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Brent Shultz


Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Corona
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/12/2004

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Monday, February 04, 2008 

Current mood:  annoyed

You know a lot of shit gets said about me. I mean a lot of shit gets talked about everyone, I'm not the exception, but it always seems like people have something negative to say about me.

Someone once told me some great advice, "It's none of my business what you think of me." That is generally the outlook I try to have, because people are always going to voicing their opinion of what they dont like about how you live your life. But I'm always greatly suprised at the number of people around me (even that I consider friends) talking shit.

Well here is your chance! Anything I have ever done...wow thats a lot; good, bad, ugly, nice, sweet, cheat, swindled, etc, even it its got nothing to do with you but you feel the need to carry it around everywhere - if you want to vocalize it, do it on here!

Otherwise shut your face and leave me alone.

ciao

Saturday, October 20, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
so i was reading an artricle, finding it very biased and sexist against men (of course i gave her a piece of my mind), but I came across a comment I thought I'd share, ladies.

I've been all 10


If you're a woman and you said that guys are such rats, remember this: for every man a woman loves, she uses 10.

1.the lover
2.mr. fix it
3.the shoulder to cry on
4.the plutonic friend
5.the booty call on the side
the gay guy (he doesn't even count)
6.the metrosexual for when the gay guy gets too flamboyant
7.the backup (if you're single and you're 40, you're supposed to get married.

8.the co-worker (he only thinks he has a chance)
9.the co-worker (the dependable quickie in the elevator)
10. the spontaneous boyfriend that she's uncontrollably attracted to. (the one who gets dumped once she wants to get married.)

Then spontaneity becomes inconsistency; a man that free spirited can't possibly be stable enough to help me run a household and raise children.

For some reason, a rugged man who knows exactly how to turn a woman on is rarely considered husband material.

Overly sensitive schmucks who settle down with a woman who just came off her final night of sewing her wild oats are husband material, based on my perception of marriages I've seen.

One more thing, girls, Disney is a movie company, there's no such thing as Prince Charming. At least not for you, he's gay. And there are no such thing as soul mates.

You find someone good? Make it work. Don't use "meant to be" as an excuse for something that one or both of you screwed up.
Friday, October 19, 2007 

1. What's your guilty pleasure?
 one word......snickers

2. Is anyone in love with you?
....take a number.....makes me sound like an ass dosnt it? fine....we'll say yes

3. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
occasionally i hit her up and ask for it back...

4. Have you ever been manipulated?
have you met my ex?

5. Do you hate your last ex?
 ummm...no. despite popoular opinion I hope she grows up to be a beautiful person - someone who others respect and love....and then gets cancer. JOKE!

6. How many times have you honestly been in love?
ummm....i can count the number of times i havnt....40

7. Describe your last relationship in one word.
trying...

8. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
only if she fucked my best friend...and he was french...then it would all make sense...

9. Do you believe in God?
Yes

10. Have you ever read the bible?
yes....im waiting for the sequel when shit hits the fan...can we say revelations all over again???

11. What's bothering you right now?
everything is kinda up in the air right now...life...career...love...everything

12. What have you learned from a good friendship gone bad?
your true friends will stick by you no matter what and somethimes you have to swallow your pride and be a true friend.

13. Do you have a best friend?
  YAY FOR MY BFF!

14. Have you ever dated your best friend?
HA! only jessica and we were married for 6 months

15. Have you ever been heartbroken?
 let me count the ways....

16. What do you want to be when you're 21?
 drunk! and i accomplished that

17. What is your gender?
 i have a vagina...its an outty

18. Do you speak a foreign language?
ummm english....they havnt spoken it in america for years

19. When faced with a difficult problem to solve, you...?
like an std you give it to someone else

20. Who did you last kiss?
 KARLY!

21. Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
i never dated anyone till i met her...yea...i dont believe that one either

22. Do you wish you were married?
i believe in life partners

23. What's your favorite emotion?
that moment after ejaculation called bliss....or is that sleep?

24. Do you remember your first love?
every august 14th my chest tightens and i feel the urge to hit something

25. Do you have a crush on anyone?
ummmmm maybe....wink*

26. What's your favorite cologne?
ok...im high maintence...Gio by armani, jake by hollister, black by ralph lauren, and 24/7 made in france.

27. What do you find sexy?
strong independent women...fall for em everytime

28. Do you like liars?
they better like me!

29. Is an omittance of the truth a lie?
hahaha its the truth impaired

30. Have you ever turned someone down?
men of the new millenium are the new women....which means i cook and clean and if you dont make me feel loved or sexy...you aint gettin any...and i know you be wantin some...what are ya givin me?

