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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Capricorn

City: TAMPA
State: FLORIDA
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/15/2004

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007 

Current mood:  apathetic
Category: News and Politics

OPEN LETTER TO NANCY PELOSI..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

 

 

You go girl, you've come a long way baby! Congratulations girlfriend you have made herstory.  If Virginia Woolf were alive today she would probably say damn girl that is one mighty fine room. (Granted it would take her a billion words to do so.)  Sylvia Plath would put a cake in the oven instead of her head.  Hell in another universe Elizabeth Stanton and Susan B. Anthony are licking each others labia in celebration I am sure.

 

Now before you get your fallopian tubes all tied up in the hoopla, let's get to the vulvae of the matter.  The situation in the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Mediterranean is never ending.  You don't have to be a Bloomsbury Group economist to know that the divide between the wealthy and super wealthy has reached outrage proportions, the middle class is non-existent and the poor have reached Dickensian levels.  New Orleans is virtually unfixable and as Sasha Cohen, Mel Gibson and Michael Richards have proven we have a serious race relations problem here.  We have some serious environmental concerns.  Our educational system needs an overhaul.  We are virtually the only western country without universal healthcare, and don't even get me started on the way we deal with other countries.  Perhaps your Freidan like feminine mystique is just what we need.  Perhaps the moon is made out of green cheese.  Maybe, just maybe your gonna make it after all.  I sure as hell hope so.  I am beginning to learn why Ginger put those stones in her pockets.       

 

Something tells me I will finally be able to say with only a small amount of duplicity these four words ITS ALL HER FAULT!!!

 

 

(and my Dad  said that those women's studies classes were a waste of time.)

 

Jerry

 

Thursday, December 07, 2006 

Current mood:  apathetic
Category: News and Politics
18 MORE SHOPPING DAYS TILL JERRY'S BIRTHDAY
 
 
It's that time of year again.  The time of year everyone goes crazy killing each other at shopping malls trying to find the perfect gift befitting a person born on December 25th.  Just so you know I don't even know what myrrh is so don't bother.  I have asked for birthday gifts in the past and I have yet to receive one of them.  Peace on earth is still up for grabs.  You know what how aobout peace in the place where a wonderful rabbi was born who a religion was named after.  Oops. Even James Baker cant convince our Christian President to do that.  I have come up with some Items I would like to receive and you don't have to be a King of the orient to give them to me. 
 
 
I would like an autographed portrait of the one bay area newsperson who does not make me vomit.   The lovely Gayle Sierens.   (while your at it someone send Bob Hite some hate mail. Its my birthday)
 
 
I would ask for my Goddamned John Leguizamo c.d back from that wench I used to date (not that I am bitter)  I guess I could settle for the mans memoirs instead
 
I would love to have that half of my tooth back that I lost somewhere on Platt street in a drunken stupor.  ( I am now officially a florida native)
 
I would appreciate seeing anyone give that rat bastard Eric Snider a beat down.  (I am not alone)
 
( A booth at mons- venus with my date Rhonda Storms)
 
I would like to see that goddamned sign for Kim Berfield on Davis Island removed
 
One hour in Taylor Easons wine cellar with a wine key and my buddy Susan Kiley
 
 
 
Oh and happy holy-days to all
 
 
Jerry    
Friday, December 01, 2006 

Category: News and Politics

OVERRATED

 

 

 

I can not believe you had the audacity to have an article about who is overrated and did not ask my opinion.  I can not imagine an overexposed opinion piece that does not include me or Andy Rooney.  Perhaps you view my opinion is too left of center, maybe too progressive, too punk rock, or maybe just like your publication my opinion is OVERRATED. 

 

There are some sacred cows I wish to opine upon and as usual it ain't pretty.  My views aren't as gutsy as saying Bay Shore smells bad, but I am not as rebellious as you.

 

 

POPE BENEDICT

 

The most sacred of cows.  I was annoyed by him being chosen, uh ordained, uh ordained, whatever you Catholics call it.  Granted I am Presbyterian by way of Judaism.  Here is a guy who was a member of the Hitler youth.  This guy is going to replace the man who left a written apology at the Wailing Wall?  Less than a year goes by and this German pope makes a statement which can be construed as offensive to a religious belief system?  I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!

 

Hillary Clinton. 

 

If there ever was a cow that shouldn't be sacred or is simply overrated it's this one.  If white water happened which I believe it did.  She was responsible.  This woman lived in Arkansas for a long time she then moved to D.C and lived there for eight years and she is elected senator of New York?????   Mrs. Clinton made it her duty to bring about change, child care reform, national healthcare etc, etc.  This strong assertive woman took the back seat and sat quietly during her husband's impeachment.  AS A FEMINIST I AM OFFENDED!!!!!

