A. Raiders of the Lost Ark: The AdaptationThis
thing gets a separate category as it wasn't a movie that was made or
made for the last 12 month movie season. And it 1st screened a few
years ago. But it probably was the greatest achievement in movies I saw
this year. In short, it was made BY KIDS during their Summer Breaks in
the 1980's. Anyone who can't recognize how unthinkable and original of
a work it was, is clueless. The people who failed to go see this the
weekend of the Crystal Skull premiere, including of course those who
read my postings but still ignored it, well it's a huge loss on their
part.
I sincerely hope that 1 day this thing is either
a) released on DVD for everyone to be able to see it.
b) is made available to stream or download online.
It is NOT your neighborhood kids doing amateur theater. It is of the equivalent, or better to what
The Musical Box have done for
recreating the early Genesis concerts.
1. Synecdoche, NYAs
the review I wrote about a few months stressed, this is 1 of the most
original motion pictures to be made ever. Kaufman not surprisingly,
makes you think, analyze, and become sucked-in to what exactly happens
in the life of the lead character Caden and the people (mostly women)
in his life. I honestly require more viewings to further evaluate and
understand it all. But that is why it was so effective. Perhaps to the
awards shows, it's too sophisticated. Admittedly, going-in (trailers) I
was skeptical. But the comparisons to the more-or-less pointless waste
of time "Primer" a few years ago do not add up. There is a puzzle to
solve here, and if more people just let it sink-in and become swept
away, they'll realize how unique and beautiful this movie is. Perhaps 5
or 10 years from now, that recognition will happen.
The Jacket, The Science of Sleep among some others it belongs with.
95/100
2.Snow AngelsIncredibly moving picture that next to nobody saw or talked about. I
guess my original review didn't spoil the plot, but I'll add a bit more
to that in there is a death and while it's incredibly sad, again with
the thinking..the more you think about it and the characters involved,
the more you realize what transpired makes sense, however sad it is. I
guess you could say living with guilt is not as healthy as dying to
relieve that guilt. Kate Beckinsale I would give an Oscar Nomination
for, but like I mentioned, nobody saw or talked about this movie. And
of course being released in the late Spring didn't help since it wasn't
during "Oscar Season."
88/100
3. The VisitorVery compelling story about a man who finds some people living in his
NYC apartment while he's away. The friendship and sad circumstances
really make this movie powerful and worth repeated viewings. I'm glad
Richard Jenkins got an Oscar Nomination for this. And Haaz Sleiman who
played Tarek, received a Spirit Award nomination as well.
87/100
4. Slumdog MillionaireI was not wrong in how appealing this thing would be. After seeing it,
I wondered if it could be my favorite picture of the year. I can't
entirely say that after another viewing and I suppose a lot of the hype
and some criticism about it. The ending is pretty typical Hollywood.
But at the same time, I really wish more mention of the kids
performance is given. It was nice to see some of the cast do that at
the SAG awards.
85/100
5. The ReaderKate I sincerely hope and think will finally get her due. She was quite
powerful and moving in this. Seducing the German kid, and then forming
the bond with him, albeit secretively. The 2nd half, with the suspense
of her trial for being a guard at a Concentration camp really added and
put more sympathy towards her character. It was not an easy situation.
Her character needed money, she wasn't sure what to do. The fact she
was illiterare, I guess it was based real events. By the end of the
movie, after seeing her serve her time and want to repent..the obvious
difficulty she had, I couldn't help but feel as bad for her as the
family's who lost their loved ones in that horrific incident. I hope
people don't look at this as movie about Nazi-Germany, because it isn't
at all. It's a character study and a love story with some humor, and a
narrative and a lot of other things. Mind you, I really want more
mentioned about Kate Winslet's career and the fact MANY OTHER ROLES
SHE'S PLAYED DESERVED AS MUCH IF NOT MORE RECOGNITION. Namely: ETERNAL
SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and
JUDEfor example..a picture most people probably have never heard of.
Because if she does in fact win the Oscar here, I really think people
who liked her performance owe it to themself to seek out a lot of her
other work. She's possibly the best Actor of this generation and more
people could and should recognize that.
The film itself I can't
forget to mention a few holes, and possibly why I don't rank it a bit
higher. They never explained why young Michael didn't appear at the
Prison after he made the appointment..and the point he made about how
Hannah could be proven to not receive the punishment she did. She was
illiterate, that piece the judge was using to prove her guilt very
likely wasn't all her responsibility given the fact she was illiterate.
