Last night the Enforcers raised the bar in terms of efficiency and accuracy with the handling of the bout.

Like Busta said, the machine is up and running. And it is running damn fine. If I knew anything about cars I would relates us to some really fine running engine. Something about pistons and "v"s.... I don't know shit about shit.

From the LA TIMES-

 

I just about had a heart attack when I thought Burdorf's wedding was Aug 16th the same night as the Smoking Popes concert. I would seriously have to make a choice there. Luckily for B the concert is on the 15th.

But I've often wondered if there was a way to make your suicide look like a muder...

 

This Red Lobster executive found a way.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/071608dnmethickman.3d76e7d.html

There truly is nothing like being booed by over 1,000 people. Truly.

Completely off-topic- I dreamt last night that I had a juice box attached to my chest and every time I rolled over to sleep on my stomach, juice would spray out and soak my pillow. I woke up with a wet pillow. I assume sweat or drool. Let's go with sweat.

Roller Derby has been nearly a full time job for the last couple of weeks. It all culminates this weekend at the history making Battle on the Bank tournament.

Get your ass to Mars and go!

 

www.derbydolls.com ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

Where I live.

 

 

Okay, let me say it... This was my first time in Vegas... and it robbed me. This was a terrible trip for my wallet. Terrible. I went for Matt B's bachelor party.

But enjoy some pictures!



Machines like this one took my money... all weekend. Why didn't I learn? I DO NOT KNOW. Vegas robbed me.



Here's the bartender at the Hawaiian Tropics lounge located in our hotel, the Planet Hollywood. The bartenders and the waitresses all wear bikinis. Some of them wear these stick-on bikini tops. You pay for the scenery. The drinks are stupid expensive. Vegas robbed me.

Then for dinner we went to the Striphouse steakhouse in the casino...60 dollars for veal and bisque.... Striphouse robbed me.

Paul got mad because of the expensive drinks.



Then we went out to a..........club. To get the 7 of us there... we had to either take two cabs or a limo. We choose limo.







That was fun..... first time in a limo. Then we got to the... uh-hem... club and the club robbed me.

I shall not post a picture but I did REALLY like that there are foreigners handing out what amounts to Call-Girl trading cards.



He robbed me of a crazy person free weekend.

This is the bachelor-boy Matt at the shooting range. We shot machine guns. I shot a tommy gun and a glock. It was fun. I was not robbed here. I got what I paid for.




At Bill's Gambling Parlor and Saloon, Paul and I watched this for-shit lounge band called "Symetry"



In the Miracle Mile mall I found this story...



It made me wonder if the comatose Ms. Page is getting robbed.

And finally this was my breakfast-



It was too expensive and kind of bland.

I go back in a month for Rollercon. I will not gamble I will not go to any -uh-hem clubs and I will find better less expensive places to eat.

I'm soooooo old.

I got in a bit early to the office because I stopped at Auntie Em's Kitchen to get cupcakes for Erin's going away party and interrupted Jane and Amanda decorating the office for my birthday.

....see a couple of weeks ago while looking at some Captain America merch online... the phone rang and I accidentally answered it "Captain America." Luckily the old person on the other end of the line didn't notice... but Amanda did.

I get to keep the shield!

 

A picture on the office door has Captain America running toward the viewer saying "Avenger's assemble for Michael's birthday!"

 

This does kind of top last years Roller Derby birthday decoration.