 

Black Leaders

 

WOW!!!  Where do I start?  I usually give these guys a lot of leeway.  They do a noble deed I suppose.  They have always exasperated me.  Oh no not Cornell West, or Toni Morrison, they are smart enough not to consider themselves leaders.  Let's see African Americans make up the majority of the prison population, our neighborhoods are littered with crime, pestilence disease the list goes on and on. You know what.   ATTENTION BLACK LEADERS!!!! STOP LEADING YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY. 

 

Jesse Jackson

 

This man became famous for holding Martin Luther King's bags.  Perhaps I am simplifying.  That's because I want to pad the guys resume a bit.  If he held Kings Bags that would mean he had a job!!  I am chronically and habitually unemployed.  I have held a job longer than he has and I am half his age!!!!!!  In his defense he is a minister.  Can anyone name the church that he gives sermons at that are not photo ops?  Well Jessie did manage to beat Mel Gibson to the anti-Semitic punch.  Only problem is HE WAS SOBER!!!!!!

 

 

Borack Obama

 

 

I like the junior senator a lot.  The man is smart, witty, charismatic and a very good looking guy. (Hell he is a brown ken doll)  Illinois has a huge crime rate, not to mention the pollution, and corruption.  And that is just the Chicago police station.  Perhaps I am being a little harsh He hasn't been senator for long but the man is considered a front runner for the presidency.  No offense to Borat or whatever the hell his name is.  But the last time we had a ken doll as president we ended up in the middle of a never ending war.  Borack call us in 10 years.

 

Florida Teachers Union

 

Granted this is a little personal.  I have friends and relatives that this organization is supposed to represent.  The people that they represent are unhappy.  They are underpaid, overburdened and our children are ranked as some of the dumbest in the nation and that's just the University of Tampa.  I don't wanna get all Jimmy Hoffa on you but at least he made inroads the man got things done and Wrigley field is well represented. 

 

 

 

Tampa Bay Media

 

Talk about personal.  I am sure that many people know that I have longed to be a part of this elite group.  If the truth were to be told I am undereducated and I lack the life experience to be worthy of being a member.  I recently read a captivating article about channel- sides holiday snow making machine.  I am curious, how much education do I need to kiss the Marketing Director for chanelsides ass !!!!!

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 

THE WAR IN IRAQ

A BITTER DRUNKS PERSPECTIVE

 

 

 

I have never let up on this subject.  This war like most situations is multifaceted and in my opinion wrong. One of the problems with this war is the sloganeering.  We will start with on of the silliest slogans I have come across in recent memory.  THE WAR ON TERROR

 

The war on terror is a great title and would make a fun videogame (better than Bully!) The name war on Terror is Neanderthal in its inception.  You can't win a war with a terrorist.  A terrorist is not looking to win any thing but attention.  If I know anything it is if someone wants to be noticed he usually will.  In the 1700's a group of people high-jacked a boat and dumped the cargo in the Boston Harbor.  "STATEMENT MADE"

 

During world war two The French resistance shaved the heads of women whom were thought to be Nazi collaborators.  "STATEMENT MADE"

 

The I.R.A has been decimating England for over a decade.  Most of the people who participated in these excursions were usually killed.  However war ensued and there presence was known. 

 

After September 11th, Osama Bin Laden made a speech full of racial epithets and made clear what he wanted.  Its no secret he has been making the statement for years and always with racial epithets.  He wanted us to deal with the Palestinian/ Israeli situation. 

 

A very bitter and angry administration went to war in Afghanistan (not that anyone can blame him.) The enormously powerful and expensive dormant United States Armed forces were unleashed.  Slowly the focus moved to another part of the region.  Iraq and with another slogan ("Weapons of Mass Destruction") these weapons were never found.  Oh joy!  No boogey man!  And we are forced to have a war in yet another part of the region.  We even have yet another slogan.  Operation Democracy!  Now we are forcing our way of life down the throats of people with a different culture.  (I AM SURE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT JEFFERSON WOULD DO.)   (JESUS TOO!!)

 

Like many other nations that force their will on others we were detested and rejected.  (No worries they will get used too it just like China and India) The Iraqi's used their new found forced freedom and elected people who ran with a slogan (DEATH TO THE ENEMY.) It was a lot like our presidential election) (nothing like the stench of the corpse of democracy in the morning)

 

We now have an entire region that have bandied together and have decided thanks to the mild amounts of success the terrorist have received they will actually go after their goal to get western influence out of the region. 

 

MISSION ACOMPLISHED!!!!!

