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Last Updated: 6/5/2009

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Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Gemini

City: NEW ORLEANS
State: Louisiana
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/26/2007

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009 
Vote for your favorite Punches, and of course The Confederacy of Punches for your favorite team for this year's Fleur de Wheelie Awards.
The awards will be held at Finn McCools, 3701 Banks Street. Party starts at 6PM, awards start at 7PM sharp. You have until midnight on the 14th to vote.

Give 'Em The Fist!

Thursday, July 09, 2009 
The 3rd Annual Running of the Bulls is almost here, where the Sangria flies almost as quickly as the rollerbulls. San Fermin in Nueva Orleans (SFNO) replicates and pays homage to the world famous Encierro of Pamplona, Spain, or "The Running of the Bulls", only our bulls are none other than members of The Big Easy Rollergirls! This year, San Fermin in Nueva Orleans will be celebrated on Saturday, July 11, 2009 at precisely 8:00 a.m. We will also be doubling our bulls with appearances by The Red Stick Roller Derby, Houston Roller Derby, Cajun RollerGirls, and Jacksonville Rollergirls. The pre-festivities will “officially” begin at 6:30 am at the Three Legged Dog on 400 Burgundy Street in the French Quarter section of New Orleans. Sangria, Spanish wines, and good cheer will be available. The Three Legged Dog is a local, 24-hour bar with local attitude- serving big drinks as long as you’re serving big tips!

There will be a special guest appearance by New Orleans' own The Krewe of The Rolling Elvi!

At precisely 8am the run will begin.

The run will end at the Gazebo Cafe in Latrobe Park on 1018 Decatur Street, where more Sangria, Spanish wine, tapas and good cheer will be available.

After the bull run, the afterparty immediately starts. DJ Dub Insurgent (former resident DJ in Buenos Aires, Argentina at La Cigale and recent opener for Manu Chao in New Orleans) will be holding down the turntables, and a general block-party will ensue.

RUNNERS ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR (ANY KIND OF) WHITE SHIRT, WHITE PANTS OR SHORTS, AND A PIECE OF RED CLOTH ABOUT THE WAIST AND NECK.

For a better understanding, you can watch The Reverend Pyscho Ward explain THE RULES!

The Encierro is FREE and requires no registration -- just show up and RUN!

This year, the charity is Animal Rescue of New Orleans (ARNO).
The ARNO is an organization created and dedicated to the rescue and aid of abandoned and homeless animals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana and Mississippi, including responding to the immediate needs of those animals in need of medical care, or who have been neglected, abused and deprived of love. ARNO promotes the foster, adoption, and reunion of pets with caretakers, as well as spaying/neutering of all companion animals.
At this point you might be asking yourself "Why?", to which we can only respond, "¿Por què no?"
To learn more about the Running of the Bulls, we recommend these videos:
We will see you on Saturday!
All Photos by Scott Stuntz Photography
Friday, June 26, 2009 
The Big Easy Rollergirls kick off their Lagniappe Season with a charity bout for those who keep us safe.
We are donating a portion of our June 27th bout proceeds to local Fire Fighters and Police, as well as our volunteer EMTs. Several of the firefighters will be in attendance sell AND sign their calendar their New Orleans Fire Fighters Look Hot Calendar. Several other firefighters involved with The NOFD mentoring program will also be selling patches and t-shirts to support their activities.
The doors open at 6 PM and the action starts at 7 PM at The Human Performance Center at The University of New Orleans.
Watch The Crime Fighters take on The Fire Fighters! The teams will be mixed with all of your favorite local skaters.
Tickets are $12 in advance and $15 at the door. You can buy your tickets online NOW!
The afterparty will be held at Molly's at the Market located at 1107 Decatur in the French Quarter.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 

The Confederacy of Punches


Now is your chance to wear the world-famous, limited-edition, Confederacy of Punches wristband. Be one of the first five to correctly answer the following quiz, and you will not only take home this awesome Punches paraphernalia, but you will also get your photo taken with the team at the May 16th bout! 


 

The first five contestants to email the correct responses to SmasHer at smasher727@gmail.com (please put "Punches Quiz" in the title) will be the proud owner of the Punches wristband. BERG members and Punch Partners not eligible (it's up to you to suck up to the appropriate Punch for the goodies).


