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Age: 29
Sign: Capricorn

City: MIlwaukee
State: Wisconsin
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/25/2005

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Saturday, December 06, 2008 
Hosted By: Billie Hawkins
When: Saturday Dec 27, 2008
at 7:30 PM
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819 S 2nd St.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin|50 53204
United States
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Saturday, September 29, 2007 
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Thursday, May 03, 2007 

Just because you were born in '95 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ???

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded
stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

You had slap braclets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

Post with the year you were born in..
Currently listening:
MC Hammer - Greatest Hits
By MC Hammer
Release date: 01 October, 1996
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Sunday, April 29, 2007 
1) What's their name? Beej

2) Where are they? Milwaukee, on my chat window

3) How did you meet them? on IRC

4)How old were u when you met them? underage.

5) Is this person one of your best friends? yeah, I like to think so

6) Say something that only makes sense to you and them.
pheyooone

7) Is this person older than you? yes

8) When was the last time you saw this person? 127 minutes

9) What are 2 words that describe this person? timeless, influential

11) Are you their b/f or g/f? no

12) Do you have nicknames for each other? does poodle count?

13) Do your Parents know each other? no

14) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? text daily.

15) Do you think the person will repost this? prolly not

16) Have you seen this person cry? yes.

17) Do you know this person's last name? yes

Now Repost this as:
"Can u answer 17 questions about your number 3"
Currently listening:
Greatest Hits
By Journey
Release date: 01 August, 2006
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 

Current mood:  chipper

hey you, waste some more time here! read this useless junk

103 Questions People Wouldn't Ask (but there are a few questions missing, so it's not really 103).

001. When's the last time you ran?
I ran on a treadmill, and I ran for yearbook  treasurer in high school

002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yes, I have bought a couple pair that way, but usually it's from wear and tear.

003. What are you reading right now?
Myspace. Duh.

004. Do you celebrate 4/20?
No, never liked it.  Don't care that others do, tho. Just not for me.

005. Only child?
not one bit.

006. Favorite ice cream?
Cookies and Cream

007. When was your last doctor's visit?
Couple months ago - Strep throat, brochitis, and stomach flu - all at the same time.

008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
8 hours, maybe. At Night? No.

010. "First Loves Are Never Over;" is this true for you?
Yes.  It is.

011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
Only 2, but that's only because our reasons for breaking up no longer exist.

012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing?
if they suprised me,  then nothing.  If i knew they were coming, then jogging pants.

014. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
Well, it's funny, because i was dating a guy on my track team.. so Yes.

015. Do you own a pair of Converse?
Never saw the appeal.

016. Who did you copy and paste this survey from?
My buddy  Dale - great friend that he is!

017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
um, carbs, evil, must be destroyed.  But… yeh, I do

018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
I've not kicked one, but i did hack one into giving free soda..

019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
this is 2007. the 'radio' is a place to transmit my iPod signal.

020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?
TRL?  Like, I am , like, 27 years old, okahy?  like, I totalllly don't even like, watch that, and stuff.

021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
Not enough to be aware of it.

022. How do you eat oreos?
like every other human in the world.. with my mouth!

023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
yes, and  it was SO worth it :)

024. Are you cocky?
it depends on who I am talking to.

030. Could you live without a computer?
Sure, If I could have a messenger boy who could carry messages to all my friends, and another one to deliver groceries, and another one to bring pron stars to my house...

031. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
not if i can help it.

033. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
About the same time i realized if i made Jimmy cry i would get to hug him ... about 7?

034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
7

035. What do you do when you're sad?
I watch  sad movies with triumphant endings and drunk dial people.

036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
I would simul-text Beej, Dale, and Bill Gray  to tell them to pack a bag so we could go to  Reno for the day. 

037. Last time you saw your best friend?
saturday/Sunday

040. Who or what sleeps with you?
A cat, sometimes.

041. Are you/have you ever been in love?
Yes.

042. Pancakes or french toast?
neither.

043. How do you like your eggs?
over medium, or anystyle if there's cheese on it.

044. Are you in highschool?
if by high school, you mean I am surrounded by a lot of immaturity? yes, then I go to that school once a week.

045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?
Only karma, i think.

046. What jewelry are you wearing?
nothing.

047. What is the first thing you do when you get online?
I'm never NOT online.

048. Do you like a person?
There are a couple people I wouldn't mind getting to know better...

049. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
nope.

050. How do most people spell your name?
If they know me, they spell it correctly.

051. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
Duh.  I mean, my type of boy usually is around the same size as me.. so of course. :)

054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
20/20. They used to have this intro at the beginning of a rotating 3d 20/20 sympbol, with flying stars and creepy music.. and i had a dream that i fell and was getting hit by those stars.

056. Favorite 80s teen movie?
Breakfast Club, of course.

057. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?

What does that have to do with anything?

058. Do you know someone that wasn't born in the United States?

Yes. (Looks at the Oriental)

059. Do you want the person you like to ask you out?
If he did i would assume he was joking.

060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
Most people like my name better than theirs, and if it was  legal.. then yeah, i would keep it.