 

 

Yes these people saw success and how can you blame them.  They are out manned out gunned and they are even out financed yet they still scare the daylights out of their enemy!!!!

 

 

This pacifist regrets to inform you that although has cost us an exurbanite amount of money, it is very profitable for our enemies and a couple of people here in the states. 

 

Tampa Florida home of central command is bustling.  With no end to the war in site the military occupation here is virtually permanent.  Goods and services can't stay on the shelves and real estate is soaring.  My home-state of Connecticut is also home of Kamen Air-craft, Pratt and Whitney Smith and Wesson and of course Insurance capital of the world.  The war is probrobly the best thing that ever happened to them economically.  These people make so much money they are shooting each other in the face with a wad of dollar bills. 

 

THE LOCAL MEDIA

 

 

My biggest problem with this war on sanity has to be the local media.  Central Command is in spitting distance of every television studio and daily newspaper in town.  Why do I have to get information concerning the war from the A.P wire and God Forbid Arrianna Huffington's blog?  It gets worse roughly a week ago a local football player got injured.  A man who gets paid to through a ball while simultaneously dodging half a dozen people who weigh approximately 300 pounds each try to wrestle him to the ground.  This man is on the front page of our news papers while a war ensues.  This is also the top story on all of our local news cast. 

 

NEWSFLASH!!!!  We have a very large military community who have been living here for a long time.  These people go to our places of worship.  They are our neighbors and our friends.  I believe it is far more important to know if my neighbor is gonna be here than some jock getting knocked down.

 

 

Recently I got reacquainted with a little girl who may shed some light on our ridiculousness

 

 

"Why Are millions spent on the war each day, while not a penny is available for medical science or the poor?  Why do people have to starve when mountains of food are rotting away in other parts of the world?  Oh! Why are people so crazy ?  Oh NO!  I don't believe war is simply the work of politicians and capitalist.  Oh NO the common person is every bit as guilty; otherwise people and nations would have rebelled long ago, And until all of humanity without exception undergoes a metamorphosis, wars will continue to be waged and everything that has been carefully built up cultivated and grown will be cut down and destroyed"     -ANNE  FRANK  (Wednesday, May 3,1944)

 

 

(She is said to be one of the chosen people.)

 

 

Jerry

 

 

Thursday, August 17, 2006 

NEW ENGLAND DAY ONE

 

 

 

I have embarked on my journey back to the CT at roughly 5:00 am.  Needless to say I have had one hour of sleep before the bell tolled.  Ryan picks me up and we head to the Shangri-La of airports in Orlando Florida.  The place had every thing hell I saw the birds of paradise chirping inside the joint.  This was proof positive that Orlando is truly the magic kingdom.  I think Mary Poppins served me my cappuccino.  I decided to get my northeastern cynicism ready.  Ebonically speaking you Florida crackers tend to wear off on a bitch!!!!   I finally get into the sardine can known as an economy flight into parts I used to know.  I decide to read Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs court for the third time.  I am coming back to the place where my hero dreamt of the book.  On this annoyingly happy flight my stewardess tries to pawn off water soda and crackers on me.  She is trying to make me forget I did not get to finish my FOUR DOLLAR FUCKING CAPPICHINO!!!!!!   Not that I am bitter.  (You see I have been in the air for approximately 2.5 hours and already my northeastern cynicism is at its peak.  I AM HOME BITCH I AM HOME!!!!!!    I decide to nurse my hate in my text.  (Oh for the love of crap will those children shut up!!!!   Finally we land and not a minute too soon I need a drink!!!!   Six dollars for a domestic draft I don think so!!!!  I arrive in Windsor locks (approximately 2 miles from my dads house.)  A human being would get on the phone and call him but well I need some single malt scotch.  A shave a haircut and why did I come here in the first place. 

 

I decide to take a city bus to Down-Town Hartford I have worked in this town for 10 years I know the city like the back of my hand.  First up I will see my friend Pam at No fish today then I am off to zu-zus for a fresh cup of Joe to be followed by a great glass of porter at The Tampa Bay Brewing Company.  .   What do you mean Pam hasnt worked here in over ten years.  The Brewing Company closed 7 years ago.  NO FUCKING ZU-ZUS!!!!! 

 

These people had the nerve to change one of our Landmarks.  There ore stockades in front of the Old State House.  (Sure I know its historically accurate.  Hell I am sure there were a couple of people who were burned to death because of their eccentricities at the very cite but you people are killing my White-Anglo Saxon Yupified childhood.  I cant tell those rednecks that New England was a cuss pool of hate.  If they are too stupid to read about it youre not supposed to show them. 