But maybe the secret of their affair was too risky on his own part to
expose. Another was when Hannah fled, and you see young Michael at her
flat and it's empty. That and the whole process of her getting promoted
by the Street Car co? There certainly were a few holes or unexplained
parts of this for my liking for it to contend for Best Picture. But at
the same time, I don't have a problem with it receiving a Best Picture
nomination.
84/100
6. TranssiberianAnother
under-seen gem. Emily Mortimer deserved an Oscar Nomination for this.
The situations she faced, and difficult decisions. The plot was
interesting. The suspense never left the viewer. Her relationship with
that guy Carlos and the drugs, then later with Ben Kingsley's character
and keeping track of where they are and where her husband played by
Woody Harrelson, is. Sorry, but this should have been seen by more
people, and was a lot more compelling and intriguing of a story than
dozens of other movies this year.
83/100
7. SleepwalkingAnother great performance from Nick Stahl that goes un-noticed. Dennis
Hopper effectively plays the asshole redneck father. The plot about a
mother who leaves town for $ which forces her younger brother to take
care of his young niece. When he loses his job, he finds no option but
to flee with her. The twists this story takes is reason enough to like
this, even if Hopper's character was not the easiest to handle
watching. I guess as a performance, it made it all the more effective.
A bit like Sam Rockwell's in "Snow Angels"..you hate him, but
eventually you respect the power of his perfomance.
82/100
8.The Bank JobTerrific Heist movie based on true events. The direction the plot takes
leaves you glued to the screen. You want to side with the robbers, but
you're unsure if they'll pull it off, and what each faction's ultimate
motivation is. Black Mailing politicians being a big part of it. Jason
Statham and Saffron Burrows definitely stand out among a lot of the
rest of the cast. Did it receive much Award Season recognition?..of
course not, lol.
81/100
9.The Good NightSome clever ideas are explored here in this fantasy/romance plot. It's
not clear whether Martin Freeman's mid-life crisis is due to his
struggling relationship with Gweneth Paltrow, or his dreams are
effectively pointing him in the path he needs to go. Rather surreal.
Danny Devito I think was a big part of what made this thing work. Simon
Pegg also added some nice comedic support as his best friend.
80/100Those
are the 9-10 best pictures I've seen over the last 12 months. The rest
of these below range from pretty good, to worth the curiosity, to
disappointing, to highly overated, to maybe worth seeing for free.
73-79 range10. The Wackness Interesting coming-of-age story. Kingsley and Olivia Thrilby were both good. Thrilby I liked more in "Snow Angels" however.
11. Forgetting Sarah MarshallOn paper this could have been a near-classic. It wasn't. Jason Segel's
exposure aside, it still probably was the best Apatow-related picture
of the year.
12. The WrestlerThe gore hurts this, but the perfomance by Rourke still made it
well-worth watching. Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood added a bit, but
honestly, Rourke carried this thing and he should win the Oscar (sorry
Sean Penn, but he carried this film. Milk's ensemble cast hurts your
case).
13. Iron ManRobert Downey makes a big splash in this comeback performance. As far
as Superhero movies have gone, there may not be many if any better made
to be honest.
14.Pineapple ExpressNot quite as good as SARAH MARSHALL, but pretty close. I suppose the
typical over-indulgence of Apatow, along with some points in the plot
seemed incredibly preposterous, kind of hurt this thing. But some of
the jokes worked well-enough no matter. The Freaks and Geeks reunion
was nice to see as well.
67-73 range15. Time CrimesFunny, perculiar, mysterious spanish Time-Travel movie. Certainly
another foreign film not nearly enough people saw. Eons better than
"Primer."
16. Role ModelsIt didn't look that great, but I saw this the same evening I caught
"Zack and Miri" and it was clearly the superior movie. Some of the
humor, especially the Nerd/Lord-of-the-Rings/Ren-Fest stuff hit home
and like Big Bang Theory, proves how comedy using the Geek-element can
be very effective. Not technically an Apatow movie, but pretty much on
par with his best work.
17. What Just HappenedWhy
nobody saw this is also puzzling. It's Robert DeNiro..c'mon. And it's
funny. The Hollywood exec who tries to please everyone, but isn't
necessarily able-to. Some of the dialogue floored me. It reminded me of
Sidney Pollack at times.
18. ReligulousBill Maher pulled this off pretty well. I wish he would have had Deepak
Chopra somewhere in it, but overall, the sarcastic with religion was
quite effective. Certainly one of the best Documentaries of the year.
19. Wall-EEven though it clearly borrowed from Short-Circuit, the charm and story
still worked on a lot of levels. The best animated movie of 2008
certainly.
