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Claire Cooney


Last Updated: 11/24/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 28
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Chicago
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/27/2005

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009 

Current mood:  ecstatic
I am reading a haunted novel called Desideria.

It is like the best of Tanith Lee, when she went into her Secret Books of Madness. It is also like Shakespeare, like a symphonic tone-poem, like a tale told in mosaic, with all the lunacy of Charenton and all the grandeur of Notre Dame. It is also unlike anything I have ever read.

And I'm only 25 pages in.

Who wants to borrow it when I've finished?

Or, better, YOU SHOULD BUY IT:

Desideria at Amazon
Thursday, May 21, 2009 

Current mood:  artistic
Last night I finished reading Ellen Datlow's INFERNO.

http://www.amazon.com/Inferno-Ellen-Datlow/dp/0765315599/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1242924929&sr=1-1

Trains are a good place to read short stories. My general problem with both short stories and train rides is that neither are long enough, usually, to accomplish much. I say "usually."

On most of my train rides I end up staring out the window, hoping to cultivate what my father calls, "a fertile boredom," that will eventually chafe me into a restless act of creation. But some days, I'm in a fever of productivity. And some short stories, I find, rather than making me want to kick something in unfulfilled frustration, can instead create perfect sinkholes in reality, sucking you down into infinitesimal and terrible worlds that last the length of a nightmare.

So with Datlow's INFERNO.

First I want to speak on the layout of the thing. I'm not a girl to notice overarching structures unless it's staring me in the face, batting its eyelashes and winking desperately. But for once, the subtleties did not elude me. It was perhaps a few stories in when I noticed the thread, a thin, gossamer thread, that linked one story to another - even though each story was written by a different author, probably incognizant of what the others were up to. Sometimes it was a word. Sometimes a phrase. Or a theme. Corpses. Statues. Dead children. Demonic children.

The first story, RIDING BITCH, dealt with a guy and his girlfriend. Of course, the girlfriend's a corpse and the guy's mostly out of his mind. The writing is surreal, poetic and very masculine. The motorcycle talk, I admit, was a bit over my head.

After that came MISADVENTURE. The structure of this was so solid, you could build a house on it. The protagonist, of whom I was skeptical at the beginning, grew more and more interesting, and by the end I had that shivery feeling in the pit of my stomach. A friend of mine recently termed it "ghost envy."

I will not go very deeply into each and every story, although I enjoyed them all. Some more, some less. Like most anthologies, a gamble. I will, however, look more closely at a few pieces, if for whatever reason they happened to catch my particular attention. (I feel a little bit like Eliza Bennett's obnoxious cousin Mr. Collins, saying that.)

Laird Barron's THE FOREST was written with an appealing formality, in exquisite - almost overwhelming - detail from the first person narrative. His one-line character descriptions were the best part for me, like little razor blades I kept stumbling on. For example: "Their nicked up faces wore the perpetual scowl of peasant trustees." And "Nadine shone darkly and smelled of fresh cut hayricks and sweet, highly polished leather." Here, too, we have an interesting story-structure, that seems at first like a flat expanse of vanilla-white, then folds slowly - very slowly - into itself, like origami in reverse.

In MONSTERS OF HEAVEN, I realized how sad a smell or a sound can be. Perhaps the last paragraph of that story was the most frightening.

We have our first female author of the collection on page 102, and she is Elizabeth Bear. Her writing is both lyrical and gross, pulling no punches; I liked it. At about this point, I began to notice how beautifully linked the stories were, and how much sense their progression made.

In THE UNINVITED, I met the first narrator I really liked. His voice was easy-going, cool - I didn't mind following him into Bizarre-O Land, even if he did end up moralizing a bit by the end.

13 O'CLOCK - the second of the "disappearing children" stories. Warm characters, felt very human, very NORMAL. I was interested in meeting their hell. Later, I felt that too much was being explained, like a heavy hand that kept patting me. This was one of the few stories in which I thought the beginning was stronger than the ending.

LIVES was just... lovely. Cold, sick and lovely.

GHORLA should have been written when Hitchcock was still around. He'd have had a BALL with this one. There are some very cool P.O.V. transitions, eccentric characters, almost a campy scene of foreshadowing that has you rubbing your palms together in anticipation. Showing here:

"One more thing," Staines said, "why the bolts on the outside of the guest-room doors?"
"Oh that," Browning replied, "just a mistake. We never use them. They should have been fitted on the inside. Cowboy locksmiths - you know how it is..."

FACE, by Joyce Carol Oates. I mean. It's JOYCE CAROL OATES. Nothing wrong here. Or - everything wrong, but in the RIGHT way! Something in her prose always makes me sick to my stomach. Last time I read a short story of hers, I had the worst nightmare in pretty much a decade. FACE didn't quite bring me to that level of cold sweat, but it's good for a deep shudder or two!