 

I think I got back here in a nick of time

 

I will change the world later I have to go meet my dad for the first time in 15 years!

 

 

Jerry

 

Monday, August 14, 2006 

Current mood:  apathetic

As the war in Iraq continues to rage I have become annoyingly numb to it. I like many have become used to seeing people being blown up on my television screen.  The dislike for the country I call home has grown exponentially over the last couple of years.  This is not something that bothers me anymore.  A couple of weeks ago a new chapter in the conflict began.  A couple of Israeli soldiers were taken hostage soon afterward I learned a new word. (HEZBOLLAH!)  Hours later I read about towns being blown up. Towns I have only heard of in synagogue and church.  Several days later I read of a dear friend jumping from the largest bridge in the bay area.

 

As always I sit on top of this information and attempt to find something sarcastic or sardonic to write about these topics.  I realize something that frightens me.  I CANT!!!!!!

 

The only thing I can think about is when was the last time I saw my father.  The answer is roughly 15 years ago.  Perhaps itâs the gallons of blood being poured over the Mediterranean; perhaps itâs the sweltering Florida heat that I have never gotten used to in these six years. 

 

I have met and befriended some wonderful people in these six years.  I have found my creative voice here and most importantly I have found spirituality and solace here. 

 

I will be exchanging the sunshine state for the nutmeg state for an undetermined amount of time as   of August sixteenth

 

There will be an event on Tuesday night at Yeomanâs Pub on Davis Island

 

What better way to bid farewell than in the neighborhood I love to pretend to hate

 

Farewell

 

Jerry

 

 

 

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 

Category: Religion and Philosophy
I have had the distinct honor of meeting a real live gem of a guy in
St petersburg. I would like to belief I am on the path of
enlightenment and happened upon st petersburg Florida (in pursuit
of a wine glass full of Eason.)
after my full bodied proposal was spit out like vinager. I decided
maybe I may need to read up on how to aproach a wine goddess. as
luck would happen I met the ghost of Nixon future. at a used
bookstore called believe it or not The Age Of Reason
A drunken billigerent person introduced himself simply as Bill and
greeted me with one angelic dog named oscar.
The humbled business owner told me he was moving to Platka Florida
and was packing up his bookstore and asked if I wanted to help him.
I spent three days trapped in St Petersburg with a madman!!!!
as I was packing various books with swastika's and titles like the
comunist manifesto and all things madman-ish I decided this person
would be great for the Nixon Interview (too bad I didnt get a word in edge wise

Bill- thanks for helping me out Jerry where are you from

Jerry- I grew up in connecticut... and what do you mean help? we have a verbal contract I plan on getting paid for my labor

Bill-wow the fascist got you too hey?

Jerry- um um

Bill have you ever read Karl Marx????

Jerry- no just the short version Animal farm by George orwell

Bill- HA HA HA HA
Jerry- um um

Bill- say lets get some beer

Jerry- I think I like my job

Bill- thats the spirit go to the store pick up some wiskey and some beer and tell them its for me Bill at the age of reason and HURRY UP

Jerry- o.k   (I return in 10 minutes to a raging man holding his teeth )

Bill- YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FASCIST I Am GLAD I AM LEAVING FACIST!!!!! FASCIST ..... GOOD YOU GOT THE WHISKEY LETS MAKE A
TOAST TO THE BOXER REBELLION!!!!!!! LETS DRINK TO THE WORKERS PARTY!!!!!!! LETS DRINK TO ( um Jerry you want any )

Jerry- well Tommy Ortiz taught me a valuable lesson about drinking on the job

Bill- Who the hell is Tommy Ortiz

Jerry- my employer

BILL - JERRY HE IS NOTHING BUT A FASCIST FASCIST I SAY GET A DRINK GODDAMNIT DRINK I SAY HEY RIGHT NOW IM YOUR BOSS AND I SAY DRINK

Jerry- well Tommy is a kind employer who doesnt yell at me, you know like your doing now

BILL- DRINK YOU LIL LAP DOG!!!! DRINK I SAY DRINK TO Jean Jaures

Jerry- man you can put down some wiskey

Bill oscar- oscar oscar

Bill oscar oscar- wheres my dog you see oscar here hold this

Jerry- I am not holding your teeth

Bill - then find my dog .... you didnt finish that drink what kind of worker are you any way. Drink I say Drink to the death of capitalism drink I say drink..... oscar oscar
oscar

Jerry- I think I am gonna pack some more books I will be in the religion section you know waaaay on the other side of the room

Bill- there you go oscar what a good boy. Jerry Lets go across the street there is a great bar lets drink and discuss those
capitalistic dogs lets have a toast first toast to Platka where
those verizon fascist wont find me HA HA HA Jerry you have any long distance phone calls to make Lets fuck verizon

Jerry- um huh what you say I cant hear you I am packing books

Bill- you are a dilligent little worker the fascist have you trained well lets go I am locking up

Jerry great lets see 5 hours at 8 dollars an hour that will
be........

