Hello,

Our LuckyMe friends' soiree, Ballers Social Club is 2 years old and to celebrate their boy Rustie has done a mix of musicks, including an extra special 7VWWVW reworking of It's My Birthday with added vocoder.

It also features some tracks by Rustie and HudMo as well as LoopsHaunt and Samoyed from sunny Dundee. They all pretty much rule skool.

Go and get it please and thanks!

http://www.factmagazine.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3348&Itemid=98

7VWWVW

U2
4 Eejits use musical instruments to inspire instant hatred of music in music lovers.


PJ HARVEY
about as far away from the Beatles as it's possible for a human to be. If you consider that a compliment, you deserve each other.


NICK CAVE
workmanlike repetative rock ramblings splattered with sensationalistic non-sense lyrics written by a man more likely to call HIMSELF a poet than to inspire anyone else to do so. Stylised drivel, a mile wide, a milimetre deep.


TOM WAITS
a man pretending to be drunk for cash.


BOB DYLAN
Alarmingly narcissistic acoustic artist, best enjoyed with volume at 0 whilst reading lyric sheet.


DIRE STRAITS
Potent demonstration of the generation gap...and the only reason still in existance  to NOT buy a Strat.


MASSIVE ATTACK
faux mysterious non-music act for whom melody takes a back seat enslaved by mediocrity.
N.B. tiny attack

THE PRODIGY
proof that drugs affect judgement accompanied by a niggling shouty man.

more to follow...

THE TING TINGS:
Home Counties kissing-cousin Sloanes form novelty music act for private school 16th birthday party in marquee.

LADY GAGA:
Bullied at school music swot relies on shapely rear to detract from ugly face and help conquer pop world with basic formula inane hook-based songs.
N.B. NOT ART!

THE NOISETTES:
Perfect cleavage sells worthless generic fashion music.

FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE:
Worse than The Cranberries yodelling square miaows across pop world with early 90s hippie denim look disguise, fooling the world into thinking it's something new.
Tori Amos.

KATY PERRY:
Gifted neither charisma nor charm at birth, 'desperate for fame at any cost' slightly too old woman goes for oldest trick in the book sex-angle. Musical equivelant of starch.

LILLY ALLEN:
Lilting-voiced brat ruins chances at credibility through faux-'urban' lingo and pointless sexual reference/ 'street' crudities.


THANKS FOR READING....MORE TO FOLLOW!!
IIII xxxx

Who says it's art?

Is crashing planes trendy now?

Now if any of you fannies ever have as much fun being fannies as we, the band 7VWWVW do, you will certainly enjoy these two inspirational lists of song titles (surely the funnest part of making music?). The first is frankly not for the faint-hearted as it is songs by the hilariously witty Oscar Wilde-esque ANAL CUNT, and contains song-titles such as 'You Look Divorced' and 'NO, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band'...dunno what that's about?!

You'll find it HERE


And the second, altogether more...em...parent-friendly, is a list of real country songs titles, my favourites of which is 'I Bought The Shoes That Just Walked Out On Me' and 'Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine'...

You'll find thon HERE


Now, everyone is bored at work and everyone like laughing so everyone should have a look! Bye. Love 7VWWVW x x x x

..Now, any of you who know me will know I have a more 'traditional' view of 'good art'. Annoying to many. Maybe I haven't explained it so well. So, here is a clip of art critic Brian Sewell talking with a 'conceptual artist' in the decidedly post-modern setting of the Big Brother house. I posted this ages ago but I feel the need to post it again and I'd be interested to hear any counter-arguments as I feel my new hero Brian has hit the nail RIGHT ON THE HEAD for me!! Oooooh get meeeeee.....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ3LO21vxnQ

Now smarten up and do some proper work ya skiverz!!

IIII xxxx

Charlie Chaplin had it right: "I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose."

...why you like what you like.

...When removed from the exhibition space, does it remain 'art'?