Just wanted to let people know that the new show contains some graphic language due to the nature of the discussion we were having. We meant no offense to anyone. We were simply trying to discuss a sticky topic without treating our audience like a bunch of babies.

Due to the bizarre advertising requests of our sponsor, the location of the second commercial in this podcast is in the wrong spot. We apologize for the odd flow of the podcast that results.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-1EgfaotA


Lyrics

Hey, hey
Hoo, hoo

Everyone, hey, I've got something to say
And it touches each one of us every day
It's hard to admit it's a little risqué
But I think that it's time that we all threw our shame away

[Chorus]
Everyone pees in the shower
Don't try and tell me you don't
Oh everyone pees in the shower
If you think that I'll judge you I won't

If you're laughing right now,
Then you don't care who knows
That you pee in the shower
And that's for sure

But if you're not laughing
Then you just don't want people to know
That you pee in the shower
I know that you pee in the shower
[End Chorus]

Sometimes it's cold
And you don't even know
When you get in the shower
That you gotta go

When the warm water flows
On your finger and toes
And you stop!
And say, "Ahhh, screw it."
And you just let it go

[Chorus]

So drink your fill
Do it with pride
If you have doubts
Then I'll be right at your side

Let's make a pact
That when we go home tonight
Everyone here will pee in the shower

At your dorm
You'll pee in the shower

At your grandma's
Pee in the shower

At the gym
You'll pee in the shower

At the beach
Pee in the shower

At the Whitehouse
Pee in the shower

C'mon guys
[peevishly]Everyone pees in the shower...

Doc. I don't actually pee in the shower
Yeah, me neither.
I think it's sick.

I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe it's only just me
I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe I need therapy

If you're laughing right now
It's because it's a joke
I don't pee in the shower
I simply misspoke

But if you're not laughing
It's because you think it's gross
That I pee in the shower
You know that I pee in the shower
Oh you know that I pee in the shower
[crying]

[laughing]
Oh, Doc! We're just kidding!

Really?

We all pee in the shower!
I don't just pee in the shower. Sometimes I...

[Chorus]

Shower the people you love with a (yeah!)
Show them the way that you feel (sing it!)
Things are going to be much better
If you pee in the shower
Everyday, oh won't you pee in the shower
Ahhh, won't you pee in the shower
Bum bum ba ba bla bla
If you pee in the shower

Hopefully we'l be up on iTunes soon, but for now....

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D&N