Bill hey I am locking up if your comming lets go!!!!

-so Jerry tell me about yourself I am probrobly gonna have to
deprogram you what do you know about the boxer rebellion

Jerry- um that was in china right

Bill- you better believe it down with imperial dogs noone is gonna just come here and take over down with those imperialist dogs

Jerry- hmm I am a little confused I am your worker and you are the imperialist owner shouldnt I be rebelling against you and the harsh treatment getting the run around about payment having to hold YOUR GODDAMNED TEETH

Bill Finally I am getting through to you lets drink to the death of imperialist dogs

Jerry- you know what your right DEATH TO UNFAIR BUSINESS OWNERS

Bill thats the spirit my boy

Jerry- look Bill its getting kind of late and well I live in tampa
kind of need currency to you know go home that kind of thing

Bill- you fascist what do you want my money for death to you all TO THE WORKERS!!!!

Jerry- um um

Bill tell you what we are not done lots of work to do lets pack some more boxes dont worry I will pay you lets go you have a lot to learn. where are my teeth

Jerry- I think you should change the name of your bookstore when you get to Plotka age of reason just does not seem to fit how about    JOURNEY INTO CHAOS

Bill- My lad that is a novel Idea you know I could use someone like you as an assistant in plotka what do you say

Jerry- I am not sure I want to go to a strange place with a
socialist business owner expecting to get a paycheck at the end of the week. I am not as wise as you and I could never fully grasp the knowledge that would compliment a place called the age of reason

Bill- how profound you would be perfect we will talk over drinks get us a bottle of wine and make it snappy

Jerry- I dont think I understand SOCIAL ISM with a prefix
like social I always imagined it would be nicer kind of a utopia a happy kind of thing you dont look happy!!!!! and getting yelled at doesnt make me happy maybe its the antisocialist party!!!!!

Bill- HA HA HA HA now go get us wine goddamnit

Jerry- (in slave voice) YASSSIR

Bill- you should be the leader of the workers party

Jerry- I am I am the only worker

Bill hurry up

Bill- look um I dont have any money right now I will pay you
tommorow

Jerry- um How the hell am I gonna get home

Bill- sleep in the art and literature section you will love it
there is a book on the renaisance era dont say I did nothing for ya

Jerry- but you didnt
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Day 2

(Bill is out side of the book store yelling at the top of his lungs)


Bill- YOU CAPITALISTIC SCUM I HOPE YOU IMPERIALISTIC DOGS DIE DEATH TO YOU ALL I SAY I DESPISE YOU ALL

Jerry- oh my God what have I gotten myself into.

Bill- Good your up we must work

Jerry- what a revolting development this has turned out to be

Bill- thats right a workers revolt now your talking

Jerry- you know Bill your right I am the worker and I am
revolting!!!!!

Bill- Yes my lad but first we drink TO TROTSKY!!!!

Jerry- Trotsky? wasnt he assasinated you should probrobly find another socialist to base you revolution on

Bill- ha ha ha lets here of your revolt lad

Jerry- in fact this is going to be a workers revolt in the age of reason, I am gonna revolt your chaos with order, your drinking with sobriety you can join in you can pay the unpaid I am talking    ALL OUT ANARCHY

Bill- ha ha ha circular logic what a great idea where did you get that from

Jerry- well I was in the philosophy religion section and read about the greatest socialist thinker of all time    ALL TIME

Bill- what book were you reading

Jerry- THE BOOK OF JOHN!!!!! Bill you know what dont worry about my pay like you were gonna pay me anyway  I am going to church besides with the time I spent in your book store I recieved the learning experience of a life time, in fact I may be eligable for a political science
degree. besides its sunday I am going to church



GOOD LUCK IN PLATKA AND GOD BLESS
Friday, June 23, 2006 

Category: News and Politics
Greetings all
 
I have to say this Holiday means a lot to me.  It was on July fourth, roughly 3 years ago I wrote my first piece.  It was my Declaration of Independence and of course, I chose to kick of the holiday using my wit doing a lil race baiting, and telling the powers that be to go screw themselves.
 
I even got into trouble for it. To say that it was exhilarating would be an understatement.  The times have changed immensely from that day when an angry bitter young man decided to write about what he felt was wrong with his country and his plight.
 
These days there are more important things to worry about like terrorism, weapons of mass destruction,the French, the Dixie chicks. and my ability to make fun of a park bench.
 
