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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 22
Sign: Aries

City: Taylorsville
State: North Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/15/2005

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Friday, September 01, 2006 
I am so bored. Stuck in this boooorring dull dreary house. :( oh where oh where is my night in shining armor LOL :( my car broke down so i cant go anywhere till i get the money to fix it. :( i really want to get out but im trapped in this hell hole and daddy says i cant go till get dough :(
Currently listening:
Sing the Sorrow
By A.F.I.
Release date: 11 March, 2003
9:20 PM 
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006 

Current mood:  cranky
My damn daddy keeps telling me if AIDS was God's way of saying he hated homos, then meth is God's way of saying he hates inbred rednecks too dumb or stubborn to move away from their godforsaken ghost-towns to a place where their children might have more interesting things to do than inject something made in a bathtub out of matches and cough syrup.

im going to go get geeked out right now!
1:03 AM 
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005 

Current mood:  horny
Category: MySpace
 I would give this fag the #1 gay myspace award but........................

   


The most self-indulged egotistical man-whore cunt belongs to this queer

check out this wet-rat with the shit-eating-grins narcissistic profile here!

and finally a male pussy enough to wear a neck braclet or whatever the fuck theyre called!

well once again im left dickles and am back on the hunt! will myspace hold my true love!?
12:16 AM 
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Thursday, September 22, 2005 
Its so hard to find good dick these days, all I keep finding is myspace fagz!



Didnt know guys could have DSL 2!



wow nice "sweaty sticky fresh after masturbation" photo!



duck fuck needs a new hair cut!

Currently listening:
Forever
By Spice Girls
Release date: 07 November, 2000
6:22 PM 
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Thursday, September 01, 2005 

Some of these fags need to get a life!

 
                       "wiggers in heat"


                      "pothead with too much time"


                   "mmmm scrawny 11 year olds! sexxxy!"                           (not)


Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.
2:55 AM 
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Monday, August 22, 2005 

Current mood:  bitchy

God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.

holla!

Currently reading:
Five Minutes to Orgasm Every Time You Make Love: Female Orgasm Made Simple
By Claire D. Hutchins
Release date: 31 July, 2000
8:25 PM 
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Saturday, August 20, 2005 

Current mood:  ditzy
Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005 
who have you been calling? give me your godamn cellphone!
Currently listening:
Fallen
By Evanescence
Release date: 04 March, 2003
4:04 PM 
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