20. Vicky Christina BarcelonaA bit of a comeback for Woody Allen. It was good, albeit seemed lazy in
tone at times. No, it's not deserving of all the Awards-recognition it
is, but was it bad?..no..it just seemed like a fantasy for beautiful
women and a guy to hook up?..like a Romance Novel really. The acting
wasn't amazing or anything though. And the guy who played Rebecca
Hall's fiance was annoying as hell. Hall, however, should have been the
one receiving the Oscar nomination, not Cruz. And I like Penelope Cruz,
but in this?..her performance didn't stick out nearly as much as Hall's.
21. Tropic ThunderPart Andy Sedaris, part Steve Buscemi-movie-where-he-plays-a-director,
part Leslie Nielsen. I could have done without Tom Cruise's werewolf
chest, but Robert Downey fooled me big-time here. It wasn't bad, just
not something I'll be wanting to see over and over again. Steve Coogan
was better in this than "Hamlet 2" certainly.
65-73 range22. Happy Go-LuckySally Hawkins should play Imogen Heap. Sally Hawkins won a globe for
her role in this, and should have received an Oscar nomination. The
film overall, wasn't breathtaking. Although the guy who played the
driving instructor was hard-to-stomach, but a bit like Dennis Hopper in
"Sleepwalking"..I can't help but respect his work here. The
deep-accents and more or less the plot are what hurts this from being
higher. A bit like "The Wrestler" in terms of ranking. Great individual
performances, but the movie overall not as much.
23. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2Of course the cast is reason to watch. Blake Lively is pure eye-candy,
and more worth seeing here than on "Gossip Girl." About on par with the
1st, but they didn't involve the Pants themselves enough this time.
24. Kung Fu PandaNot as, but close to as good as Wall-E for Pixar. Jack Black can do
voice-work like this well..especially with toned-down dialogue. I'm not
huge into Animated stuff, but this was one exception.
25. Gonzo: The Life and Work of Hunter S. Thompson A Documentary definitely worth seeing if you are an HST fan like myself. Johnny Depp appropriately narrates.
26. My Name is BruceA parody of a parody in a way? A auto-biographical mockumentary at
least. if you dug "Bubba Ho-Tep" this is certainly in that film's
class. I mean many of the lines were good. I suppose my experience
might rate this a tad higher, given the hilarious post-movie q&a
Bruce gave. But on paper, it's worth seeing if you're a Campbell fan
for sure.
27. HancockWill Smith doing a Super-Hero. Jason Bateman was good, and the plot
twist added something. Is it Will Smith's best work, or the greatest
Super-Hero movie ever?..of course not. But it's entertaining, and at
least slightly different spin on the Superhero genre.
60-65 range28. Sex DriveSean Anders is a talented film-maker. And while this wasn't as
brilliant as 2005's "Never Been Thawed" it still wasn't bad. People
didn't go that much for it; calling it a poor-man's Apatow or a Super
Bad ripoff. But actually, I'd rate it higher than Super Bad. Super Bad
is 1 of the most over-rated movies over the last few years. And while
this wasn't brilliant, at least the gay-jokes and tones were done with
some class. Seth Green wasn't bad either, and I had no clue the dude
who played his brother was James Marsden.
29. Burn After ReadingSilly plot and a bunch of actors playing characters you never fully
want to pull for. This a Coen Brother's movie, which I've come to
expect mediocrity, so pretty much they pulled that off. Not horrible..a
few funny moments, but hardly Awards-worthy. It's sad they get some
great people involved, but don't entirely make the most of them.
Perhaps people like John Malkovich and George Clooney weren't looking
to be highly featured. But it's like an album with a bunch of great
guests, that ends up being better on paper than the finished product.
30. Let the Right One InBetter than the piece of dung that was "Twilight" but in-truth, I
wasn't won-over that much by this. The acting wasn't bad, I just don't
fathom the pre-teen vampire-love story to work that well. And they're
making an American version, lol.
31. Nobel SonRickman and the supporting cast sounds great on paper. What you got is
an uneven story and plot. You're not sure whether you hate Rickman, or
the plot his son and ..well other son I guess end up trying to get away
with.
Note: I have yet to see, but have rented, "Bottle Shock"
which has some of the same cast and people involved. Perhaps that'll be
better, or make this seem better relatively, once I see it.
25-60 range32. The RockerThey tried to get tons of people to see this as I probably had 4 or 5
different chances to see this before it hit theaters. And they failed
pretty miserably. In truth, it wasn't that bad, it just wasn't that
great or moreso, unoriginal. Basically Rain Wilson channeling Jack
Black. Okay. But it's nothing to tell people they need to see.