I was considering blowing this day and this piece off. 
 
And then I thought to myself  W.W.J.D
 
No not the Jewish guy in the middle east that preached of love.  I cant even ponder that.
 
I am talking about my fellow American buddy with a chip on his shoulder.  Good old Thomas Jefferson. You know what if Tom and his boys were here today  they would be straight up pissed.  Jefferson would get together with a couple of his buddies sit back  in a room with a couple of SAM Adams, and put into perspective what King George was trying to lay down.  so in the spirit of Ben Franklin, Tom Jefferson, John Quincy Adams and the rest of the cast of the Liberty Kids (gotta love P.B.S)  I am going to get Colonial on your ass!!!!
 
As with most stories about the world this one starts with me!!!!
 
Back in the Jerry Nixon infant years he was kicking screaming and spitting up in Boston Massachusetts.  The Birth place of this country as we know it!!!! (I don't care what Chris Columbus and the Spaniards in Hispaniola say.)  My Mother just like Thomas Hooker had enough of the place and moved to Connecticut.  Birthplace of Huck Finn,Tom Sawyer and that black guy in Harriet Beecher Stowe's Book (I wouldn't suggest calling the brother Uncle Tom though.) 
 
 
My parents used to take me to Plymouth Ma, forced me to walk around on the Mayflower docked at Boston Harbor.  I was almost instantaneously upset so  I dumped my moms iced tea into the Harbor.  I wanted out!! I yelled Give me Liberty or give me death!!!!My Mother  was in shocked I yelled at this woman   "Don't Tread on me." and my sister decided to tell me during my disgust  "Daddy is Coming, Daddy is coming. " and right then and there there was A Boston Massacre.  It was on that day,I knew I was home I was an American.
 
 
Point is I love this country and what it stands for. And oh my god do I love our history.  Independence day is the bomb!!!!!   but lets not get ahead of ourselves. 
 
In my mid teens I was able to look up the most beautiful French woman's skirt.  Later I even got inside this woman and stayed for hours.  just like millions of people from all over the world.  This woman stood proud with a torch blazing calling to the world that she will take all comers. The worlds Tired its poor its huddled masses.  This Lady of Liberty was a Gift from France.  to show their appreciation for the gift of thought and the strength to let the powers that be know  they were not going to sit idly by while the powers that be took advantage of them.  ( we have the nerve to not show our appreciation to these people.)
 
As an adopted Son of the Revolution I continued my trek to the home of the Liberty Bell.  It was there I saw a Ben Franklin look alike spitting out information of this wonderful country and doing the Mac-arena for the Kiddies.  It was there that I sat down and read the Declaration of Independence.  Ben,Tom George Alex,and several others discussed the treatment they recieved from the powers that be and put down in no less than 1324 words listing the disgust of Georgie.  and When the time comes what they were going to do so some dumb crap like that never happened again.  It was there where someone said there should be a revolution every three to four years  and those words still hold true today.  That document is the bomb!!!! lets not forget the other one that followed that protects my disgruntled ass today.
 
In the words of Yatkov Smirinov  "AMERICA WHAT A COUNTRY"
 
  
Finally I would like to believe my American Trek is complete in Florida I sit tapping out my wit and just days away from the celebration of Freedom, Independence,and  Liberty.
I get chastised for taking advantage of what Ben, Tom George Alex and so many others fought killed and died for. 
 
I look at the newspaper and see the powers that be hinting at taking away our freedoms.  and all things George Orwell.  Lets forget the Camera's in Ybor for a second. Lets forget all the time money and energy my government is using to stop same sex marriages,nudist colonies,people following their stupid religions,
 
Lets forget what happened at Kent state,  Lets forget the burning down of North Philly,  Lets forget all the shameless acts that have happened on this soil.  The land of the free home of the birthplace of these documents. 
 
Lets forget about the abuse of power.  Lets forget the Blind Nationalism that wreaks of Joe Stalin.  Lets forget that one of my for fathers said and I quote "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."- Benjamin Franklin
 
Lets forget what this country stands for for just one second.  Lets focus on the fact that we are in a middle of a war and well Hot Dogs are on sale at Publix. 
 
Lets simulate explosions in the name of....  what is it in the name of anyway.
 
I dig Francis Scott Key and his creativity, but for some reason I don't think eating chili dogs, and mumbling about bombs bursting in air in between mouth fulls of potato chips, is what Jefferson Had in mind.
 
Celebrate your day of Independence any way you want, but before you do here is a little reading material. 
 
The Declaration Of Independance!!!

WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness -- That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great- Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.

HE has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public Good.

