Tax Poem

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.


Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Tax 
Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food 
License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax @44.75 cents/gallon

Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Local Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Sales Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.  We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  What in the h--- happened?  Can you spell 'politicians?'  And I still have to 'press 1' for 
English!?!?!?!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!  YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!

 TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY... I SPENT ALL DAY TALKIN AND CHILLEN WITH OFFICERS FROM BANGLADESH AND JUST JOKIN AROUND WITH THEM ALL.....THEY ALL THOUGHT THAT I WAS EITHER INDIAN OR BANGLADESHI...LOL! THIS EVENING WE HAD A CULTERAL EVENING WHICH CONSISTED OF A FAMOUS BANGLADESHI SINGER, A MAJIC SHOW, THE BANGLADESH ARMY BAND PLAYING 3 SONGS, A SINGER, AND ME WITH 3 OTHERS DANCING A TRADITIONAL BANGLADESH DANCE WEARING TRADITIONAL CLOTHING....IT WAS FUN....WE ONLY HAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES TOTAL TO LEARN THE DANCE....EVERYONE LOVED IT THOUGH....THEY SEEMED TO ALL LOVE THE WAY THAT I DANCED AND SAID THAT I WAS A PROFESSIONAL AT DANCING LIKE THEM...LOL!(YEAH RIGHT!) i HAVE BEEN HERE ALMOST A WEEK AND HAVE MADE SO MANY NEW FRIENDS HERE....THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DEPLOYMENTS I HAVE BEEN ON SO FAR AND CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN STORE FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS.....

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO READ MY SHIT AND SEE MY THINGS. SO I WANT TO ASK YOU THESE 20 QUESTIONS. JUST COPY THE QUESTIONS AND AND PUT THEM INTO A MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS.

YOUR INFORMATION:

1.Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN....
1. Do we know each other outside of myspace?

2. Whats your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight (IF IT EVA CAME DOWN TO IT)?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

6. Would you give me a kidney?

7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

9. Can we get together and make a cake?

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately (I KNOW DERE B A FEW OUT DERE)?

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

13. Would you drive cross country with me?

14. Do you think I'm attractive?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

18. Would you go out with me just to goof around if i asked you?

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

20. Will you answer this in a message so I can fill it out for you?

?  THIS IS HOW IT IS ?

THIS WEEKEND I AM GETTING AWAY FROM ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL BULL SHIT THAT GOES ON IN THESE FUCKEN BARRACKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME....

SOO.......

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