33. Nick and Norah's Infinite PlaylistI just saw this last night. Kat Dennings is very good eye candy. And
the plot was kind of fun. The gay overtones got a bit too
overemphasized, plus Ari Graynor's sick/drunk persona got milked far
too long. Michael Cera, while at times I liked him, he often seems too
relaxed. He needs to show some balls. All in all, not wonderful, but
not the worst thing I saw this year. Dennings I am looking forward to
seeing more of in the future.
34. Hamlet 2Steve Coogan can be funny, as his work in "Tropic Thunder" showed, but
I'm not sure he can carry a movie. This might have worked as sketch or
short-film better. Elizabeth Shue was good, and maybe my favorite part
of this thing.
35. Smart PeopleKind of a dull romantic comedy/family drama. Page-channeling her Juno
character, SJP being annoying and playing her character from Sex and
the City. Thomas Hayden-Church was probably the best part. Quaid can be
funny, and he kind of seemed like a poor-man's Harry Ford here.
36. Quid Pro QuosWell not everything Nick Stahl does is perfect. The idea seemed a bit
more appealing than the execution. Sure, some chick having a fetish for
a disability like being in a wheelchair could have some legs, but I
fell asleep sadly. I dunno, maybe a 2nd viewing via IFC could change my
mind.
37. ValkyrieNon authentic accents, and maybe worse, the process and direction just
seemed way too Hollywood. The plotting wasn't bad, but unless you can
see past the fact Tom Cruise was playing Tom Cruise in Nazi-Germany,
it's hard to find much appeal for this. See a documentary or read a
book about it instead.
38. BillAaron Eckhardt: 1 of like 3 or 4 movies he was in 2008. This 1 he was
featured. It had a few funny moments..namely the kid who played his
mentor and the back-and-forth with Elizabeth Banks (who also appeared
in like 6 movies in the last 12 months), but overall I wasn't sure how
much I liked his character.
39. Get SmartCarrell was the right actor, visually/physically to play the Don Adams
role, but too much of the script was Steve Carrell playing Steven
Carrell. I'm not certain if Hathaway was worth seeing more in this or
"Rachel Getting Married" as I walked out of that one.
40. The Dark KnightOver-rated, Over-rated, Over-rated, Over-rated, Over-rated, Over-rated,
Over-rated, Over-rated. This may go down in history as being the most
over-rated movie ever. Maybe even more than "Little Miss Sunshine."
Sorry, but I had a horrible headache walking out of this. It was
painful watching the back-and-forth explosions and
sound-in-your-face..much like "Children of Men"..how could I enjoy
this?..seriously, wtf?..it was just a disgustingly dark and torturous
experience trying to get through this. Ledger?..sorry, but his job
couldn't wash Jack Nicholson's Joker's JOCK. He more or less was Al
Franken/Carol Channing becoming a mental patient. Not funny, not
entertaining, not even worth remembering. He was gross as all fuck. And
maybe even worse..but the Oscar was given to him from the day he was
cast. Wonderful, Hollywood. Just wonderful. Every family on the globe
will know this picture and never see
Synechdoche, NY and they'll know Ledger for his work here and not on ROAR or a number of other things he did previously. Thanks.
41. Zack and Miri Make a PornoSadly, this didn't turn out as good as it could. Kevin Smith + Seth
Rogen. Reminds me a little of "Be Kind Rewind"..even though I don't
love everything Smith does, the formula sounded potentially good. I
guess it's a bit of Seth Rogen, everything he does ends up being decent
but not amazing. Knowing-that going-in probably would be good to keep
in mind. We didn't even get Elizabeth Banks in the Princess Leia
Bikini, lol. I suppose on the flip-side, Traci Lords did add something,
but the Jason Mewes exposure negated some of that.
42. Yes ManJim Carrey and Zoey Deschanel. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda..Another
romantic-comedy on paper that fell short. I suppose it's not the worst
either has done, but the idea that people in Hollywood are consistently
brilliant is a myth. They should have at least had the song "Tempus
Fugit" or a reference to the band Yes, but did they?..on the DVD
perhaps? Dunno if I'd rent it..except perhaps if Zoey and Jim do
commentary.
43. Step BrothersNot very funny, but it didn't look that funny. The 2nd half actually
was a little better. Jenkins and Steenburgen both did other work this
year that was better. Sadly, Ferrell and Reilly I'm not sure if the
same can be said.
44. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullNostalgia with a convoluted script. Lucas, Spielberg..both perhaps are
shells of their former selves. The Raiders Adaptation made me forget
about this one fast. They ought-to include it on the dvd. If only the
world worked that way.
"Bottleshock" and some others may be added, but were not available at the original press time.
also note: an Awards Blog I mean to post soon as a follow-up. Who I would give the awards to, etc.