A. CHEAP THR!LL

B. ChessTosterone

C. Coalminer’s Slaughter

D. Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp

E. Deuce McMaliceHer

F. Lil’ Rowdy

G. Ruffit

H. Lush Fatale

I. Luvinblood

J. Melpomeanie

K. Sophie Nuke ‘Em

L. SmasHer



1. Which Punch can make you eat a meal that’s called Fist City? _____

2. Which rookie Punch was chosen for the BERG All-Stars this year?_____ 

3. Which talented Punch wrote the lyrics to the instant classic C.O.P?_____ 

4. Which Punch won the fan award Chief of Skate: Rollergirl most likely to be President of The United States?_____ 

5. Which Punch sports internal hardware in her ankle?_____ 

6. Which Punch has the BERG logo tattooed on her arm?_____

7. Which Punch is 181 Proof?_____

8. Which Punch won the league award Comeback Kid: Rollergirl coming back from an injury?_____ 

9. Which Punch has her own spray painted helmet to flesh out her prey?_____ 

10. Which Punch played in an all-mom league in Austin?_____ 

11. Which Punch has three sons?_____ 

12. Which Punch has affiliations with The Pelican State Soul Club?_____ 

13. Which Punch is the beer shotgunning champion?_____ 

14. Which Punch is secretly a vampire?_____ 

15. Which Punch is the sexiest Stats Mistress ever?_____ 

16. Which Punch is a renegade belly dancer?_____ 

17. Which Punch has worn six arm casts in two months?_____ 

18. Which Punch is famous for “Letting it Loose?”_____ 

19. Which Punch won the league Perseverance Award: Rollergirl who never gives up?_____

20. Which Punch likes to prowl the bayou with her cub?_____ 

21. Which Punch was raised on the mean streets of Greenwich, CT_____ 

22. Which Punch is a kindergarten teacher?_____ 

23. Which Punch had one of her designs featured on the cover of Architectural Digest?_____ 

24. Which Punch is secretly sweet, despite her name?_____ 



Extra Credit


1. What is The Punches record for this season? 

2. What is The Punches rally cheer?



Good Luck, and may The Fist Be With You!

Monday, May 11, 2009 


1.    Some of The Punches’ collective injuries are: broken nose, partially torn rotator cuff, cracked vertebra, broken ankle, torn knee ligament, bruised ribs, torn wrist cartilage – and they keep on punching!

2.     The Punches have their own fan shirts designed by Stamp

3.     The Punches have their very own Stats Mistress – the lovely, Melpomeannie.

4.     Slaughter & Deuce are consistently ranked in the top three for attendance this year.

5.     The Punches have the most restraining orders taken out against them.

6.     The Punches overall have the highest community service for the last period with Chess, CHEAP & SmasHer leading the way.

7.     Four of The Punches are on The Big Easy Rollergirls All-Star Travel Team: Deuce, Chess, Slaughter & Sophie

8.     The Punches have the fewest players in the league, but the most spirit.

9.     Slaughter holds the league record for the most laps in 5 minutes.

10. The Punches are going to give Baton Rouge the fist this Saturday!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 



The Big Easy Rollergirls are running roller derby clinics on Thursday, April 23rd and Monday, April 27th from 6:30-8:30PM. You can learn the proper stance, stop, stride and much, much more!

Check in is at 6PM. $15 per clinic. $25 if you attend both! The clinics will be held at Skate Country located at 1100 Terry Pkwy in Terrytown.

All this skate knowledge will give you an edge for The Big Easy Rollergirl Tryouts at Skate Country on Monday, May 4th and Wednesday, May 6th from 6:30-8:30PM. Now is your chance to become a rollergirl!

For more information on the clinics and tryouts, please email membership@bigeasyrollergirls.com.

Thursday, April 09, 2009 



Saturday, April 11th, The Big Easy Rollergirls take on the Nashville Rollergirls All Stars in Nashville in a WFTDA Sanctioned Bout!


Big Easy Rollergirls All-Stars



Nashville Rollergirls All-Stars


The Big Easy Rollergirls are ranked two ahead of Nashville in the South Central Region. Come out and cheer us on as we move up the ranks with hard hits and fast whips!

Cheer for some of the Punches: Slaughter, CHEAP, Chess, SmasHer & Deuce as they proudly represent their team in Nashville. Go Punches!


The action takes place at the Tn State Fairgrounds (Sports Arena) at 625 Smith Ave in Nashville. The doors open at 6PM, the bout starts at 7PM. Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 at the door, $7 for Children 7-12, and free for children 6 and under. Buy your tickets now!
Monday, March 30, 2009 


Sunday, April 5th : Car Wash/Bake Sale, at The Kingpin 1307 Lyons from 2-5.

We will have merchandise, bout tickets, handmade goodies and face painting.

We will also have information on how you can become a rollergirl!

$10 for every washed car. For $15 you can get a photo, by our official photographer, Scott Stuntz, of you, your car, and the women who washed it!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY




Join The Big Easy Rollergirls, this Friday, March 13th for Molly's at the Market annual St. Patrick's Day Parade!



The parade starts around 6ish, so be sure to get to 1107 Decatur in plenty of time!






May good luck be with you wherever you go, and your blessing outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
Friday, January 30, 2009 
Our own Lil Rowdy is Rollergirl of the week!

We are so proud of Rowdy! She's such a fabulous teammate and her wonderful booty lends greatly to our team!

You can cheer on Rowdy and all of the other fabulous Punches, next Sunday, February 8th when we take on The Crescent Wenches! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

Doors are at 5:30 and the Punches roll at 6PM