1. Because I'm NIELE!!!
2. I like to keep it short and *tweet*.
3. I can manage my multiple (online) personalities.
4. It is guaranteed to put a smile on my face at least once a day.
5. It is a place for random thoughts to exist other than in my head.
6. I like to scan the public timeline while sipping coffee.
7. This is how I keep current on world events (real time news feed).
8. It eliminates the need for hint*hint cards...if you follow, you know what I like!
9. Sometimes I enjoy living vicariously through someone I'm following.
10. If we *tweet* enough, we can affect social change!

too much sake can be a dangerous thing...

7/31/06 ~ one birthday boy (the nauseous drunk) threw up in his wife’s new BMW X3. he caught his puke, opened the door and rolled out of the vehicle...preventing it from spilling onto the car seat.

8/20/06 ~ my favorite birthday boy (the happy drunk) passed out after peeing behind someone’s car in a parking lot. he fell in the puddle he created! unfortunately, i was the designated driver and was disgusted to see (dirt + urine) = mud on my floor mat!!!

which is worse? cleaning up puke or mud?

3/22/08 ~ I HONESTLY CAN SAY FROM FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE THAT CLEANING UP PUKE IS WAY WORSE!!!  Some dude out there (the dancing drunk) owes me a Grande Spiced Chai Latte from Nordstrom!

anywayz, thank goodness for all weather floor mats...they will withstand the harshest weather conditions, and the occasional "sludgy excrement" mishaps!

It's amazing what you can find out about a person after a round of drinks. We discovered that Hayato is not a japanese national...he was born in New York. That makes him a US citizen! Who knew???

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11756403

So as you sit in front of your computer indulging on your favorite brand of beer, bottle of wine, shot of sake/tequila..I would like to know, "Where were you born?"

daze :)

There was an important job to be done and Everybody thought that Somebody would do it.  Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.  Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.  Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.  It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.  - author unknown