone think Gavin looks a little like that guy from Full House? Never seen the two in the same place at the same time come to think of it. But then again I haven't died and went to hell yet either.

Anyways, hope whoever reads this enjoys the ramble and perhaps the video. I honestly think it's decant. But yeah....Blue Man Group needs to get with some better artists in my opinion. Gavin....Moby....Dave Matthews,who the hell is next?...So that's another question for you. Who would you like to see Blue Man Group with next? Feel free to share your thoughts on that with us...or click the Blue Man Group pic and share your thoughts with them. (if you feel strong enough an urge)

Hello folks. I heard the news and had to post a blog on it. See I actually know who this guy is unlike a lot of lucky people out their. I was subjected to a long video in a band class in highschool. The music director went on about what a genius he was. What does genius matter if your music sucks though? Frank Zappa was a genius and his music was appreciated by all types of people. Maybe I'm not supposed to understand though.

Easy-listening music sensation Yanni is accused of being not-so-easy on his girlfriend, as he was arrested for allegedly roughing her up while kicking her out of his South Florida mansion.

According to police in the opulent, oceanside town of Manalapan, Fla., Yanni, whose real name is John Yanni Christopher, spent 12 hours at the Palm Beach County Jail last week after the scuffle with Silvia Barthes.

The 33-year-old woman called authorities from a locked bathroom inside Yanni's $7.7 million home to report the alleged abuse.

Barthes told police Yanni, 51, was verbally abusive last Thursday night and grabbed her clothes off closet hangers before tossing them on the floor. She claims the Greek-born musician gripped and shook her by the forearms, threw her on a bed, jumped on top of her and slapped her in the face.

The police report indicates she did have a swollen and bloody lip.

Yanni acknowledged an argument took place, but maintains he grabbed her arms only after she kicked him in the groin. He also said he hurt his left middle finger during the incident, but denied striking her.

"These allegations are cruel, false, without merit and baseless," Yanni said through a statement released by his manager, Danny O'Donovan. "At a more appropriate time and place, I hope and pray I will have an opportunity to address my fans and colleagues all over the world."

"He absolutely is not guilty and did not strike that woman," Yanni's attorney, Orlando Gonzalez, told the Palm Beach Post, adding "the last thing this man would want to do is hurt his hands."

Yanni was taken into custody on a charge of domestic battery, a first-degree misdemeanor, and the state attorney's office will be reviewing the case. Though he is out of jail, he has to check in with authorities every week until the case is resolved.

Barthes said in the police report that Yanni had dated her exclusively for the last year and a half, and that she had moved into his home in December.

Yanni, an internationally famous keyboardist known for his meditative instrumentals, has sold millions of New Age albums worldwide.

To follow up "The Passion of the Axl" blog I thought I would look at a few more rockstars in the light next to jesus. Who do you think looks like Jesus? If I missed a rockstar that's got that jesus look feel free to post a pic on this blog with a comment.