CIGARETTTES
grape soda.
buffalo chicken.
hot sauce.
uni.
120 film.
roast duck.
shake shack.
hasselblads.
Mint green.
edinburghs castle.
leftover pizza.
aperture science.
neutral density.
international noise conspirancy.
explosions in the sky.
dr. dog
cats.
helicopter support standing by.
intergalactic planetary.
nikon.
Golden state warriors
army of two.
black prince porter.
not so secret codes.
neopolitan ice cream.
super nintendo.
sega genesis.
when i was dead broke, i couldnt picture this.
rotary phones.
ghostbusters.
tmnt 1.
all hallows ep.
"true romance"
stand up bass.
rockabilly. still.
andre nickatina.
beatles.
old daly city "culture".
murder city devils.
coffee. black.
adventure time.
proton packs.
river city ransom.
when my UAV is online.
gameplay over graphics.
order of the triad.
the venture brothers.
mystery science theater 3000.
minimalism.

eating the last of anything.
olives.
falling down the stairs.
falling up the stairs.
getting hung up on.
chris angel.
noisy vacuums.
the way vacuums is spelled.
people who respond to phone calls with emails.
natto.
people who spell lose "l-o-o-s-e"
slow reload times.
people who have import models as their top 40 friends.
we dont see enough monarch.
marlboro lights.
direct flash.
wheat bread.
puff with no mase.
bros.
the way my metrocard expires when the train arrives.
the way my metrocard works when the train is 28 minutes away.
warm beer.
melted ice cubes.
chris gains.
kobe bryant.
sbarros pizza.
digital future people. ("how many megapixels is that pen?")
stepping in shit.
getting spam burns.
the grossness of ice cream that has melted, but then has been refrozen.
MAYO.
bad clams.
people who dont believe in gameplay over graphics.
rice rockets.
the phrase "had had" put into any sentence.
passive asians.
people who say "due to the fact" instead of just "because"
that i know how to spell floccinaucinihilipilification.
that i cant spell silhouettes without having to ask google.
tomato juice.
3rd party video game controllers.
pennies.
liver.
having to pee really badly knowing that i wont be near a toilet for at least 30 minutes.
plastic bags.
dead batteries.
not remembering where i get these scabs from.
festivals.
really long pointless lists.

Whos comin with me?

Whos comin with me, mannnnn?

hasselblad 50mm f/4 (paid.)
hasselblad 150mm f/4 (paid!)
beauty dish (paid!)
pocket wizards! (paid!)
backdrop stands (no longer needed.)
horseman 4x5
sinar 8x10

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

A while ago I had a "dream" that was one of those epic dreams where everything felt real and I could feel physical pain. During the dream, the world as we knew it was ending in a terrible manner, burning skies, earthquakes, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! Then when it seemed that all was lost, you told me to get in the rip in time to go back and prevent all of this from happening. I jumped through the portal and seconds later awoke in my bed confused. Was I waking up from a nightmare or did I blackout during the time travel and have a crash landing on my bed? Nevertheless, if the world ends, my bad.

love,

the leader of the resistance.

Below are notes taken during class while not paying attention.

Notebook sidenotes fall '06.

touche honkey.
isabella punched jeff.
kick in the head.
because she died young.
rike bider.
mike jones!
nutgraf.
So, where are you from? THE FUTURE.
never live west of your job.
your hand is bleeding!
jew.
pitter.
clarendon report!
Soft feel fine. soft!
acts acks ask axe
what the fuck were you thinking?
i can not read nor write.
i can not read or write.
he had 1 dollar.
he had had 1 dollar.
i fuckin love cheese.
hella dumb.
psycho.
defend it!
kill em all!
i fuckin hate that guy.
authority.
*never mention money.
faux
salary calculator
10+18+1984=2012
go home.
karate nazis.
winnie is always here.
shell shock.
trip to japan.
trip to phan.
the end.

everynight i wanna go out and kill.








Japanshit.

By now, everyone has seen the big coke sign when you come off the bay bridge. After taking this particular photograph, i then realized, that anyone and everyone and their mama could have the exact same street level shot. What makes some photographers different from others are the risks they are willing to take. Such as war photography vs. macro food photography.






They were meant to be silhouettes, bitch.

After a what seemed like forever but in reality was only 10 minutes, after climbing up the fire escape to the coke sign which is on 4th and bryant, the screaming of  "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW" with a handgun pointed at your face was sure to make this night an eventful one. After being beaten both physically and mentally. Mentally meaning that i had to climb down a 3 story building on a fire truck ladder while looking straight down. And physically meaning, getting our assed kicked on a rooftop in san francisco. Although these photos are indeed, shitty, it makes me realize how badly i want to do this as my job. There arent many things that i would stand being beaten, yelled at, threatened with death and humiliated for.

Lauren and I shot the Urban Iditarod over the weekend. It was fun.




way to use the rollie, dude.




i like this one bc of the guy on the 3rd floor.


Pirates!


my heroes showed up.







yay.