31. Do your parents think you're a virgin?
HA! we talk...my mother knows me better than to think that

32. Have you ever been high?
420 friendly

33. Have you ever failed a drug test?
no...i know my drugs

34. Do you have a job?
actor.......professionally unemployed

35. Where were you raised?
Jeffereson, PA

36. Do you have too many pairs of shoes?
NO I NEED MORE DAMMIT! mmm ALDO!

37. Reason for leaving your last relationship.
she asked me to pee on her....that wasnt the reason i left (she cheated and got caught) but i never looked at her the same after that, lol

38. Do you believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
....yes......i want to believe that

39. What year did you graduate high school?
2001

40. Have you ever slapped a boy?
knocked his bitch ass out

Friday, May 25, 2007 

Current mood:  giddy
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLDS END IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!


that is all


p.s. you have to watch past the credits for the real ending....so many ppl missed out
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 

Current mood:  worried
Category: News and Politics
well the LA fire was started earlier today by arson located in Griffith Park, about a half mile from where my apartment is. since then its has engulfed the entire hillside located several blocks away from my apt. the griffith park observatory along with the LA zoo have been evacuated along with several streets away from me. I have not been forced to evacuate yet, but as I type this I am wearing a face mask because the air has become so thick with smoke it is not safe to breathe outside. I know some of you have tried to reach me, I have no cell phone reception at my apartment, that is why I have posted this. So far I am safe and just awaiting to see what happens. Prayers be with those that have been forced to leave their homes and with the firefighters who are working so hard to contain this inferno.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007 

Current mood:  pleased
and I got everything...I understand now
Wednesday, April 18, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here.
Thursday, March 22, 2007 

Current mood:  complacent

ok so last friday i posted a blog about getting my bike stolen...if you missed it....here it is again!

yea so some fuck head....or group of fuck heads, decided today that they were going to steal my bike from outside my building. WTF!!!

you know what....this frustrates me.....why...cause i didnt need this....I was looking fwd to riding my bike in LA.

but im going to turn the other cheek and forgive them...why?! because God is on my side and he's going to smite the shit out of those mother fuckers!

a dear friend has already offered me their bike, which is very kind of them, and apparently God has already decided that Im better off then some greasy street scum who are looking to get a couple of bucks for their crack problem or better off give it to their kid as a present from daddy who took a few moments of their time to stop beating them and mommy to show that they care. do they issue father and son prison cells?

so ive vented and im letting it go, ive filed my police report (the officer was nice enough to reassure me that not much will come of it). ive done my part now back to my life in which i have to sort so many things out.

well if that werent enough...later that night someone or a small (as in short) group of two...went into my room and took something from off my bed and left. what was taken is totally irrelevant (lol ok maybe not completely irrelevant because what was taken really gives away who it was) from the fact that these people had the nerve to enter into my room while I was gone and steal from me. HOW SAD ARE YOU!

moving on...because that's exactly what im doing with my life and I pray for those less fortunate that they get the opportunity to do the same in their lives...but what I find really interesting is when I speak to people and tell them of my day from hell is how many of them ask me if i believe the two crimes are connected.

Now i will be perfectly honest....I dont think that they are...and havnt even begun to jump to that conclusion, and thats exactly what Ive told UPD and everyone else that Ive come in contact with. In fact I dont have enough conspiracy theroies in me to imagine up such a tale. but speaking with a co-worker today I was really astonished to find she believed full out that the two would be committed by the same people. My question is how many people feel really feel the same way she does?

Like I said before Ive been asked by everyone who i tell my story to if I believe its all related, and still the same answer....no, i dont. I feel that it would take someone incredibly low (and not height wise), sniffeling, scum of the earth, repulsive.....see where im going with this....heartless individual to want to do that to someone, let alone me. I seriously hope that this is not the case that ive been faced with. perhaps for whatever reason im giving these individuals a bit more credit of still being human beings (although im sure they'd never shed that grace on me).

for whatever reason this has all happened to me the future looks bright. i bought a car the day after my bike was stolen, i move into my new apartment in LA at the end of the week, and start my new job next week. Plus I get my diploma. Ive been blessed. I also know that I have wonderful friends in my life who love and support me, wish me nothing but greatness....and death to those that would try and bring me down to scallawag level. ok maybe not death...but a severe beating. Go on and keep what you've taken. if it means that much to you to hold on to a little piece of history then be my guest. It dosnt mean nearly as much to me...and neither do you. Its just the upsetting part that you had to stoop so low as to get it in that manner. I expected better from you, once again you show you're true self.  I'm moving on, take my advice whoever you are and do the same. Most important thing Ive learned...."always forward."

p.s. please have the blanket dry cleaned, ive been busy.

Monday, January 15, 2007 

Current mood:  amused

so today while i was working i heard a song that i havnt heard in awhile and that got me thinking. This resulted in me wanting to share some of the lyrics with...

Im on the outside and I'm looking in

I can see through you, see you true colors

cause inside your ugly, your ugly like me

I can see through you, see to the real you 

 

for the rest of the song http://www.lyricszoo.com/staind/outside/

Wednesday, January 03, 2007 

Current mood:  restless

My friends came up with a quote on new years, "if I didnt have ____ and ____, I dont know who I'd be.

Nows the fun part....see how well you know me and fill in the blanks.

hehee