AN APIARY OF WHITE BEES, by Lee Thomas... Totally the sexiest scary story in the first half of the book. A narrator both sympathetic and a bit despicable. You like him because of that. You root for him, even knowing HIS DOOM HANGS UPON HIM. "Pearl-colored fluid." Indeed.

THE KEEPER, by P.D. Cacek. The holocaust is horror enough, and any story set in its midst automatically takes on a mantle of blood and gravitas. Add little girls and ghosts? A very strong, very sad, very creepy story.

BETHANY'S WOOD reminded me of a film that hasn't been made yet. It had all the angles of a film, all the splatter and scare, all the emotional irrationality I expect from a movie. It was very entertaining, in a technicolor sort of way.

THE EASE WITH WHICH WE FREED THE BEAST. We get inside the monster's head, and it is howling dark in there. Sucker punch of a piece.

HUSHABYE - the protagonist is actually a HERO! Normal guy, heroic! Of course, damaged by the end, but at least he fought and won. That time.

PERHAPS THE LAST. An interesting walk into the daydreams of a museum guard. The most horrific part of this story was the "quiet desperation," as (I think) Dryden put it. Bloodily beating hearts are interesting and all, but more the idea of mortality's own boring, inexorable timepiece, each tick "ultima forsan."

STILL LIFE. A REFRESHING female perspective!!! And a damned good story. But this one I don't feel like spoiling for you. You won't look at a human statue the same way again.

THE JANUS TREE was my favorite. The following stories, THE BEDROOM LIGHT and THE SUITS OF AUDERLENE were good, strong, deserving of a re-read - but I was perhaps still unfairly occupied with THE JANUS TREE. Maybe I still am.

Once again: DATLOW'S INFERNO

Go on. Descend.

http://www.amazon.com/Inferno-Ellen-Datlow/dp/0765315599/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1242924929&sr=1-1
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 
COME SEE THIS WITH ME, FOLKS!
THIS FRIDAY!!!

http://www.dogandponychicago.org/current.htm



Wednesday, April 08, 2009 

Current mood:  knighted
Category: Blogging
You try to convince them -
Be pears, not stones!
Drop them in your brown bag
Like pennies in a paper shrine
Breathe upon them, Ethylene
O Goddess of Ripening!

***

High blue, sky blue
Move through like a ripple
Like a ragged queen
In gleaming tatters
Threads of bronze and burgundy

Somehow cinch abundance
Curve creation, pinch the waist
A belt of silver links, an onyx
Here, a garnet choker
There, a polished marble from Toroko Gorge

Pile the hair in pieces
Pins and gold and errant curls
Two pearls to an ear
Hang a jewel, a chiming moon
To match the rhyming mood

***

I sing louder when it's warmer
Less and less I care what people think
Such qualms are for the winter

It is time to bare my shoulders
It is time to be kind
Like a lion napping

***

Saturday, March 14, 2009 

Current mood:  quixotic
Category: Parties and Nightlife
“Listen – I’m working on something. This play. Big play.
Very avant garde. Very smeary. Half improv, half nightmare.
We’ll do it here, under the city. Make history. Rewrite it.
And we want you.”
- Lucy Lumen, Theatre of the Underground

THEATRE OF THE UNDERGROUND
A New Play
by
C.S.E. Cooney
 
Staged Reading and Talk-Back
Directed by
Marissa McKown
 
Featuring:  
Meg Graves, Blayne Greiner, Jillian Hopkins,
Elizabeth Vanderhoof, Jessica McCloud, and Paul Phillips

WHEN?
 April 1st, 2009
WHAT TIME?
8 PM
WHERE?
E.P. Theatre
1820 S Halstead
Chicago, IL, 60608
http://www.eptheater.com
HOW MUCH?
Free!!!
WHY?
Because we need an intelligent audience and TAG! You’re it!
(Note: This play is a work-in-progress. As such, any feedback is welcome. Warm bodies who do not wish to give feedback but who are willing to sit back and be entertained are also welcome.)
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 

Current mood:  bouncy
Some of you probably KNOW already, but I didn't, and I was listening to CHICAGO PUBLIC RADIO tonight while doing my dishes, and then my laundry, in my sink, and what should I hear after the news of Blago but before the whole bit about the Russian Mafia... (Possibly not quite in that order...)

MAX GLAESSNER is CHAMPION of the Windy City Story Slam...

Max Glaessner is a friend and fellow member of our writer's group, The Chicago Writers' Coven. He is, in a word, FANTASTIC, but one word doesn't really cover it. In any case, no one deserves this more.