061. Your favorite restaurant you don't get to eat much at?
EEsane

062. When is the last time you left your house?
7:12pm.

066. How do you eat your steak?
Medium-well with  57 sauce, unless it's  prepared perfect and doesn't need it.

067. Do you return your cart?
yes, and even other peoples sometimes.

069. Do you have a dishwasher?
Not a good one.  (me)

070. What noise do you hear?
white noise and iPod

071. Would you survive in prison?
Depends on who's bitch I become.

072. Next concert you hope to go to?
not really looking for one at all

073. What was the last thing you ate?
grilled chicken on a light salad with balsamic vinigar

074. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it?
4 horus ago

075. Who is the youngest in your family?
immediate family? me.

076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to over pack?
Bill Gray

077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes,  considering my name is actually BJ, i find it funny that I have 3 friends who go by it.

078. How many syllables does your name have?
2

080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?
I dont' remember - but it's not long enough. Yuck.

081. What service is your cell phone?
Verizon

082. What's for dinner?
your mother.

083. What's the last thing you purchased?
gas for Roxy

084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
not anymore.

085. Where is your cell phone?
next to me.. at all times.

086. Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
both

087. What brand are your pants right now?
Polo

088. Ever been to Georgia?
Scary. No.

089. Did you have breakfast this morning?
no. My breakfast time is 6pm.

090. Do you like marshmallows?
nope.  not plain.

091. What irritates you most on the internet?
useless  and or expired information.  can we say Geocities, anyone?

092. What brand is your digital camera?
Olympus, btu the battery is DEAD

093. Do you watch movies with your parents?
I haven't  seen my dad in 9 years, and my mom  is not a movie person.

096. What song best describes your life right now?
I don't Feel like Dancin - Scissor Sisters

097. Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
yes.

098. Are you taking college classes right now?
nope

99. do you like sushi?
As much as I like trips to the hospital.

100. Do you get your hair cut every month?
Every 3 weeks!

101. Do you go online everyday?
its part of my job. and built into my phone. and on my PDA...
Currently listening:
I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
By Scissor Sisters
Release date: 05 October, 2006
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Thursday, March 15, 2007 

Category: Quiz/Survey
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and post as..."My bar tab is....."c
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 

Current mood:  blank
Body: You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be? (just put an x next to the things that apply to you)


[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee. (but only cause i just bought a coffee maker and read the directions, i've never actually done it yet, so half there
[x] I keep track of dates using a calender.
[x] I own more than one credit card.
[x] I know how to change the oil in my car.
[x I do my own laundry.
[] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[] I think politics are exciting.
[x] I balance my checkbook.
[] My parents have better things to say, than my friends do.


[] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I watch talk shows.
[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[x ] I drink coffee at least once a week.
 
[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[x ] My favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since high school.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] can type quickly.

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[x] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] I have more bills than I can pay.
[] All my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x]I can read a book and actually finish it.

(now add them all up)

Grand Total: 36 years old, mentally


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Saturday, March 03, 2007 
ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still RETARTED.

FIVE
Quit crying and toughen up
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up fruit!!!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a whore before
myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"QUIT BEING DUMB!!"

ELEVEN
Myspace was created to keep up with friends. quit trying to check up on your ex... come on now people its called stalking you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..

"11 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE"
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 

Category: Quiz/Survey
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Redhead - $2
[x] Brunette - $75
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$100
Total:$75

Eye Color:
[X] Blue - $100
[ ] Green - $75
[] Brown - $50
[ ] Hazel - $25
[ ] Other - $15
Total So Far: $175

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[X] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 5'0" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 5' - $25
Total So Far:$250

Age:
[ ] 30 to 40 - $100
[X] 25 to 30 - $75
[ ] 20 to 25 - $50
[ ] 18 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $15
Total So Far: $325

Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $500
[ ] Masters - $450
[ ] Bachelors - $400
[] Associates - $350
[ x] SOME COLLEGE $325
[ ] In College - $300
[ ] High School Graduate - $250
[ ] In High School - $200
[ ] High School Dropout - $100
[ ] Jr. High - $50
[ ] What is School - $Bankrupt$
Total So Far: $650

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] Only Child (where i live) - $250
[] First Born - $200
[ ] Second born-$150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[x] Last Born - $50
[ ] Other - $20
Total So Far: $700

Drink?
[ ] Never - $300
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[X] Sometimes - $200
[ ] Every other week - $150
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
Total So Far: $900

Vision?
[ x] Good vision $75
[ ] Glasses $50
[] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction $10
Total So Far: $975

Car Color: (if u have a car or want a car)
[ ] Orange - $700
[ ] Teal - $550
[ ] Blue - $500
[] White/cream - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver - $300
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Rusted - $15
Total So Far:$1375

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 11 to 12 - $200
[X] 7 to 10 - $100
[ ] Under 7 - $50
Total So Far: $1475

Room Color (ONLY WALL COLOR):
[ ] Black - $500
[ ] Blue - $475
[ ] Brown- $450
[ ] Purple - $475
[X] White - $400
[ ] Green - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Yellow - $200
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50
total so far: $1875


Congradulations.
Your Finished.

Your Total: $1875



Please repost as:

"I cost $____."
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