HE has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing Importance, unless suspended in their Operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

HE has refused to pass other Laws for the Accommodation of large Districts of People, unless those People would relinquish the Right of Representation in the Legislature, a Right inestimable to them, and formidable to Tyrants only.

HE has called together Legislative Bodies at Places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the Depository of their public Records, for the sole Purpose of fatiguing them into Compliance with his Measures.

HE has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly Firmness his Invasions on the Rights of the People.

HE has refused for a long Time, after such Dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of the Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the Dangers of Invasion from without, and the Convulsions within.

HE has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither, and raising the Conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

HE has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

HE has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the Tenure of their Offices, and the Amount and Payment of their Salaries.

HE has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their Substance.

HE has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies, without the consent of our Legislatures.

HE has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

HE has combined with others to subject us to a Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

FOR quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us;

FOR protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

FOR cutting off our Trade with all Parts of the World:

FOR imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

FOR depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury:

FOR transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:

FOR abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an arbitrary Government, and enlarging its Boundaries, so as to render it at once an Example and fit Instrument for introducing the same absolute Rules into these Colonies:

FOR taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

FOR suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all Cases whatsoever.

HE has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

HE has plundered our Seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our Towns, and destroyed the Lives of our People.

HE is, at this Time, transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the Works of Death, Desolation, and Tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and Perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized Nation.

HE has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the Executioners of their Friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

HE has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the Inhabitants of our Frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known Rule of Warfare, is an undistinguished Destruction, of all Ages, Sexes and Conditions.

IN every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.

NOR have we been wanting in Attentions to our British Brethren. We have warned them from Time to Time of Attempts by their Legislature to extend an unwarrantable Jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the Circumstances of our Emigration and Settlement here. We have appealed to their native Justice and Magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the Ties of our common Kindred to disavow these Usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our Connections and Correspondence. They too have been deaf to the Voice of Justice and of Consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the Necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace, Friends.

WE, therefore, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in GENERAL CONGRESS, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the World for the Rectitude of our Intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly Publish and Declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political Connection between them and the State of Great-Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which INDEPENDENT STATES may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

John Hancock.
GEORGIA, Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, Geo. Walton.
NORTH-CAROLINA, Wm. Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn.
SOUTH-CAROLINA, Edward Rutledge, Thos Heyward, junr., Thomas Lynch, junr., Arthur Middleton.
MARYLAND, Samuel Chase, Wm. Paca, Thos. Stone, Charles Carroll, of Carrollton.
VIRGINIA, George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Ths. Jefferson, Benja. Harrison, Thos. Nelson, jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton.
PENNSYLVANIA, Robt. Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benja. Franklin, John Morton, Geo. Clymer, Jas. Smith, Geo. Taylor, James Wilson, Geo. Ross.
DELAWARE, Caesar Rodney, Geo. Read.
NEW-YORK, Wm. Floyd, Phil. Livingston, Frank Lewis, Lewis Morris.
NEW-JERSEY, Richd. Stockton, Jno. Witherspoon, Fras. Hopkinson, John Hart, Abra. Clark.
NEW-HAMPSHIRE, Josiah Bartlett, Wm. Whipple, Matthew Thornton.
MASSACHUSETTS-BAY, Saml. Adams, John Adams, Robt. Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry.
RHODE-ISLAND AND PROVIDENCE, C. Step. Hopkins, William Ellery.
CONNECTICUT, Roger Sherman, Saml. Huntington, Wm. Williams, Oliver Wolcott.

IN CONGRESS, JANUARY 18, 1777.

 
 
 
um this piece is dedicated to the people on Guantanamo
 
it was once said People who dont remember their history are destined to repeat it
 
 
here is a lil reminder
 
 
 
Jerry   
 
Tuesday, June 13, 2006 

Greetings All


I would like to give you a little piece of the wonderment that is Jerry
Nixon.  On top of the alcohol abuse, the insensitivity and chronic
unemployment, I have Daddy Issues.  Ladies for a small price of a
bottle of
Chianti all this could be yours.  I wont be on the shelf for long so
Taylor
Eason if I were you I would seriously consider cashing in on this
cashless
crop.

that special day is comming up, that department stores made up to move
lawncare equipment. Yep!! That day we all love to loathe Fathers-Day. 
Every
year I sit irritated in the living space my land lord has the nerve to
call
an apartment, and fester  drink, fester, and drink some more and make
an
elleventh hour scotch soaked phone call to Windsor Connecticut.  (we
all
celebrate in our own way.)

Because all of you are my friends.... well most of you.... well there
are
about three of you whom I actually care for.  I would like to let you see my pain.