And I quote:

"Max Glaessner took home the belt and an invitation to read at Edinburgh Fringe Festival with his comic story about a six-year-old boy who gets some of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise at a Mc Playland..."

From: http://www.examiner.com/x-416-Chicago-Literary-Scene-Examiner~y2009m1d25-LIterary-event-of-the-year-recap-Windy-City-Story-Slam-packs-Metro

Gold Belt Kick Butt Captain Awesome MAXIMUS!!!

HURRAH!!!

Post it everywhere! Let everyone know! Let us SHOWER him with adoration as doth some gods (and kinky bastards) shower ladies (and gentlemen) of choice with gold. (Interpret at will.)

Yours,

Claire
Saturday, January 10, 2009 
Monda..y, Janua..ry 12, 7:30 PM

TWILI..GHT TALES.. WEEKL..Y READI..NG SERIE..S:

Featured Readers:
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008 

Current mood:  adored
Category: Parties and Nightlife
MONTHLY OPEN MIC

COST: Free!

* Bring up to 5 PAGES of prose or poetry (typed, double-spaced)
* MUSICIANS WELCOME (5-7 minute time limit)
* Potluck Style! Bring Food or Drink!
* Enjoy Special Event Sale!

When: Thursday, November 13th
What Time: 7 PM
Where:
Top Shelf Books
47 East Northwest Highway
Palatine, IL, 60067
Sunday, November 02, 2008 
Join The Viola Project for

THE ILLYRIAN BALL!

When: Thursday, November 13, 7-10pm
Where: Mars Gallery, 1139 W Fulton Market.
What: An evening of music, poetry, art, and fine food and drink (open bar!).

Come out and celebrate the election outcome (or drown your sorrows, depending. at the open bar!).

PERFORMANCES BY:

Chicago's finest all-female DJ collective: HOS BEFORE BROS

Harpist Janelle Jansen Lake

National Slam Poet Molly Meacham

... AND MORE!

Event sponsored by TCF Bank and Metropolitan Brewing Company. Food and drink from Argo Tea, Eli's Cheesecake, Vosges Haut-Chocolat, and more!

Silent Auction and Door Prize Donations by Berry Chill Couture, American Girl, Women and Children First Bookstore, Lifeline Theatre, Silk Road Theatre Project, Victory Gardens Theatre, Chicago Shakespeare Theatre, Illinois Shakespeare Festival, Yogaview, Benefit Cosmetics, Chicago Cubs, Lookingglass Theatre, Kerry Woods, and many more!

What could be better? How about an open bar! And all of this is yours for only $50! http://www.violaproject.com/illyrianball.html

Or, if you're an artist, a student, or can't afford $50, the special artist/student ticket price of $25. http://www.violaproject.com/illyrianball.html Remember, it's an open bar!

Buy your ticket today! Your generosity goes towards helping TVP fulfill our mission to empower the girls of Chicagoland through the performance of Shakespeare's plays.
Thursday, July 10, 2008 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Greetings and What Ho, Fair Friends!

This Delicious Delicatessen of Literary Delights is Celebrating its Death Throes.

For a SWAN SONG, we have Musician JEREMY COONEY in his upcoming concert "WORLD'S END TOUR, PART II: RAPTURE." He does folk, jazz, blues, rock, and sometimes collaborates with his GORGEOUS SISTER, Claire, who is one of your FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BOOKSTORE MANAGERS, here at Kate the Great's.

RAPTURE CONCERT:

TOMORROW! FRIDAY! FRIDAY JULY 11TH!!!
WHEN? 7 PM!
WHERE? KATE THE GREAT'S BOOK EMPORIUM
Broadway and Bryn Mawr
5550 North Broadway
WHY? Because ya GOTTA! Ya just GOTTA!

For the Funeral Pyre, we're going out, as Julia Borcherts put it, "N'Orleans Jazz Style!"

THE GREAT WAKE OF KATE THE GREAT'S

When? NEXT WEEK! NEXT FRIDAY! FRIDAY JULY 18TH!
No, wait -- WHEN?
"ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY!!!"
(As the old-school railroad workers used to sing!)

12PM-10:30PM

KHUPERA TUM is playing! (Gothic Jazz Weirdo Coolness, occasionally with an accordion and Italian lyrics!)

There will be readings, eulogies, a wailing wall!
Bring snippets about death - stories, poems, goofy obituaries!

AND FOOD! There will be FOOD!
Also, you should BRING FOOD! AND DRINK!

And, my friends, it will be BEAUTIFUL.

SO WILL THE BOSS BOOK-SALE!!!

Please come, we beg. Help us say goodbye, and mourn -- grinning, with glitter and face-paint!

Claire and j9 at KATE THE GREAT'S BOOK EMPORIUM