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Last Updated: 12/22/2009

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Status: Single
City: Toronto
State: Ontario
Country: CA
Signup Date: 8/26/2005

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009 
Hey Everybody, we are gonna be playing the Varning III festival on Nov 6th in Montreal and the Fucked Up Weekend on halloween night in Toronto.  For both of these shows we will have Ivan from School Jerks on drums.  Cheers and see you all soon!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 
Hey whoa geez ok we are back home from Europe, man whoa, wtf?  That shit was weird.  Ok we played some weird venues here.  An abandoned farm, a university parking lot on desks (for 1000 people), squats of all shapes and sizes, a bistro en France, a tent, all species of bar...etc.  Man what a blast.  Cheers to all our old pals we saw on this trip and double cheers to all our new friends all over!  Everyone was so cool to us.  Thanx to all who booked us, put us up, gave us drinks, made us food, bought our records or checked us out.  Sorry if we seemed tired at some shows...its cuz we were.  Special thanx to our drivers/babysitters JAN, LITTY, FAB and out booker FLO.  Without these guys we would prolly still be getting finger banged at the serbian border.  Also cheers to Nick's new friends at the Canadian Embassy in DEN HAAG!  Until next time (?)...
Saturday, May 02, 2009 
Ok people.  We got strip searched at the Serbian border.  For real.  Awesome. 
Friday, April 03, 2009 

Current mood:  artistic
Category: Music


So we put the songs Why The Beard and Electronics up on the website, so when you see us, you can sing along or thumb down especially hated lyrical points. I will post those lyrics as well as those to the song Total Rebellion. Here goes:

WHY THE BEARD
Your beard is a beard of lies
It's an ugly man's disguise
You look like that band "The Band"
Who incidentally I can't stand
Why the beardx2
Stubble is bullshit too
You are not male model
Put a razor to your face
Then use aftershave bottle
Why the beardx2
Pubic hair should be on balls
Not attached to your chin
Unless it is my balls
Attached to your chin

ELECTRONICS
Wires nodes and matrixes
Modems lasers gay marriages
Steamers steam asparagus
Pumpkins turn to carriages
This is electronics
This is electronics
no
If you're naked you're not involved
Put on clothes technology
Then you will evolve
We must keep evolving
Or world will stop revolving
Bow to electronics
This is...aaah
This is electronics
Is this electronics?

TOTAL REBELLION
Don't go to work
Do not do a job
Park your car incorrectly
Wear clothes that are drab
If you do these things
Life will be much cooler
Total rebellion
We are pilgrims
We're sick of british control
We want our own slaves
This is our land we stole
Wigga fuck yo tea
We throw it off the ferry
T.R in the B-Dot
America begins
Total rebellion
Don't forget Canada
We fuck authority too
We make sex shops out of spas
Free animals from zoos
Our policeman is a moose
Prime minister's a goose
We taught you this shit
Now go out and do it
Total Rebellion

The printing of these lyrks are dedicated to all my Buggalos(juggalos who live in Buffalo)
Currently listening:
Led Zeppelin IV (aka ZOSO)
By Led Zeppelin
Release date: 1994-08-30
Friday, April 03, 2009 

Current mood:  exotic
YO! our new 8 song 12" ep "TOTAL REBELLION" is at the pressing plant and will be out on PTRASH records for our euro tour starting April 13th. Hopefully we will see all euro punk scumbags on this trip as we will bowl you over with our filthy drunken hardcore noises! SEE YOU ANIMALS SOON!!!!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 

Current mood:  insubordinate


Goddamnit my whole last post got erased. Our new release will be called Total Rebellion, and I'm really happy with how it turned out. It really has no right to be as passable as it is, and we all can thank John Power and my lyrics for that! Wanna see the lyrics? Song titles include "Why The Beard" and "Gonna Stay In". If you write and ask, I will print the lyrics out. You won't/might be disappointed. OK I gotta clean the house now, but here is an interview I just did for a zine based out of Barcelona.  I'm going to SXSW next week to shop our demo and internet rights and my personality. If you're gonna be there too, say hi.
love you too,
Nick




1. - You repeatedly mention the idea of "having fun". Is it the main purpose of the members of the band?

