A light hearted blog is just what the doctor ordered. This bash easily blew out any of the other birthday bashes in the prior years.

4:15 Friday, July 7th: Marriot Vista... this place easily blows out any hotel we've ever done the bday bash at 1st off. Me, Omari, Ameer and Bandit ride up and check in.

We get the room keys and bolt over. Kitchen, living room, dining room and one long master bedroom on either side of those with connecting showers and jacuzzi's plus patios with the *wink "golf course view"*. We get there and instantly start trickin it out-- unpack the computer- hook up the flat screen monitor, ipod, speakers, XBOX 360, Gamecube, lava lamps... fill the fridge full of powerade, and sodas... etc gotta make it home ya know... Pimp my timeshare 101.

Jinx (the ipod) was the DJ for the weekend. He's available for parties and graduations... lol. 26th Bday bash was the playlist. Over 13 hours of goodness. Everything from Tetris remixes to Mozart.

So before things get crackin-- Will gives me a quick edge while everyone starts to show up. The screaming begins in the dining room from Ameer and Bandit. Phone starts rinnin off the hook.

Once everyone shows we jump in the car and head over to Hard Rock Hotel... Omari laughs off to the left while Will decides to show of his Mexican pride lol... that is Mexico right Will?? LOL justtt kidding

Some of my favorite guests that week overheard me say that I was eating at the Kitchen so they went out of their way to get balloons for my table and left me an awesome card.

Darnell, Warren, Deka and Danielle meet us in the kitchen at Hard Rock...

Deka and Danielle with (what they call) their "game faces". Doug (a coworker) shows up and starts doing some mind-numbing card/magic tricks. I'll save those pics for later.

11:20pm... we finish up dinner and decide to skip Pirates 2 and head back to base. So everyone jumps in their car and heads back to the rooms. We all get up there and ummmm I have to end it there. Well we got back and made a pact... what happens at the timeshare... stays at the timeshare; I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea of what went down but I can tell you all that it didn't involve drugs, sex, alcohol anything of that nature-- but pretty much all I can say is we get a call around 2am and it was to tell us to turn down the fun jusssttt a little bit. We were respectful and did; and started droppin asleep around 5ish. The 3 rooms sleeps 10 people so we all break up and decide where we're going and we'll close the night there.

Saturday July 9th 10:30am: I wake up first and everyone is seriously.. DEAD to the world. I'm talking... Blinds shut tight... nothing. Bandit and I normally do the shopping every year at publix so he told me no matter how early I go- to wake him up... So I go in the room...and wake him up.

Warren was in the living room OUT like a light- I love that guy look at em. Sleeping so peacefully. Me and Bandit grab the keys and jet to Publix. We get there and there are these 5 Brazillian girls exchanging glances with us as we go about our shopping. If anybody wants the details on that... inquire below and I'll spill it cuz there's more on that but I'll move on for the sake of space.

We get back and the blinds slowly start to open and the button mashing begins. I'm in the kitchen fixing up some cinnamon rolls and some mean grilled ham and cheese... ohhh man-- those things were good.

Janeake shows up and she and I run to go get some pizza. Flippers... wow.. they outdid themselves that day. 3 cheese 2 pepperoni. We get back and Darnell and a bunch more friends and family show up. So you know whats next...

Icecream cake that reads "Happy Birthday SwooDie" ... it should read sWooZie.. but I think I'm the only one who noticed- cuz soon as the cake came out... it was getting sliced and diced pretty quick. Oh-- the reggae set was playing on iTunes here... so I was dancing in the kitchen while cutting and serving... ahh man-- that was fun.

My mom and my aunt even got in on some of the XBOX 360 action- they're playing Dead or Alive 4. It was one of the cutest things I think I'd seen in a LONG time.

This here... average UNO players need not apply. We're playing 8 man California PRISON UNO at this table... people gettin jumped left and right- craziest version of UNO you will every play. There's someone off camera in the upper left of the pic.. who's hands are those?

Michelle getting her hand ready for the melee thats about to go down. Oh and this was also a site to see...

I try very hard not to take for granted that both my parents are here and still together so this sight was especially a treat for me this weekend. A pic that I probably will keep for some time.

Me and my man Warren... This guy had me laughing alllll weekend long. Seriously. I was crying at one point; covering my face and all-- you know that laughter that gets to where your grin looks foolish. Yeah that was me. I think Tokyo Drift was playing in the background there in iTunes for ya Warren-- that was his jam of choice this weekend. It got qued up a few times in the playlist.

You know the annual freestyle battle had to go down too. Pro Monix (Ameer) vs. Raven (Warren)... Ameer's first round seriously... wow. I ran the instrumental beat and they took it from there. But Ameers first round was one of the sickest I'd heard in a long time. Naturally Warrens answer had everyone rolling.

From left to Right: Darnell, Bandit, Warren, Me, Ameer and Ryan all pack up base and head over to Hot import nights.


Okay... quite on the hot side this year. $25 per head-- we stayed for about two hours and ran into some peoples we know. I finally got to meet my cousins friend who I met on myspace and have talked to through him-- that was nice. Bumped into Nigel who finds me there EVERY YEAR in a sea of heads.


Okay... We get back and Darnell teaches us a card game called "Kent"-- this thing had us up alllllll night. It was so much fun. The restof the boys were off in other rooms-- not sure what but Kent had the 5 of us in a trance. We drank sodas and water, chatted and played that till the wee hours and you see that smile on Harry's face... well... that... led down to a good 5 mins of... okay I'll have to use the "what happens at the timeshare" card here
. Shortly after that--- we started droppin off. That bed was so nice and cold.


We got a late checkout and headed to the pool. Every year we skip it but I wanted to get the most out of it this time around ^_^. Now that I look at it- I left about a dozen pics out... maybe they'll surface one day :) Next year... any of you that get a call... seriously... might wanna see if you can take a second out of your time to drop in cuz these pics barely do this weekend justice-- not to mention the stuff I "didn't" get pictures of.
Also- for those who came, if I forgot anything- feel free to add...