Just wanted to let people know I will be deleting my myspace account this weekend sometime. A few reasons, the same reasons other people leave. Sick of the ads, the SPAM, the people who steal passwords, the name "myspace," the feeling that you can never promote yourself enough, and the layout. I will be using facebook for all keeping in contact needs as well as my email. If you don't have my email and would like it, let me know.

Jaaron

ps- oh and I don't like surveys either.

The is the story of spring break.....
When many people are spending their spring breaks here....


Looking something like this.....


We spent ours here....in Solvang.


Even though we might not be partying like its 1999, we were excited...


We then grouped together ready to head off on our journey....

So we drove....

and drove....

with excitement occasionally setting in....

we then saw this beautiful bridge....

but our driving had times of....confusion.

and more.....confusion?

Jeremy seemed particularly confused by the complex workings of Interstate 5.....

we began to get restless and practicing our dance moves....

and our ability to blow kisses....(I was thinking of Christy and icons)

we eventually arrived in Solvang, and after sitting all day in the car we were very excited to finally be able to get out and be active...

although we were finally at our destination, Jeremy still seemed a little....confused.....

we woke up the next day excited to see Solvang....

very, very excited.....

so we decied to get dressed and actually get outside.....

we finally made it outside to walk around....

only to find that we were tired.....

we gained the energy to walk around again.....

but once again became tired.....

We then noticed something while taking our rest....

it was what became the highlight of Solvang....a nice car....

We then found out that Mike could not infact go to many stores in Solvang or was restricted to certain entrances....

We then eventually made it back to our "pad" to finally have some real fun....

The next day we decided to hit the town again, but realized it was raining and became well.....depressed.....

Very depressed.....

I then found this, but decided it was best to leave it alone......

we then went to Santa Barbara and...well....walked around....

The next day we made it to the Magic Mountain....where...well...we walked around.....

Inside we not only found roller coasters but wild animals. We first found some bears, and being as scared as I was I hid in the protection of wolves.....

Eventually the wolves became my good friends.....

but eventually thier instincts came through and they turned on me....

I eventually won the battle and tamed them into my horse/hunting dogs.....

We then came across some bears who proved to be a better mode of transportation....

I invited Mike to join me....

Then all of us hopped on...

Ricky then was tired....

and Jeremy was, well....confused....again.....

We then used the bear to kill the wolves, which later proved to be a smart move....

After the interactions with the dangerous wild animals of Magic Mountain we then went the next exciting attractions....waiting in lines....

Mike became angry......
I became tired.....

And Jeremy was....

Magic Mountain proved to be a wonderous time, so we did what felt naturual and lept for joy......

We then went home and became tired....

even the energetic Mike fell to the slumbering air....

I could not resist the comfort of the Escort either.....

and yes, Jeremy fell right into the depths of slumber as well.....

So that was about all, but if you are looking for an exciting time and things that are Danish we highly recommend Solvang.

well, its 2:22 am right now and I always want to have blogs that are deep and meaningful, blogs that makes people say "that changed me life," "that really made me think," "Jaaron is the most intelligent human being I know," "I want to know Jaaron the rest of my life becuase of the insight and depth has provided me," "If i could give Jaaron a million dollars for the insight he provides, I would," or "Jaaron has influenced me so much I would give one of my testicles/ovaries to him." This however I don't think will merrit anyone of those statements, it might however get the last one, but I doubt it. Instead I have decided to tell you some little kid jokes that are hilarious. Feel free to use these jokes as your own. I do, and you have probably already heard a lot of these from me cus I tend to repeat my jokes until....welll...I still repeating them. here you go...

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
Sparky

What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh

What do you see when look down a mole hole?
Molasses

What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
Damn

What was the first thing they gave tickle me elmo when he came off the production lines?
Test-tickles

What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
elephino

Two roaches are sitting on a toilet seat...
one got pissed off.

What is brown and sticky?
A stick

What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

What is red, black, and white all over and can't walk through a door?
A nun with a spear through her head.

What is red, black, and white all over and can't walk through double doors?
Two nuns with spears through their heads.

What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
rearrange the furniture

What else did her parents do to punish her?
Left the plunger in the toilet. (sorry if that is offensive)

Did you hear what happened when she fell of a cliff?
she screamed her little hands off.

Why couldn't anyone hear her when she fell down the well?
She was wearing mittens.

Why did her dog committ suicide?
You would too if your name was eioudiukjhkjh.

That is all....I hope I atleast produced a chuckle for you.

Well, I just got back from a wedding in CA and the day before I went golfing. Our tee time was at 7am and I was in the last foursome. the weather was perfect and as usual, I started out playing really well. As the day went on I got progressively worse loosing a total of 8 balls or so and having to yell "FOUR!" way too many times, but not enough either. I've never hit 18 holes before, but let me tell you that is a lot of golf. Anyway, around the 4th or 5th hole something happened that will never leave my memory. Somethings just don't turn out like you expect. That has become a theme in my life that I now embrace.

Mitch Hedberg had a line from his stand up that fits my situation perfectly. "I've never got a hole in one, but I have hit a guy. I guess your suppossed to say 'Four' but I was too busy mumbling 'theres no way thats gonna hit him.'"

I am about 75 yards from the tee and I pull out my pitching wedge. I take the shot and am not satisifed cus it soars past the green like I hit it with my driver. So I do what any good golfer does, I dropped another ball with out taking a stroke. I hit that one and even though it is by no means a good shot, it is good enough for me. As I am going back to find my balls (hehe), I am told by the guys ahead of us "Dude, you hit him."

"What?!"

"You hit John in the head."

"Is he OK?"

"Yeah, but hes pissed."

It turns out I hit my new friend John square on the head. I don't know what he was doing where he was, but I'm sure he wasn't just waiting to get hit. After several apologies, I later found out the my second ball hit the golf cart he was driving as he was getting into it....how cool and not cool is that?

John was OK. I said, "I wish we had some Tylenol or something."

John replies, " Its ok, I have my own medicine." He then pulls out his flask with Jack Daniels and we all have a few swigs at 8am. 

John later bought us all beers, even though we insisted we buy him beers, cus well, I am the idiot, he is the victim. He said no and said young college guys should never have to buy an old guy beer. Atleast he was cool.

It was good day though and I ended up looking like Rudolph cus I got sun burned and earned a new nick name from everyone, Sniper.