Hello Everybody!

Quite a lot of people... Well three so far have asked if doktor cocacolamcdonalds is going to the lovely Edinburgh Festival this year. There is no embittered rant how the whole thing is blantant rip off of artists performerss and punters by major and minor venues and the MAN! So I won't say that..

I'll leave that people with more anger and a better vocabulary than me.

Truth is I did it for the last three years and now I'm skint due excessive home repairs , I don't have a show that I think is good enough, I'm working on new alter-egos and I'm working on a doktor cocacolamcdonalds KIDS TV show.. so I hope everyone has good time with it..

If you are there GO SEE REX NIGHTGALES SHOW! and MJ HIBBETTS SHOW!

That's don't waste anymore time on this...Really don't..Go watch something abouts GOTHS on YOUTUBE..

Paul Bird Creator of doktor cocacolamcdonalds  and The Muppets


P.S. Dear Comics....Please leave Steve Bennett the editor of Chortle alone. I saw him in the FLESH the other day... He was a MORTAL MAN and not a VENGEFUL GOD..He had a nice face but a crap shirt.

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That is all.

 

The dok

Hello I'm in New York!

The second night of the Alt Com Festival was fantastic... Walsh Brothers were awesome like an an American Vic and Bob..Morgan Murphy was very funny did an amazing bit about Halloween.. Jim Jefferies was amazing...totaly rocked the crowd very rude.. and Patton Oswalt totally blew me away!

Went back to flat we were staying with Jim Jefferies and heard him do loudest farts known to mankind..

Last night's show at the People's Improv Theater was GRATE.. I played to 7 people but it was one my favourite shows of all time..

The staff were lovely..I hope go back one day..

Smoking to much...I NEED TO QUIT AGAIN..such a silly habit!

Of sightseeing today.. Having the time of my life.

Wish you were here!

 

the dok

 

 

Last night's show at the the Somerville Theater was insane!

I went on last after Eugene Mirman and Todd barry and just before Emo Phillips.. The crowd were wonderful and if you were last night I thankyou very much. I had the time of my life.

The crowd about 600 strong. They listened , laughed and never heckled. I love Boston!

 

Meeting lot's of lovely people and seeing amazing sights..

 

Peace and Love

 

the dok

 

Hello I'm Boston it is beautiful. Me and Mercedes are staying with a lovely lady called Mary.

I'm here for the Alt Com Festival.

Life is good.

buenos dias!

just about to finish the last night in my 3 nights at the soho theatre..

the staff there have been lovely really nice people and a great theatre to boot...

it’s been amazing! thursday show was good fun... last nights was AMAZING! really good crowd.. lot’s of fun and silliness..if you came to last nights show then i SALUTE you

got a great review in the Evening Stardard ...TWO STARS OUT OF FIVE! huzzah! said i was anti-humour and QUESTIONED the STRENGTH my material..

brilliant just brilliant..

having lot’s fun!

peace and love

the dok

 

 

hello.

if you were one of the several people who liked comedy shuffle and then one of the few who enjoyed my bits they are all on the youtube....only episode 5 is missing.. where that’s gone is any one’s guess... maybe somebody has hidden it IF SO BRING IT BACK NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlYRS8ktmg  t oodle pip!

the dok

Miami was the best!

30-40 comics from around the world gathered together and they were all lovely... well except one!

 

Just kidding! They were all horrible...

no but seriously they were all lovely..see i can do funny!

didn't get through... but that was okay.. lot's of partying and day trips made the whole thing special.. wish it had never ended... my poor pale wiry framed body got burned..

 

burned in nice way!

hello to everyone that went..

 

yay!

 

the dok

 

 

 

 

well.. i've been asked to go and do a reality TV show called' last comic standing'.. amazing! i will jetting of next week to miami.. not sure if know or aware of what is funny/..

some of you maybe aware that i did a talent show called Jimmy Carr's comedy idol...why do this again ?

 

well no one is really sure ... least of all me..

 

but two days in the sun  and airline food.. why not..?

only history will tell..