Fun is more fun than not having fun. Most of us agree with that concept,
although we have a member or two who bicycle during the winter, which
isn't fun. Our main purpose isn't fun, as much we like fun. Our main
purpose is to bring new life into the world and to forge a new
generation of knights! Baby Knights! You're changing their diapers
though. I don't want to touch their poop. 



2. - What motivated you to form a band with the rest of the guys?

There's a girl in the band. I was motivated by the idea of giving voice to the
voiceless-literally. I know this guy who barely has a voice and he was
like 'can you sing songs for me?' I was stoked! So were the rest of the
guys. We won a practice space and some guitars and amps in a music
lottery, and the deal with the devil was done. Suddenly we were the
most popular band of guys. More popular than anal sex. More popular
than poodles.



3.
- It seems like it's not easy for a lot of bands/people to separate the
"I hate everything/fuck you/anti-everything/don't do this" mentality
from the "let's have some fucking fun". Is it possible to have fun
while you're hating the whole world?

We love almost everything! The only things we hate are taxes,  and 'the machine'.



4. - Don't you think that focusing too much in the amusement may look kinda "hedonist" and make hardcore less credible? 

It may make it less credible, but it also makes it more incredible. So
there is the give and take. We take and they give!!  Hell yeah! Where
my ladies at? Shout out to all my ladies!


5. - I thought punks were always mad. I think you're problably hippies playing punk... 

You're right.  Just give us a bong and a map of California and we're happy. Wait a second, I thought we were already happy?


6. - What are the things you do to turn shows into a big party? 

Prank phone calls, wet pants contests, our drummer does an impression of a
duck. Hummus tricks. Lots of genius moves in our repertoire to make the
whole world experience spontaneous ecstasy.



7. - Does having a stand-up comedian in the band help in the process of making shows more fun?

It actually makes everything more depressing. Have you ever hung out with
a stand up comedian? It's like visiting a morgue that needs to be
reassured every 5 minutes.


8. - Which other things do you get from playing in a band besides having a good time?

Absolutely nothing, and sometimes not even a good time. Show pity beyotches!



9. - You're gonna be playing in Barcelona in April. Give us a reason to not miss that show.

We're gonna eat seventeen thousand tofu vaginas at the event-a new world
record! Also we will be selling copies of our brand new hot off the
press smokin' new release Total Rebellion.  Also, we'll hug you in a
respectful manner.







Friday, January 23, 2009 

Current mood:  naughty
Hey Dorks, lately we have been working on songs for an all new 12"ep for Germany's Ptrash records. This 8 song platter of scummy punk noise is sure to tear holes in your stereo speakers, ruin your record needle and make your ears bleed. Its release will correspond with our april '09 european tour. The record will be produced in limited quantity with a tour edition special sleeve so keep your eyes peeled. You will not be disappointed...
Friday, January 23, 2009 

Current mood:  hot
Hey Everybody, we're gonna play a couple local shows this winter but we aren't doing much. Thanx to everyone who asked us to play, sorry to those we had to say no to. We are getting rested up for our next european tour starting april 12th '09! We are very excited to see our european friends again and make many new ones. This tour will be taking us to some different places like Greece, Portugal, Macedonia, Serbia and Hungary. We will also be visiting many of the same places as last time: Germany, Holland, Belgium, Spain, France, Italy, Sweden, Norway, Denmark etc etc. We will have all the dates up on this page very soon, check your local listings. We are very excited to play and party with everybody over there. Cheers and see you all very soon. Jon
Sunday, November 09, 2008 

Current mood:  overstimulated
See us play MIAMI FLA on DEC 5th!!! Its gonna be SWEET!
Monday, August 18, 2008 

Current mood:  adventurous
Hey Gang, ok so looks like we are gonna have a ton of shows upcoming for the fall! We will be playing select gigs on the east coast of Canada including 2 slots at the halifax pop explosion and a slot at the pop montreal festival in early Oct. As well we will be doing a more extensive tour of the maritimes in late Nov including dates in THE NEWF! BUT WHATEVER, who cares because..."THE KIDS" ARE COMING!!! Keep your eyes peeled homies. Cheers to best friends day. What a blast! Sharron OUT!