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Kevin Lucia


Last Updated: 12/9/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 35
Sign: Pisces

City: CASTLE CREEK
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/27/2007

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Monday, November 09, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






My latest non-fiction piece is now available in Guideposts' new inspirational collection Praying from the Heart. It's book#1 in a 12-book series on prayer called True Stories of Extraordinary Answers to Prayer.

My story is "More Than We Asked For", and it's about the challenges my wife and I have faced in the past year or so with the diagnosis of both my son and daughter as special needs children, and how prayer especially has been something that's supported us through this.

It's currently available here, but I imagine eventually it'll be on Amazon, and can be purchased through brick and mortar stores, also.

The submission call is still open for stories to fill the other eleven books, so I'm hoping if the "muse" sings, I'll have another story to pitch for this series soon.
Currently reading:
Your Heart Belongs to Me: A Novel
By Dean Koontz
Release date: 2009-10-27
Thursday, October 01, 2009 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






Things I Learned At Horrorfind 2009

1. That Mike Lombardo of Reelsplatter.com is completely insane, but in a good "dress up like your mother as Leatherface only hot" sort of way.

2. That Michael Knost, indeed, is the sexiest editor working in the business.

3. Regarding the above, that Michael Knost and Greg Hall of The Funky Werepig may be working on a project together soon...or was that model for a charity "Men of Horror" swimsuit calender? I forget. It was late, and I was sleepy.

4. Regarding the above, 2% milk is like 150% liquor to Greg Hall.

5. That contrary to popular opinion, everything can NOT be blamed on Dickie.  Some things defy explanation, like the "Pointer Sisters" and mythical mullets.

6.  That Meteornotes makes the best brownies in the world.  Period.

7.  That according to Kelli Dunlap, Margot Kidder's handler should be fired for elder neglect.

8.  That Greg Hall has an unhealthy fascination with Margot Kidder's eating habits.
 Refer to #4, and possibly #5 for explanation.

9. That "her eyes flashed" is NOT an empty descriptive phrase, because it was seen frequently this past weekend, especially when Kelli Dunlap switched the settings of her eyes from "stun" to "kill".

10. Alethea Kontis knows everything there is to know about Dr. Who and all his incarnations, all things fairy tale, and backliva.  Because of this, she should be nominated the "Science Fairy Tale Backliva Queen" of the next MoCon.  Her duties? To regale us with tales of Dr. Who and The Frog Prince while making us all backliva, of course.

11.  The only thing better than watching Jeff Heimbuch give Alethea Kontis a shoulder rub is watching him wrestle Monrozombi for the honor of giving Aleatha Kontis a shoulder rub.

12.  Apparently, I move more product when I'm NOT at the dealer table, and someone like Jessica Lynne Gardner is. Make of that what you will.

13.  That more than likely, a postcard with me leaning demurely on a tombstone will not sell as many books as Jessica Lynne Gardner.

14.   That, not unlike Maurice Broaddus, my main goal has become to get big enough in the genre to refer to myself in the third person, but instead of snubbing people at Cons, I'll ditch my own readings instead.

15.  That the only thing better than hanging at Horrorfind with friends is coming home to hugs and kisses from wife Abby and daughter Madi.
Monday, September 28, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 







So.  It's back.

Two years ago I blogged semi-daily about, in the infamous tradition of Seinfeld, "nothing".  Essentially, that's all it was.  My daily random mind-leaps.  Anyone who knows me knows my mind never stops buzzing.  Ever seen that episode of the Simpsons where someone is talking to Homer, during which, a monkey does something amusing in his head, like play the cymbals or something?

That's basically me.  Only the monkey's on crack, and he never stops playing.

Ever.

So, I've decided to restart.  It'll have to be shorter than it used to be.  Unlike two years ago, I actually have a lot of writing to do, with two kids, now.  Time is precious. 

But so is random.

It'll take me a little bit to get back on the bike.  But here's a few rules of the road:
1. it will be about nothing and everything.  Sometimes it may seem terribly insightful and introspective.  Others horribly trite. Perhaps childish.  There's no way of knowing which, really.

2. it will be my unadulterated, often unfiltered and caffeine driven 3 AM thoughts and opinions.  I probably should offer some sort of "brain bleach" waiver for you to sign, but eh.  At your own risk.

3. I'm not here to fight or argue.  I don't seek to persuade or crusade.  Things often amuse and intrigue me, and very...VERY...often, these things don't amuse others. So be it.

4. Comment freely.  Express yourself.  Just remember this is the equivalent of philosophizing over a beer just before the bar closes, (or opens, as the case may be), and is just me being random.  At times I will seem witty.  Others, maybe just pedantic.  Very often, you'll probably disagree with me. Again, there's that whole "waiver" thing, but eh. 

5. Enjoy life.  Smile and chuckle at my posts, shake your head and think, "There's something badly wrong with this man", but please never be offended by me or my posts, and leave here secure at least in the certainty that more than likely, your life is far less random than mine.  Whether or not this is a good or bad thing, I leave up to you.

