Really it is.

I'm not a fucking child anymore.

Fuck you.

so fucking much.

 

You make me sick

how someone wants to be your friend but ignores you when you see them in person.

im pretty sure Chris is completely done with me. fuck. =/

I'M ALIVEEE.

 

I haven't written a blog in like a million years.  I've been going insane. I got grounded then my mom decided to be psycho and go 'You're ungrounded, BUT NO COMPUTER MWAHAHA'  She's psycho.

 

Anyways, I got to hang out with Chris FINALLY. It wasn't too bad except at the last second he told me his parents were going. Everyone knows that they don't like me and I avoid people who don't like me. I honestly was really pissed off and I considered calling Chris up and saying that I wasn't going to go.  After a while I got over myself and stopped being pissy, but that was after me and Chris sat down.  I had fun and the movie made me cry. It really was a good movie.  I miss hanging out with him.

 

Then, I went to a Christmas party with Alex. It was pretty cool. Everyone got drunk. Haha.  We were forced to play cards. yeap.

 

That's basically whats been going on with me.

So I'm making up a rad story about Jeremy on his birthday party. =]

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There once was a pimp named Jeremy. His two hoes were Fairy Princess Zelda (Chris) And that Fairy Mikey. He liked slapping his hoes around with his pimp hand. He had a band aid on his cheek cuz he's just that much of a pimp. He's cooler than Nelly, yo. Duh. He owned the great land of Pimps and Hoes.
    It was Cool Pimp Jeremy's birthday. And it was on a sucky day. But his cool pimpness made up for it. He was having a party the following weekend and who was to be there other than his hoes Fairy Princess Zelda and That Fairy Mikey.
    So cool pimp Jeremy A.K.A Super Pimp invited these people to his party. He had to slap his hoes around. This time it was a special slapping though because he used his super cool pimp cane instead of his hand. Pimp cane yo. So it was like a pimp cane slapping party with his hoes. Then he would sell their bodies on the streets so he could get some money, even thought he didn't need it because he was the riches pimp in the world. Gaaaannnnggssstttaaaa. Jeremy favored Fairy Princess Zelda the best because Zelda was cool. duuuhhh. Fo Sho cracka.
    So Jeremy slapped his hoes around and continued being the super cool Super Pimp. Eventually he got moar hoes and slapped them around because he's just that gangsta nukka. Foooo shhhooooo. Did I mention he has the coolest grill ever? Tchea. He has the coolest grill evaaa. He also has sweet ninja naked powers. he can dodge anyone and anything. And he likes to dance in peoples yards naked.


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and that my friends, is my cool story about Jeremy.

I'm tired and I have a headache. I wrote a long journal on DA about how much I wish me and Jessie were still good friends. I really wish we were.


That title is great huh? I found it hilarious when I saw it.

I found pictures of me from the days of my hair being pink. And all I can say is..wow...

This story is totally for you Ezzy.

EZZY!!!!

Once apon a time there was a dude named Ezzy. He was cool and went to the zoo.  He threw stuff at people because they were mean to him.  Then the mean people came down with an illness that nobody could figure out how or why they got it. Only 100000 years later when Ezzy came back from the dead they figured it out. It was called Stupid mean people who are mean to Ezzy disease. There was only one cure and only Ezzy and Alex knew what it was. But they didn't want to tell anyone, so they laughed at people and went to the zoo.