Can I have your screen name?
No. I think the internet (and myspace) is full of weirdos, and so I don't give it out to anyone. If you have something legit to talk to me about, questions about photos, or something, please message me instead.
Can we hang out?
No. I don't use this account to make personal friends, only for work related purposes. If you see me at a show, feel free to come say hi to me. I love meeting people at shows, just not on the internet..through myspace.
Why aren't you answering my messages?
You probably tried to hit on me, or asked me to hang out...or tried to make small talk about the weather. Either one, is weird.
Will You Take Photos For My Band?
I can't take on any free jobs at the present moment because of a full schedule. I am still taking on paying jobs, if you're interested in me taking photos, please email me (Joelle@joelleandres.com) for a quote.
How much do you charge for photos?
Email me (Joelle@joelleandres.com) with the circumstances (Live or promo? How many? If you're a band, many members? Where would we be shooting? Will I have to travel to you? What will they be used for? After I get the message I'll respond back with a quote.
Where are the pictures from -insert show here-?
Probably not up yet, I'm slow.
I Plan on going to SVA next year, is it a good school?
It's okay. The teachers are indifferent, the classes lack structure, but the facilities are nice. The Photo Dept graduates have a success rate of 2/25. Oh, and that's a relatively GOOD precentage for the photography field.which is pretty scary.
How do you get to photograph all those bands?
I'm friends with a lot of them, and those that I'm not friends with, I talk to their tour manager or the venues.
EXAMPLES OF WHAT NOT TO SEND ME:
(and some funny reading material).and more proof of why I don't give out my AIM
From: Jef
Date: Feb 13, 2006 7:41 PM
Subject: hey babee!!1!
Body: heey u don't now me but i found ur myspace an i must say, ur damn sexy!!!11!!1! we live liek 3 hours away but we shood hook up sumtime!!!1
a little, about me...
i am a convicted felon (funny story there, LOL!) and have a foot fetish; that has gotten me, in truble!!!! i totally like limp bizkit and korn and listen to them like all the time!!! r u into limp bizkit>>>/? i alwaysthought it wud be coooooool 2 be in a limp bizkit music video
soooo tell me about u?!?!///!?/1 emale me back beautiful damn ur sexyy!!!!!111!111
love,
matt mueller
Date: Jan 28, 2006 10:41 PM
You are sooo Hawwwttt!
Are you a lesbian? or bi?
Cristy xoxo
Date: Jan 24, 2006 6:34
Subject: pARTY NYC
Body: 1st i just wanna say that your beautiful.. i would like to mingle with you or take u out to dinner to see what u about anyway...thats' real talk.. GET @ ME
anyway, another issue why i'm doing this.....
Date: Jan 23, 2006 11:56 PM
Subject: heyy
Body: i need your help i need a beat for my soumd track could u give me a beat or do u no some one and i need hilary duff of someone like her for the music vidoe so i need your help help and i do something for u.
C U LATER SEXYY
Date: Dec 25, 2005 12:16 PM Subject: No Subject
Body: hey my name is matt im 20 m seaford li and ur beautiful so i imed u and ur info is interesting so maybe we can chill talk or chat my s/n is prncharming2 hit me back cutie we can get to kno eachother im in the navy to
Date: Nov 29, 2005 12:55 AM
Subject: hey
Body: hey im gonna be on campus tomorrow afternoon so if ur free and not mind meeting and showing me abit around itd be cool. (xxx) xxx-xxxx
Date: Nov 27, 2005 3:34 AM
Subject: I AM GONNA ASK ARE U REALLY A SWINGER
Body: Hello Were a Long Island couple looking to meet new couples into getting to know one another and becoming friends with benifits.
Were new to the whole "swap" but interested in learning more
we are a MARRIED COUPLE from levittown LONG ISLAND with only 1 experience with another couple I HAVE A GREAT ability to please a female with my MOUTH HANDS AND COCK. MY WIFE'S AIM IS ALWAYS TO PLEASE ESPECIALLY WITH HER VAGINAL MUSCLES I have told her as well if I could bottle her ABILITY TO PERFORM ORALLY I would be a billionaire that's when it occurred to us to EXPLORE and share and SEE, TASTE AND TOUCH what there is out there to be EXPERIENCED so if you LIKE WHAT YOU ARE READING AND WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE MORE and would like to talk or drop us a line we are BLITZKREG1@AOL.COM
Date: Aug 14, 2005 12:34 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: I read youre myspace profile and thought it wold be cool to get to know you. My email is xxxx@aol.com if you would like to get to know me. Below is just some background info...
My name is XXXXXXX,i'm 22 and live in XXXXXX. I have two younger brothers(14 and 18 on Sat) and two older half brothers on my dads side they live with their mom(23 and 26). I have four cats and 1 dog and we all live wth my grandparents. It gets crowded believe me. My dad passed away about 7 years ago. My birthday is XXXX. Anyway I have a bf of over 2 years. I currently babysit and sell AVON. I plan on going back to college though. I have panic attacks (or so they think anyway) which actually some people are not to comfortable with hanging out with me b/c of such reason as sometimes I can not move and they may have to help me out to the car(haha don't mean to frighten you but I used to not tell people and well you get the idea) So anyway I am an actress at heart. I have wanted to act on a soap opera since the 7th grade when I was in my first play. I have been in alot. I will eventually make in in the acting buisness. I like to read,write,sing,dance,act,watch tv,go on the internet,hang out,meet new people etc...) I will try basically anything once except I won't go on those scary rides or anything they get me dizzy and stuff and thats not good so yea but otherwise I'm up for it. I am a very outgoing person as well as shy. I guess it really depends on how well you know me. If I feel we really connect I may very well end up telling you my whole life story. I trust completly and wholeheartedly until proven wrong which unfortunitly does happen. I hate being lied to. I often aploigize for something I did not do. You could be the one who did something to hurt me and I would more than likely apoligize for making them feel that way or whatever. I can be the best friend that you have ever met. I will stick by your side threw thick and thin nomatter what even if you try and push me away until you decide to "kick me to the curb". I love helping people and try my best to be there for the ones I love. I can be one of the sweetest people you have ever met and am often called a "doormat" although now sometimes I stick up for myself. I will never stab you in the back. I will have your back even if you end our friendship. I am very sensitive as well as risky so to speak. I am some what of a daredevil but not in the way you may think. I love parties but I hate drinking,smoking and drugs. I am a very fun person and just if I like your company i will be happy doing anything. Just sitting in the house and talking is very enjoyable to me. I love having sleepovers although I have not had one in a long time. I love playing games with friends(Truth or dare is one of my favorite). I listen to any kinds of Music except I absolutly hate rap and classical. I like if not love every movie that I have ever seen. It is very rare if I hate a movie although it has happened on occasion. I am a tv fanatic. I loved the television show popular that was out in 99-02. I also like Dawsons Creek and the facts of life which also have since ended. I like General Hospital,One life to live,all my children, i wanna be a soapstar,the fresh prince of bell air,Lizzie Mcguire,Boy Meets World,Brace Face,Even Stevens,Thats so Raven,American Idol,Americas next top model,jake in progress,Survivor(although I haven't watched it in along time),7th heaven,Charmed,The suite life of zack and cody plus many MANY more. Gosh I really can't think of anything else to say. So if theres anything you would like to know just ask and ya know tell me alittle bit about yourself. I think it would be really nice to get to know you better so if you feel the same way than just get back to me lol.
Xxxxxxx