6. This is 3 AM.  I'm just waking up.  I will probably have typos.  I'm a writer and an
English teacher, and there will most likely be typos.  Deal with it. ;)
So sayeth me. (And the crack-jonesing monkeys in my head).

Oh, and the title?  Apparently to certain folks at Horrorfind, I resemble either a boy band reject or an Olympic swimmer.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 









Which one?  This will be today's exercise in randomness.  Boy band member:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 








Or Olympic swimmer?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 






Hmm. I wonder what they look like at 3 AM?
Monday, August 17, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
Well, that remains to be seen, but even so - I'm sure it'll all be in good fun, and hopefully we'll get around to talking about that whole writing and reading thing I like so much.  Anyway, there is the chance to win some free stuff tonight. The contest is simple.  In the header of all my main website pages:


is a quote from an author I adore, or for some reason or other, the quote strikes my fancy.  However, they all have one thing in common: each of them express my feelings about the art of writing fiction, some from a craft perspective, life perspective, and even artistic perspective.  The challenge? How do they rate in order of importance to me and my craft?  A neat test for those who know me both online and in real life, or for those who don't know me - well, the odds aren't that bad, because I want to give away lots of stuff.

So...Greg Hall - host of the Werepig - will post this link and the question tonight.  Interested folks will come here and post their answers in the order they think the quotes rank in "my writing world". All you have to do is post the author's last name.  For example: say my five featured authors were Salinger, Shakespeare, Whitman, Twain and James.  You'd post in the comment section the following, from 1 - 5, or 5 - 1, whichever strikes your fancy:

1. Shakespeare
2. Salinger
3. Whitman
4. James
5. Twain

1 being most important, of course, and 5 being least important.  The comments will be moderated, so they won't appear.  Winners will be announced a little later in the week.  What are we giving away?

1st Place: "The Kevin Lucia Gift Pack" - really handy if you need doorstops and paperweights, or you're low on firewood for the upcoming winter months. A copy of Coach's Midnight Diner, which includes my "Editor's Choice" story Way Station, a copy of Abominations: 17 Tales of Murderous Monsters, which includes my story The Water God of Clarke Street, RAW: Brutality as Art, which includes my story A Willing Donor, Malpractice: An Anthology of Bedside Terror, which includes my story Therapy, and Issue #5 of Shroud Magazine, which features an excerpt from my upcoming novella, Hiram Grange & The Chosen One.

2nd Place: Of course, we still want to give away Issue #5 of Shroud Magazine, which features an excerpt from my upcoming novella, Hiram Grange & The Chosen One, but for second we'll also throw in Northern Haunts, which features my short short, Old Bassler House.  Also, Vicious Verse and Reanimated Rhymes: Zombie Poetry for the Undead Head, which features my poem, Necromancin'.

3rd Place: And yes, Issue #5 of Shroud Magazine, which features an excerpt from my upcoming novella, Hiram Grange & The Chosen One.

So there.  Free stuff.  The best part? All these prizes feature other authors and great fiction, too, so you can't go wrong.  Really.  You can't.  Honestly!

Hope you'll listen in.
Currently reading:
Faces in the Fire
By T. L. Hines
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
Hosted By:
The Funky Werepig

When:
Sunday, August 16, 2009

Where:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/The-Funky-Werepig/2009/08/17/TFW-Kevin-Lucia

Description:
Blogtalk Radio Show Interview

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Currently reading:
Star Wars: Death Troopers
By Joe Schreiber
Release date: 2009-10-13
Friday, August 07, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry



Contains my poem, Necromancin'

Paperback ISBN: 978-1-897217-95-5
eBook ISBN: 978-1-897217-96-2

Amazon Kindle Edition

The dead rise. The world dies. Mankind falls and enters Death's halls. Over 90 poems of carnage, hopelessness and despair mixed with oodles of the living dead await you. Featuring poems by W. Bill Czolgosz, Paul A. Freeman, Keith Gouveia, J.H. Hobson, Rich Ristow, Lester Smith, Steve Vernon, Zed Zefram, Zombie Zak and many others, Vicious Verses and Reanimated Rhymes will not only melt your brain...it'll tear out your jugular!

Currently reading:
Summer of Night (Aspect Fantasy)
By Dan Simmons
Monday, July 20, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
I've decided to "let the dogs out." What does that mean? Okay, imagine this: a trilogy combining Lovecraftian baddies, Dagonite assassins, Virgil the poet (from Dante's Inferno), Ithaqua (wendigo), Judas Iscariot, (on loan from hell), psychic artists and gas station attendants, (and maybe strippers, too), the Jabberwocky, Alice - packing two Glock .9mms - and faeries.

That's right. Faeries. Oh, and throw in the four horseman of the apocalypse, ley lines, gateways to hell, and Cthulhu.

