unfortunately, the alien is undecided about life on this planet. while intrigued with all the diversity and conceptions about creation and meaning of life, it almost seems foolhardy to discuss such nonsensical issues. we mean, come on, just how many times can you talk about the chicken and the egg before you decide they both taste way too goddamn good to pass up. for that matter the food chickens eat looks pretty tasty too. what a waste of pitiful time when it's clear to us that within a matter of hours you could all be dead, choking on bones and dirty livers and sesame seeds and hay and hey, then the planet is ours, and well, then it's true hell on earth. Cause you muthafuckas look so tasty, all fat and shit.