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Last Updated: 11/16/2009

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City: At the Safehouse, Bisbee
State: AZ
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/1/2005

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 
My Week 10 pick was my lock of the millenium and it was a tragic failure - Cowboys -3 at GB.

Week 11 looks like Cincy - 9 1/2 at oakland.

Or i will tongue (pronounced funnier as TON-Gyood) your entire anus.

So be it.
7:52 AM 
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 


Ok, FTL and Tampa comedians...


Who's the comedian that doesn't get shit from comedy clubs but all the comics love?

I'm trying to use local acts on the road but I wanna use the guys that the comics know are great but the retards who go to the Improv or even worse - Sidesplitters - would never get.


You can comment but email me at doug@dougstanhope.com.
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Monday, November 09, 2009 
Since I didnt get to this in time, I am forced to pick the night game.


Fortunately, Philly should have no problem covering 3 points.

It's just about kick-off - call your bookie.
1:11 AM 
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Saturday, October 31, 2009 
5:15 AM 
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 
I am now 6-2 on Pick of the Week and will stay with Indy to cover against SF. I almost took Cowboys minus 9 1/2 at home against Seattle but then my balls crept up a bit.

Stay safe and rich with Indy.

stanhope

EDITED - I mis-spoke - I was 5-2 going into this and my failure brings me down to 5-3.

Which still means "ahead."
11:05 PM 
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 

NOTE! Check the calendar on my profile for the most updated update of dates. Best thing is to immediately get on the mailing list at www.dougstanhope.com.

Keep telling people. You are my entire advertising budget.

I fucking love you.

stanhope

Nov 5-7
Comic
NYC, NY
www.comixny.com

Nov 11th
Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, CA
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72140

Nov 13th & 14th
Winston's
Ocean Beach, CA
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/53041

Nov 19th
BackBooth
Orlando, FL
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59332

Nov 20th
FT LAUDERDALE -
Culture Room
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0D0042B6AA333926

Nov 21
Crowbar
Tampa, FL
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/60446

December 4th
Mardi Gras
Scottsdale, AZ
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72106

December 5th
Club Congress
Tucson, AZ
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/71973



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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 
I am now 4-2 on my picks of the week after failing shamefully by betting against my favorite team - the Saints last week against the NYG.

This week I'll play it safe and take the Colts minus 13 at St Louis.

Cleveland has 12 guys down with the pig flu so if you can find a line, take GB over the Browns. They aint gonna be better by Sunday.


11:50 PM 
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Thursday, October 15, 2009 
Easy.

Giants plus 3 at New Orleans.

I'd love to be wrong cuz the Saints are my team.

But NYG is the bet of the year.


8:45 PM 
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Friday, October 09, 2009 
I keep forgetting about this site and when I remember, I go back and weep laughing at the latest. The dude fucks with people on Craigslist - if you're a fan of www.baiting.org you'll love this.

http://www.dontevenreply.com

Enjoy

stanhope
6:50 AM 
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Friday, October 09, 2009 
Alright...

I am 3 for 4 on my Pick of the Week but I'm barely over .500 on the season. This week feels like death. I like most of the favorites and most of the teams I hate.

The Pick of the Week is the one that feels like the Chump of the Week - Indy minus 3 1/2 against the belittled Tennessee Titans.

As an aside and not to be held against my Permanent Record... Denver seems like they could accidently win one more time before falling apart.

stanhope, betting whilst drinking
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