I may never sell this to anyone, but man - this is why I love to write.
Currently reading:
Tower Hill
By Sarah Pinborough
Friday, July 17, 2009 
Last night, I had dinner with Dan Keohane, Mary Sangiovanni, and Jack Haringa (he who "Must Die!").  Shook Jack Ketchum's hand, sat next to him and John Skipp for lunch (though neither know who I am, at all).  Wrote several pages of WIP. Saw Kelli Dunlap and got a big hug.  Will now go write some more. Awesome workshop coming up with Douglas Clegg. Brain tittering on literary overload!
Currently reading:
Something Wicked This Way Comes
By Ray Bradbury
Sunday, May 10, 2009 
This will be quick, because I've got some writing to do today, as well as Mother's Day things. AND right up front: I'm not in a blue, bleak moment about my writing skills. I'm to a point where I see myself improving all the time, and I'm willing to do the things necessary - go back to Borderlands, go to conferences, write until I bleed - to get better.

I just get frustrated at how I act, sometimes. I've fully come to believe over the last year that how people perceive you in the writing industry is just as important, at times, as the writing - although in the long run, quality writing always trumps.

The thing is, I look back over the two years, and I wince. Often. I ask myself: "Did I really say that on that forum?" Did I really write a blog about that? Did I actually ask Coach to endorse that little rag, because of a not-so-good-story of mine they published? (Inside joke). Did I really think that publishing idea that burped to life in my head was all that great?

To be fair and honest, I AM having many more moments when I'm thinking straight and clearly. I seem to be talking a lot less and listening a lot more, (which has been a big factor in my diminished blogging, along with time), and with me, that's always good. I managed to not make a fool of myself at Borderlands, and actually came across as someone semi-knowledgeable. I plan on sitting quietly in a corner this coming weekend at MoCon, pen in hand, notebook in lap, listening and learning. I have the same plan for NeCon and Context 22 (well, along with a little Cain raising with Tim Deal and R. Scott). I'm writing tons of reviews, emailing them off to Shroud and Leisure, posting them on the blog and Amazon, and staying quiet about it in the process, just doing the work - which, when I reviewed solely for the CBA, paid off in huge dividends.

Still, I wonder if I'll ever be able to totally not act like a tool. We all have our moments, but I seem to have a lot of them. Nothing bad happened this weekend with my appearance at our church's Arts Festival, it went fine. No, I'm cringing over some emails I sent that sound fanboyish in retrospect, worrying about some crossed wires I had with a publisher over a question I had, and generally just feel goofy today.

I avoid forums and post rarely. I fear flame wars, plus I rarely have anything important to add. I no longer post lengthy "what am I working on" blogs, because...well, let's face it...I'm not Brian Keene. I don't have legions of breathless fans hungry for my next work. I avoid certain snark blogs, just because I don't want the kind of attention they draw. Most of the time, I feel like I'm all grown up.

Others? Eh. Today would be one of those days.

And you know what? It's all good. Part of the process. It's a great mantra, and I'm going to add to it:

"talk less, listen more, and write even more."

That having been said, a stack of reviews is calling to me.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
Shroud Magazine Book Reviews is happy to kick off the first installment of our author spotlight series. This week it's Bloody Books, Horror Reanimated, and the fiction of Bill Hussey and Joseph D'Lacey. Featured in this spotlight are reviews of the authors' recent works, an interview with both authors, and a nifty contest with equally nifty prizes. Up for grabs are signed books, a signed issue of Shroud Magazine, Issue #3, and some other cool things. Two contests are running: one exclusively tailored for Joseph D'Lacey fans, and one for Bill Hussey fans. Please, contestants only enter one contest at a time.

For fans of Joseph D'Lacey: Because Joseph's first two novels have strong social cores: meat production and waste disposal, the challenge for Shroud and Horror Reanimated readers is to pitch a vivid, striking, powerful, even disgusting new "social horror" for Joseph to write, something along the lines of: "Animals experimented on by corrupt cosmetics companies mutate into miniature, cannibalistic Zsa Zsa Gabors that terrorize the populace" (Obviously, this one is taken.)

Post your brief plot synopsis in the comments of our interview with Joseph and Bill, and at the end of this week - Sunday - the best three plots will be chosen. The comments will be concealed until the closing of judging. The prizes are as follows:

1st place: Signed copy of "Meat" and "Garbage Man"
2nd place: Signed copy of either "Meat" or "Garbage Man"
3rd place: Signed copy of Shroud Magazine, Issue #3, featuring an original short story by Joseph D'Lacey

For fans of Bill Hussey:

Because Bill's two works have featured mythology, folklore, and religion in such powerful ways, the challenge for Shroud and Horror Reanimated readers is to imagine a story dealing with some favorite mythological, religious, or folklore construct. All of these genres can be blended in your pitch. As with Joseph's contest, post your brief plot synopsis in the comments of our interview with Joseph and Bill, and at the end of this week - Sunday - the best three plots will be chosen. The comments will be concealed until the closing of judging. The prizes are as follows:

1st place: a signed copy of "The Absence" and "Through A Glass Darkly"
2nd place: a signed copy of either novel
3rd place: a signed promotional poster

Note: all prizes will be shipped view parcel post or international airmail, and are subject to all the delays and schedules related to such shipping. Good luck!