Operator  (  there is a call from Jerry Nixon  will you accept the
charges)


Reggie- Yeah


Jerry- (hicup)  Hey I just called to wish you a Happy Fathers-day

Reggie- Why is it that I have to pay for you to wish me a Happy
Fathers-day

Jerry- well you didnt have to accept the charges  you always told me
that
love cost  well  when a man is right a man is right.  I havent seen you
since I was 18 years old and well I do like you  and I wanted to make
sure
your still alive  (Am I in the will incedentally)

Reggie-  NIGGER ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!  HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA ASK A
QUESTION LIKE THAT.)

Jerry- well you are getting on in years and this poverty thing is a
bitch. 
you think I want to make collect phone calls to my hate-ones.  what do
you expect with all the beatings , in fact I still have a scar on my
shoulder-blade for that time I got a D in gym.

Reggie- I never understood that one how the hell do you get a D in Gym?

Jerry- Hey I was too busy learning about Benidict Arnold to worry about
the finer points of how to bounce a rubber ball.

Reggie- I am not even going to get into your shit, so how is Florida?

Jerry- way the hell away from you.  Hows the hair? are you grey? bald?
bald
and grey?  are you Grey down there?  these are things I need to know it
might be hereditary


Reggie- Im your step dad you lil wise ass piece of shit.


Jerry- I see your a regular wordsmith  the more things change the more
they
stay the same so about the will  are you still smoking? eating red
meat? keep it up buddy I cant wait to move in my house .

Reggie- you were in the will til this conversation.

Jerry- I'm kidding  you know I love you I remembered to call you on
fathersday.  I have this new Girlfriend she is the wine editor of an
alternative newspaper here in florida and she is a looker

Reggie- what your seeing a Hooker?

Jerry- no not a hooker a wine editor.  listen your son has done you
proud. 
incidentally its geeting toward the end of the month and I am kind of
short
on rent.  so If you dont mind wiring 500 dollars to me it would be
greatly
appreciated.

Reggie- How the hell are you gonna call me on Fathers day and try to
borrow
money- Nigger are you on drugs?

Jerry- well no you havent sent the money yet.  about the will


(Click)


Jerry  Hello Hello Hello





HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Friday, June 02, 2006 

Current mood:  embarrassed
Category: Food and Restaurants

TASTE LIKE POVERTY

 

 

Poverty Fondue

 







Very few people know that I am a man of many talents.  I can out drink the
best of them, insult that rat bastard Eric Snider in my sleep and I am a
gourmet chef.  That's right.  JER CAN COOK.   Well sort of.  Well not
really... um... not even close.If you should ever happen to be in the malignant state of poverty in which I call a creative lifestyle you will find that on occasion you man need to eat something.  I belief its Gods little joke to make me have to eat to survive.  Luckily my federal government and a couple of restaurants have allowed me to feed myself in a pinch.  I have come up with a great dish that has gotten me through many a hungry day.  I would like to call it poverty Fondue.  There are a couple of ingredients in which you have to obtain the first thing you need to do is pay your electric Bill.  Of course I have not been able to do that this month so I pilfered a couple of cans of sterno (GREEN IGUANA will Never miss them.)



Secondly you need a good hunk of processed cheese.  Velveeta will do I suppose but that would mean that I would have to come off with a dollar. 
Lucky for me the block of cheese the government gives me in lieu of moneyworks just fine.  (RONALD REAGAN WAS THE BOMB.)Now is the part that gets a 'lil tricky one needs to have a sauce pan.  I happen to have that aluminum thingy that I had some take out from a fancy
schmancy restaurant in my neighbor hood. Now its time to look in the pantry and see what you got.hmmmm:  Marsh mellow fluff, nutmeg and a couple of slices of bread.  and a half a bottle of Boones Farm

 

 

Recap of ingredients 

 

A hunk of Government cheese

 

Marsh-mellow Fluff

Nutmeg

Two slices of bread

half a bottle of Boones Farm

 


First you must ignite your two containers of sterno (be sure to put a lil water in your sauce pan.  (You don't wanna burn the place down.)   Add a heaping
helping of government cheese.  Next you pour a good amount of boones farm inside your  um sauce pan  and stir   till your done drinking whats left of the boones

Then you grab a put a good helping of marshmallow fluff into your
creation and continue till your good and depressed with your living
situation.    Take those slices of bread out chop it up and put into your pan be sure you add a lil nutmeg for flavor.  Now that the concoction is nice and gooey and, you get a whiff of your poverty   dinner is served.  Now quickly blow out the sternos.  Look at your concoction. Throw it away and dust off your
resume.

 

Bitch You need a job 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jerry





Jerry