What'd your daddy do to you to doodie in the bed, doodie on his hands, legs

doodie in his head. I asked him if he doodied and he swore on his mother, but I think I

smell something yo thats doodie motherfucker. He laughed and a doodieball fell out of

his shorts, I found a buffalo nickel I thought I had lost, and at that moment I admired

his charm, until I saw a doodie on my arm. I said Ill get back at you doodiehead, he

said not in this lifetime poopiehead, well then I guess you dont believe in karma, thats

when I slipped a doodie in his shwarma, clown. I taking doodie underground, thats

when I said peace and gave doodiehead a pound. his name was Fred and he lived

next door to me, last I heard that motherfucker drowned in quick doodie!

They said death do us part, you must be dead son, last time I checked I was a

fucking stepson. Mom whats wrong whats happening I aint having that cereal mushy,

and why did dad come home stankin of managerial pussy. Well lets be honest, coke in

the throw pocket, made in canadia smokes topped with a vodka orange, and stop

kicking the dog you asshole hes harmless , but thanks for that bat signed by Tommy

Lasorda, its time for a garge sale..." I guess its time for a garage sale. I guess its time

for a garage sale. Thats my house for sale." You couldve pulled you fucking dick out

and saved me the trip, instead you pulled your fucking dick out and made with a pig.

Dad allowing it to happen, and happy it did, what happened to relaxing and passion for

kids? You couldve called me son when I wes one hows the switch? Now I call you son

cuz you's a motherfuckin bitch, the house was collateral and so were me and Nick,

until death do us? Nah thats some one hit wonder shit. A big fan the big man dont ever

catch a raw deal, so pack up your belongings but offer some for the yard sale.

This house is for sale, these kids are for sale, this future's for sale and what a smart

shoppers pick up. At work, "quick nut" ,back home, "quick fuck", At work, "Sold", Back

home, "sold". Thats when I had to move to New York where its cold, I saw my first

snow when I was 6 years old, I guess its time to live with grandma.

" I guess its time to live with grandma, I guess its time to live with grandma"

My daddy wasnt their for me, he really didnt care for me, I worry that the apple wont

fall far from the tree bark. The fact is im an alcoholic waiting to happen and have

friends and family eventually abandon them. But no hard feelings when you hear this

well walk. I just carry information and say it before its lost, so whats the good news I

heard youre back on the horse, I heard youre back with Michele and everything's

going well. But I bet you this song that there will be a sale on, cuz karmas a bitch and

tradition is strong, cuz theres vodka in the fridge and your names John, If its air that

we breath......then fuck me.

Daddy Cut the umbilical cord and then jet.

So me and my family do this broadway musical every year in New York City. Its me, mom, dad, bro, sis, grandma and our dog, mr.president. We are thinking of taking our act on the road but its just not perfect yet. It starts off in act one with grandma rocking back and forth in her chair next to a mild fire in the living room. Then, mr. president walks across the room and under grandmas rocking chair and starts to lick grandmas fucking asshole. Her spine jerks as she moans mr. president. This when the school bus drops my brother and sister off. As soon as they get in the house my sister starts blowin my brother and they slowly gravitate towards the fireplace. Its like shes sucking his cock on a long treadmill. Now while mr. presdent is eating straight pussy and asshole grandma is getting facefucked by my brother . This whole time my sister is getting the door for my dad who is now home from work and ready to fuck his children. My sister gets it first but then he starts to fuck my brother while my sister licks his ass and my grandma gets facefucked...Mr President has had enough so he shits and pisses all over the fucking stage. When why dad pulls his cock out of my brothers asshole he shits all over the fucking stage. Then my mom gets home late cause she was sucking my cock in the driveway, I walk in last and slip on the shit and piss and land face first into grandmas shit soaked pussy hole. To make a short story even shorter it ended with us finding out that my dad had herpes in the asshole and since we had all eaten his asshole we all had herpes.....See I told you this play isnt really there yet. It just needs a little improv..its all too scripted. Oh yea, the play is called The Aristocrats.

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