I know what you're thinking! You're thinking, "NO WAY! I just pissed my pants."

Now, I'm not sure why you're thinking about pissing your pants (or, possibly, exclaiming it, as is often done in that situation), but it's trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't care for money, that's not why I make music. I make songs because I want people to enjoy them! Tis the greatest achievement man has ever known; creating something that brings pleasure to others.

At any rate, download everything here:
http://cllct.com/log/secretowlsociety

Yeah, it's a long url, sorry!
If you're not in such an insane rush, just go here, shouldn't take you more than ten seconds to find my stuff:
http://cllct.com



HEY, NOTSOFAST! Since you're getting it free, do me a favor! If the music is to your liking, HELP ME! Spread it around, tell a friend, post something about in your amazingly popular music blog (i think this may just me being hopeful), or just let me know you liked it.

At any rate, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you made a young waif happy, and that's some delicious satisfaction right there.


much love,
luke

Oh? You have no idea what the collective family is? GOOD LORD, YOU POOR SOUL! Tis only the finest collective family 'round, you need only search a google to see such.

Okay, I'll stop being overly dramatic (sorry). The Collective is me and some other friends and neat musicians, and we put up music for free.

Yeah, I know, you want to make money. It's not a crime, don't be ashamed (...okay, nevermind, you're not). You have to do some thinking, though. If nobody knows who you are, is some random dude who stumbles upon your myspace (or, okay, maybe you added him, whatever) going to buy a CD or a shirt or something? Pshht, you already know, but HELL NO.

The hard fact is: you're probably not ever going to make much money. BUT WHO FUCKING CARES? Shit, if I wanted to make money, I'd become a fucking lawyer or a doctor or something. I make music because I love it, and you should be the same way.

So, submit your music to the collective, and lots of people will download it. And they'll listen. And you'll be on their playlists, on their ipods, and on their mixed CDs. They'll listen to you when they drive to work, when they go to school, when they drive to the grocery store. Younglings will hear your music, and when they grow older, you'll influence the music they make.
Can you feel that?

http://cllct.com

much love,
luke