Hip hop beasts swarm desolate streets with tongue in cheek speak plus bubble and squeak. I am not one of these. I have not given up on being a world class MC but my suburban grit has not cut a swath to the top just yet. For now I accept my role as unknown troubadour with the rotten larnyx. I grate on nerves and ears and cheese. The blessed few overlook my shortcomings and embrace their own misguided masochistic perversities. For these woeful elite I announce the impending release of "Throw Up & Die". It should be arriving this summer at select locations throughout planet Earth. For more information please consult the website www.retarddisco.com. This summer also brings a new season of bikinis. I hope fans will mail me theirs from last year once purchases have been made.

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