King High Five / Pen + Watercolor / 2.5" x 3.5"

Ladies and gents, this is King High Five. He's currently the king of a small town in Sweden. Since he has become king he has enforced a mandatory law that everyone must listen to The Very Best daily. His people have are very fond of The Very Best and praise him for introducing the band to them. Also since King High Five took the throne Lazer Rain has been reduced by 2.5 percent. He recently made a PowerPoint to show this to his people. The PowerPoint included bright colored pie graphs, dull colored bar graphs, and two pictures from his family vacation. In my book King High Five is a five star king.

Please leave any comments or praises about King High Five in the comments section.

Ten Facts About Lazer Rain:

1. In the 80s prince used lazer rain in his live performances.

2. Twee Terhesa (pictured above) shoots lazer rain from her arms.

3. Lazer rain is a serious envioromental problem in the Netherlands.

4. If lazer rain comes in contact with your mustache you will instantly start to whistle "It's Raining Men."

5. The backdrop for Burke High School's 1983 class photos was a picture of lazer rain.

6. Lazer rain is not the name of a cool hair metal band. It's the name of a new wave band formed in 2001.

7. Gang members didn't kill Biggie and Tupac, lazer rain did.

8. Deep in the woods of Oregon, Wilber Watson, wrote the Wikipedia article on lazer rain. Which Wikipedia took down due to a controversial picture involving lazer rain, two puppies, and a Dominos' pizza.

9. Lazer rain influences every movie James Cameron makes.

10. In the 60s Coca-Cola tried to market lazer rain as an energy drink, they failed.

What Happened To Radioactive Man? / Pen + Watercolor / 4" x 6"

Timmy Tanesbourne, I'm with you. What happened to Radioactive Man? Dude is the shiz and he just faded from The Simpson's world. Timmy, the god of knowledge, Wikipedia, has no info on his recent happenings. Well, I guess we'll just have to move on, Timmy. After we shed some silent tears of course.

Praise Godzilla! / Pen + Watercolor / 5.5" x 8.5"

Shizzel, you're right Wilber Watson you gotta praise Godzilla. If you don't man I hear he sneaks into your house and jacks all of your donuts and bagels. Then what will you eat in the morning? That's right you'd have to eat awful, awful eggs and bacon. Gross, I know. Well, Wilber Watson you don't have to worry about that, I know you spend at least 2.35 hours a day praising godzilla.

Oh Boy Alf Is Crazy / Pen + Watercolor / 4x6

Yup-yup. Alf is crazy, dude eats cats. Do you guys remember when Alf got a Ferrari? My main man, Teddy Rogers, up there knows all about Alf. He has all four seasons of Alf on DVD. He even has the TV movie Project Alf. Dude loves Alf, what more can I say?

PS Blog of the Day! Yay me! I'm gonna go pick up a packet of golden star stickers, cause I feel special.

Damn, Carl Canning, you like cheese too! Have you ever put cheese on biscuits? What about cheese on french fries? Or what about cheese on broccoli? Yeah, your right that last one sounds gross. Eww... veggies. Mr.Canning you're dope, let's go play Hots Shots Golf Fore.

Death Metal / Pen+ Watercolor / 4x6

Oh Thomas, you know so much about death metal. I worship your death metal expertise. I also worship your ability to kick ass at Gauntlet, while listening to death metal.

PS I just put up an original art section in the shop. Peep it here.

Yo Carl! It's good to hear that your training to become a dragon slayer. That's way better then sitting on your couch playing your Gameboy Color and munch-munchin' on nachos. Carl, I'm sure you'll become a great dragon slayer, but you should still play Gex: Enter The Gecko on your Gameboy Color every-once-in-awhile.

Oh bud, that's a bummer that you lost your vee-neck. Well, bud hopefully you can find your glow-in-the-dark howling wolves tee. That one's six times more awesome then your vee-neck.

Oh, Ted, you're silly Rambo can't save you, he died a year ago when he got hit by an ice cream truck. You're gonna have to get the son of Rambo to save you. He's just as tough as Rambo and has the beard of a lion. So he'll probably save you, but you should be a nice guy and take him out for cookies afterwards. At least that's what I would do.