
The Confederacy of Punches
Now is your chance to wear the world-famous, limited-edition, Confederacy of Punches wristband. Be one of the first five to correctly answer the following quiz, and you will not only take home this awesome Punches paraphernalia, but you will also get your photo taken with the team at the May 16th bout!

The first five contestants to email the correct responses to SmasHer at smasher727@gmail.com (please put "Punches Quiz" in the title) will be the proud owner of the Punches wristband. BERG members and Punch Partners not eligible (it's up to you to suck up to the appropriate Punch for the goodies).
A. CHEAP THR!LL
B. ChessTosterone
C. Coalminer’s Slaughter
D. Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp
E. Deuce McMaliceHer
F. Lil’ Rowdy
G. Ruffit
H. Lush Fatale
I. Luvinblood
J. Melpomeanie
K. Sophie Nuke ‘Em
L. SmasHer
1. Which Punch can make you eat a meal that’s called Fist City? _____
2. Which rookie Punch was chosen for the BERG All-Stars this year?_____
3. Which talented Punch wrote the lyrics to the instant classic C.O.P?_____
4. Which Punch won the fan award Chief of Skate: Rollergirl most likely to be President of The United States?_____
5. Which Punch sports internal hardware in her ankle?_____
6. Which Punch has the BERG logo tattooed on her arm?_____
7. Which Punch is 181 Proof?_____
8. Which Punch won the league award Comeback Kid: Rollergirl coming back from an injury?_____
9. Which Punch has her own spray painted helmet to flesh out her prey?_____
10. Which Punch played in an all-mom league in Austin?_____
11. Which Punch has three sons?_____
12. Which Punch has affiliations with The Pelican State Soul Club?_____
13. Which Punch is the beer shotgunning champion?_____
14. Which Punch is secretly a vampire?_____
15. Which Punch is the sexiest Stats Mistress ever?_____
16. Which Punch is a renegade belly dancer?_____
17. Which Punch has worn six arm casts in two months?_____
18. Which Punch is famous for “Letting it Loose?”_____
19. Which Punch won the league Perseverance Award: Rollergirl who never gives up?_____
20. Which Punch likes to prowl the bayou with her cub?_____
21. Which Punch was raised on the mean streets of Greenwich, CT_____
22. Which Punch is a kindergarten teacher?_____
23. Which Punch had one of her designs featured on the cover of Architectural Digest?_____
24. Which Punch is secretly sweet, despite her name?_____
Extra Credit
1. What is The Punches record for this season?
2. What is The Punches rally cheer?
Good Luck, and may The Fist Be With You!