Here it is. The end of the line. TSF is releasing it's FIRST & LAST recordings damn near simultaniously!
   The final "BloodeEagle" LP should be seeing the light of day sometime around October on Big Neck Records. The highest fidelity recordings we ever did...that somehow manage to be noisier. 15 guitar track overdubs? You shall see...8 songs from 2005.

   The "Early Year II" 2xCD set is in the works and shooting for a release date right around the same time. More stoopid garage & noisescapes from 2001 thru...well, actually 2005. Ha. Not quite early anymore.

   There's also a "Starving Dead Session" cassette in the works, for all the noiseniks who hate rock. John Laux film scores and otherworldly sounds to be released, again this fall...Earliest thing we recorded. Deffinately not rock. Barely considered music. Keep yer eye-holes peeled.

-R

So I'm sitting drinkin' iced coffee outside fairyland, waiting to see if I got a job or not...and I thought - "I wonder how many legit/semi-legit things has this band birthed?" The answer:
Soon to be TWENTY!!! Not bad for a 6 year run. Some ain't out till year end, but whatev.

1.) The Starving Dead/Synapse Cassette - 10-ish copies. Made for John's 8mm movie soundtracks...given out to friends and family. 2 really LONG songs. 2001.

2.) AssMessChokeRock Cassette - 10-ish copies. Fam and friends again. 2002.

3.) Al:Bum CD-r (Unscene 0.05)- 25 copies. First psuedo-studio 8 track recordings and noise collages. 2002-2003.

4.) AssMessChokeRock CD-r - 50 copies. Same as cassette above. Given out at shows. 2003.

5.) The Early Year. CD-r (Unscene 01)- 50 copies. Best of practice tapes and live to that point. Sold'em. 2003.

6.) Tiny Parts 7" EP (Unscene 7001)- 500 copies. First 100 on coke bottle clear vinyl. 2004.

7.) AssMess Demos CD-r - 10 copies. sent out to wrassle label interest. 6 studio songs. 2004.

8.) Live it Down 7" EP (Big Neck 037) - 500 copies. 2005.

9.) Zine:White 8" comp. (Borox03) - 300 copies(?). 4 way split w/magazine. 2005.

10.) Peel & Eat CD (DeadBeat 857) - 600 copies. 2nd full length (!?!?) 2005.

11.) TSF/Blowtops 7" split (Unscene 7002) - 300 copies. 2005.

12.) Black Magic White Pussy LP/CD (Big Neck 045)- 1000 copies. 2005 - 2006.

13.) Early Year 2xCD (SLF records)- 100 copies. Best of AssMess, Starving Dead cassettes and Early Year, Al:Bum CD-rs. Re-"mastered". Ha. Released spring 2007.

14.) Braces 7" (Unscene 003/Kill Sound Records 001)- 3 songs. 300 copies. ...released Spring 2007.

15.) Blowtops Covers comp 2x7" (Big Neck) 500 copies. Spring 2007.

16.) TSF "The Undiscovered Year CDr set. (SLF) - More outtakes, lost tunes, and live garbage. Summer 2008!

17.) Plate Of Shrimp: Repo Man Covers CD (Gaslighter 01) 1000 copies. When...??

18.) Blood Eagle CD/LP (Big Neck) - 1000 copies. Summer 2008!

19.) Violent Climax Vol. 3 Compilation 7" (SMGirrrls Records) - Split w/Loaded Hoods & Thee Garage Kid. Released with Arse' Plot Fanzine...Out now! Spring 2008!

20.) TSF/Fear Of Dolls split 7" (Bunnicorn 1) - 300 copies. Bands cover each other! Summer 2008!

and a shirt!

That'll do, pig...that'll do.

Collect them all. Or not.
Bored guy-Rob

We are on the new Arse' Plot Compilation 7"...Violent Climax: Vol. 3. ...Along with Captain Dynamite & The Loaded Hoods and Thee Garage Kid. Two bands full of trash-rock goodness and us whippin' out a moody-ass Laughing Hyenas-ish tune called "Slob".

