We are coming down to Gainesville, Fl to hang out with friends and hopefully play some houses (or parking lots) during the Fest 8. We are committed to getting stuff done, and this is how by packing up and hoping for the best:)

We'll see you in Gainesville!

A bientôt!

So Handguns has from day one always been a sum of its parts. Its never been "Marco's band" or "Jake's Bands" and it DEFINITELY was not ""Josh's Band". So none of us are excited about this but......Cody has decided to part ways with the band to pursue a career in the adult film industry. His porno name is going to be " Bodie Cunce". We wish him the best of luck! No for real though. His last shows with the band will be our cd release show and the Champion Ship Halloween Bash. Come hang out!

Jeff Hansbourgh is going to be taking over bass duties. He may not jump as high, shread as hard or have as many tattoos, but he definitley has more obscure vinyl than Cody. So like I said come hang out.

Hey everyone,

unfortunately, we are going to have to cancel our July/August Dates. If you were even slightly looking forward to seeing us, our apologies. We'll see you next time we are coming through. However there is a positive side to these cancellations. We have been selling our cd's at Warped Tour and they have been going over really well (props to Jake for killin it out there). Jake caught the eye of others and was asked to go on the whole warped tour to sell cd's of ours and some artists from Paper + Plastic Records. So, that's why our shows aren't happening, obviously this is a big opportunity for Jake and I want to suck his dick so hard:)

Anyway, SEPTEMBER 5th is our CD RELEASE SHOW!!!! @ The Champion Ship

We'll see you there:)

We Just got back from our summer tour and it was without a doubt the best time we have ever had. Great shows great people great food! I am going to try to thank everyone who hooked us up or helped us out. I feel like a shitty myspace blog can never ever explain how thankfull and how lucky we are to be surrounded by so many good people and so many good bands. I hope I didn't forget anyone......

people-
Long Island John and his picture perfect long island family, Boston Matt and Hooker Hammer Jared, Jesse, Dustin Joe, Shane and Sam, Tom from south street stage, Sal And the Broadway, Cannan Luke! and his dad and sister, Alex, Vin, All of the dudes in deadlights and alex's wonderful mother and father, The coke head asshole that owns the classroom in middletown ny, robie and this is a stick up and robbies gf for letting us crash at her house, Christmas and Matt for letting us crash, punxy mike and some came kevin, everyone of the girls who works at the brickhouse in west va and david for letting us crash on ur floor, boomer, KENTUCKER!! and group of awesome people who run the shows at the corbin tech center in ky, Mikey, Apex booking, and all the dudes in IA62, Immortal Tattoo, And last but not least paul and his parents for running the show at the cauffiel barn.

bands-
with the punches, my only escape, go rydell, some came running, surrender the savior, deadlights, jettison, rouge set, am transit, A loss for words, behond city lights, all we are, IA62, Blast The stereo, This is a stick up , Man Overboard, Mr Skannoto, Save The City, The Wonder Years, RATT, Warrent and Saves the day

'This Isn't Fun Anymore'

Hold me down

Hold me down, hold me down now
Mark your territory now
I have been here for you all of this time

Wasted time, attempted
So tempting to take
Wasted lines I spent on you
Empty Promises we ate

Just as your mind is made up
it's just as easily changed
She knows about us, is that what you wanted to hear?
I won't make this out to be something bigger than it is
But, please believe that. We're not destined to be

Wasted time, attempted
So tempting to take
Wasted lines I spent on you
Empty Promises we ate

Empty Promises you force fed me,
I chose to swallow

I hope that your transitions are really as smooth as your convincing yourself.
I hope that your transitions are really as smooth as your convincing yourself.

'Two Weeks'
Two weeks in I got this feeling
That I could not stand you
I stuck this out through all of your night terrors
On your mothers front porch when you threw your bags down,
The whole town could see us;
What did you think was going to happen?

This is potentially
The worst thing thats happened to me
and I won't deny it 'cause I’m in denial (I’m in denial)

Months go by,
You shoot the smile that gets you your way
And the fool that I play
I am back in your bed tonight.

Although we're young
we said that we'd make this count
Although we're young
we said that we'd make this count

AND I AM NOT THE FOOL TONIGHT!

Two weeks in I got this feeling
That I could not stand you
I stuck this out through all of your night terrors

This is potentially
The worst thing thats happened to me
and I won't deny it 'cause I’m in denial (I’m in denial)
This is potentially
The worst thing thats happened to me
and I won't deny it 'cause I’m in denial (I’m in denial) Noooohooooooow


'Vamos'
Making a plan to get here
Is it everything that you have worked for?
You can design and articulate in every possible way
But, you have never fooled me

I know where you’ve been

Calculations, adding it up, where have you been? Subtracting friends
These are your equations and highest priorities

Do you know who you are?
I know where you’ve been
Do you know who you are?
I know where you’ve been

The calculations, where have you gone?
Honest opinions, where have you gone
Your calculations, gone
Your honest opinions, gone