DIABLO 3!

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

Good bye George.  We've been friends since my childhood and I will miss you.

Rest in Peace dude.

LOS ANGELES - George Carlin, the acerbic, Grammy-winning comedian whose career spanned more than 50 years, died of heart failure Sunday after being admitted to the hospital complaining of chest pains, a hospital spokesman said. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, died at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica shortly before 6 p.m., said his publicist Jeff Abraham.

The comedian, who toured college campuses for years and made a name for himself using dirty language and delivering biting social commentaries, had released 22 solo albums and three bestselling books.

He finished a show at The Orleans in Las Vegas last week and was planning to take the month off to relax and work on a new book of essays and musings, Abraham said.

Read the article here:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-george-carlin-062308,0,2760767.story

Sorry I've been slacking on my entertaining and amusing bloggy updates.  I've been head-down and working hard.

However, when I came across this, I knew I had to post it!

Enjoy your Friday and start LAUGHING :D


The Ocean as seen through the eyes of Children
The Age of Innocence: Junior School Children Writing about the Sea. Priceless!

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly
age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Nikki age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? ( Helena age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister
has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (Julia age 7)

Check this out!  Yuto Miyazawa - 8-Year Old Japanese Guitar Phenom.

It's easy to throw around the phrase "child prodigy", but when you see the genuine article, it's breathtaking :)



Yuto Miyazawa - 8-Year Old Japanese Guitar Phenom! from Metal Edge TV on Vimeo.

even fish have rough Mondays...

PORK AND BEANS!
Check out this song from Weezer - It's got all your internet favorites and the best part is that its got some PORK AND BEANS TOO!

get some.

now.

Check this out.  Its a web game that's really fun and they've incorporated some really interesting new game mechanics.

It's called Chronotron.

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/chronotron/

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Then check this handy link :)

http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html

Here's the kind of thing that really puts life in focus...

NEW YORK (April 21) - A time-lapse video of a man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours has become something of an Internet sensation after surveillance camera footage emerged after nearly a decade.

I hate getting excited about movie trailers because they're usually crap BUT the next X-Files movie is shaping up quite nicely :)

Here you go!

Click to see the X-Files movie trailer!

(and the movie poster)

Check out Tom Waits latest tour info: GLITTER AND DOOM!

Check it out!  Its pretty entertaining. 

The animation is a blend of cartoon and CGI.  Its very stylilzed and appealing.

The action shots had the same excellence as the movies and thankfully the story seems like its pretty cool :)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Trailer
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809991325/video/7744414/

Every once in a while you come across really great and fantastic talent on  the net.

Check this out :)

Dear Mr. (redacted),

We regret to inform you that your Piñata, Mr. Leopold Bigglesmeyer a.k.a "Mr. Biggles", was killed on May 5th, 2008 (Cinco De Mayo) in a heroic escape from a fortified paramilitary facility dedicated to the illegal kidnapping and torturing of innocent piñatas.

Representatives of the United States Government moved in and shut down the facility, but not before we could save Mr. Bigglesmeyer (a.k.a "Mr. Biggles").  As a result of this skirmish, we were unable to join you for any Cinco De Mayo festivities.

We are however, very proud to inform you that he was killed in the line of voluntary duty to Piñatas everywhere.  He architected a brilliant escape attempt from the Piñata torture fields and helped every single Piñata escape those treacherous fiends.  Unfortunately, a terrorist sniper assassinated Mr. Leopold Bigglesmeyer's (a.k.a "Mr. Biggles") as the last innocent Piñata escaped with its life.

Reports from the rescued Piñatas record that he could be heard yelling "Viva Piñata!" in defiance of his captors during the escape.

In honor of Mr. Leopold Bigglesmeyer's (a.k.a "Mr. Biggles") valiant service to his country, he will be buried in Arlington National Cemetery and his life and courage will be celebrated with a 21 gun salute.

Should you have any further questions or comments, please do not hesitate to contact me.


Sincerely,

Fred Garvin
Lieutenant Commander
Federal Marshals