Available NOW! No...we don't have any to sell, and I'm not sure how many of the 300 copies are gonna' make it to the states...BUT, if ya go here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=215733811 Chris will hook you up. Pretty Damn cheap for a Import single these days!

Also: The new Big Neck LP (TSF: Bloodeagle) is in the can and waiting for a release date. Summer?

The TSF/Fear of Dolls split 7" is gonna' go to press and release in the next couple months. Out in July/August.

The "Early Years II" & "Kraut Door" CDr sets are in the works and should pop up in a few months as well...Maybe even a "Early Year" bonus 7" of total destructo-gar(b)age mess from our begining stages. Editing, Overdubbing and Mastering this in the coming month.

Not to shabby for a band thats been broken up for almost 2 years. Thanks to the folks who came out for the Buffalo Reunion Show! Wanna' do another one?

-Rob

 

Yessum. Check this jive. Still ain't dead yet!

http://www.deafsparrow.com/Tractor_Sex_Fatality_Interview.htm

-R

Soooo...if yer in Buffalo NY (or the outter regions) the weekend of the 19th/20th...go to The Mohawk Place for Pain In The Big Neck III. 22 Bands in 2 days (!?!?).  Clockclean er, Homostupids, Bantam Rooster, Terrible Twos, LiveFastDie, TrailerPark Tornadoes, Cheap Time, RedRedRed, and a hell of a lot more.... TSF is now playing Saturday nite, instead of the original Friday schedule. FIRST SHOW IN OVER A YEAR. Ha...first practice too. Buy yer tickets, like now!

Also:

The BigNeck "BloodEagle" LP (ep?...well, 12"...) is in the final art stages and hopefully will hit the street by Turkey Day, or  at least for the X-mas rush.

The Fear Of Dolls/TSF split is still waiting for fundage. Hope to spring it on the public in the next few months.

More soon.

XOXO-Rob

 

Tired of waiting for our crap to come out?:

Pick up these fine new releases!! NEW FANGS CD - Featuring Dave and Karlis of TSF fame. BROTHERHOOD OF ELECTRICITY 7": Dave, Alex (Blacktop, This Damn Town) and Alyse (Manikin).More John output with new SLICING GRANDPA 7"es...a split w/Rubber O Cement (Caroliner Rainbow off-shoot) and a early 4-track demo. New KRASH UN LURNE CD as well. Upcoming: (behind.) CONVENT WALLS 7" feat. John and Rob of TSF and Bonni (Fear of Dolls) and Charlotte (Zdefekt, Pussychop Bannana, Kount Fistula,etc.)...and a (b)CW split 7" with PeachCouch (members of Wickermaker & Red Hearts).

BUY!BUY!BUY! ...or we'll have to give them to you for free.

-R

Here's the line-up: Friday the 7th	[Edit]    [Delete]
The Fireballs of Freedom, Tractor Sex Fatality, Trailer Park Tornados, The Violent Lovers Club(ex-Baseball Furies), Red Red Red (ex-Piranhas), and The Dirty Fingers. Saturday the 8th                                                                                                      Mistreaters, Clock Cleaner, The Blowtops, The Worst, The Birthday Suits, The Radio Beats, and The Terrible Twos.

 

Oh shit. Buy yer plane tix to beautiful Buffalo NY now!

It's true. A years gone by and it has finaly happened. TSF's "Black Magic,White Pussy" LP/CD is available. Order it thru BigNeck Records, Interpunk.com, Midheaven/Revolver and a slew of other usual channels. You can also get it from us THIS WEEKEND at the Blue Moon Tavern show (Friday the 13th) and localy at Wall of Sound, Singles Going Steady and Sonic Boom as of next week.

Great write up in MRR on the Peel & Eat CD this month. You can read it on the Dead-Beat-Records.com website.

More in a bit.-R

Yup. New reviews posted for The TSF/Blowtops Split I put out ...and they're good. Can't wait to get all the order requests, now that I've got 5 copies left.

http://www.terminal-boredom.com/reviews10.html

-R

Oh yeah- here's the razorcake interview for ya'll to gander upon. Notice I'm barefoot.

 http://www.razorcake.com/interviews/default.asp?ArticleID=488

-R