"Standing out was important at Deathest, especially during Sunday’s lineup, which is why Woburn, Massachusetts’ own Composted had what could have been the best show of the day. Appearing on a stage decorated with balloons, two large stuffed frogs, and two beach balls, the band tore through a set of what might have happened if Ken Kesey wrote for Family Guy, with slams. While the audience used the set pieces to their moshing delight – the stuffed frogs apparently offered up for sacrifice and torn into bits, with white stuffing-innards all over the floor – the band seemed to be almost second fiddle to the colossal, Day-Glo surreal mindfuck the show’s surroundings provided. About halfway through and in mid-song, Composted slowed things down by – and I shit you not, as why would I lie about this? – playing the theme to PBS mainstay Reading Rainbow and handing out children’s books to members of the audience. To top off the set’s bizarre triumphs, they invited everyone in the audience onstage to sing their EP’s hidden track (and YouTube hit) “Land on a Cock” as sort of a “We Are the World” of slam. By the end, I wasn’t entirely sure what in the hell had just happened, but I was completely sure that I enjoyed it, and that Composted were a band with which I wanted to remain familiar."

After a much needed break, COMPOSTED is making a semi-triumphant, slight return on Saturday, January 31st at Bender's Bar in Worcester to celebrate the release of our debut EP entitled "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." Czech Republic's Cephalic Records is co-releasing the CD with our own start-up label, Gemini Multimedia. The brand new disc will be available for $6 at the show; every purchase will come with a free sticker, 2 buttons and a fancy-ass "Compostcard" (Get it? Fuck you). We will also have a very, very, very limited number of High On Kyrlon t-shirts in very few sizes available at the show!

This is going to be a very special evening, and as always COMPOSTED will be kicking up the retardation levels to an all-time high. Some of you will be pissed off...some of you will want to give us at least half a handjob at the end of the show...the only way to find out is to come to the show and get fucking silly.

COMPOSTED
CEPHALIC RECORDS
GEMINI MULTIMEDIA





Hugz & Kissez,
COMPOSTED

After 6 months of holding our load, we are finally ready to inseminate your moist ear canals with a piping hot dose of slam-juice. Various studio visits, financial setbacks and all sorts of other unfun shit have held us back for long enough!

Featured on the Composted MySpace page you will find 3 newly recorded tracks: Phallus Palace, Ovaries Over Easy & the hit children's song Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts, all from our upcoming debut release, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam!"

Track listing for "ST:SS" is as follows:

1. Phallus Palace
2. Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts
3. From Cumrags To Riches
4. High On Krylon
5. Ovaries Over Easy

The release has been produced by none other than the band's very own Black-ness Monster. The Monster also recorded all guitars and bass, touched up existing drum and vocal tracks, and mixed this gem. He was given lemons to work with at first, but he turned them into a large jug of slamonade.

P.S. Keep in mind that MySpace rapes music, so to get the full experience, order a CD!

"ST:SS" will be available shortly at shows and online in the coming weeks. Also coming soon are High On Krylon t-shirts, brand new stickers, pins & all sorts of fun household goodies! Check us out at the shows posted on our page, buy our merch and tell all your friends...or we may come to your house to dress your pets in embarrassing clothing.

SLAMMA.
LAMMA.
DING.
DONG.

P.S. If the pop-up window for lyrics does not work in the music player, here they are:

Phallus Palace

The king and queen are perched loftily
On a throne of lust and smut,
Commanding a kingdom overrun with rape and orgies,
Keeping slaves to serve as nympho-sluts.

Built on a foundation of pornographic exploitation,
Walls held together with deviant ejaculation,
The palace oozes sex and sin, standing solid like a rock.
They sow the seeds of rape and reap a crop of hardened cocks.

Bodies moaning, strewn about;
Spread eagle like open wounds.
Phalli raised like victory flags
At war with willing wombs.

The never-ending orgy that is the phallus palace
Will cease to be when the streets flood with release.
They are content, embracing swollen members and wet lips.
The ultimate orgasm will ensue on the day of Acockalypse.

Ovaries Over Easy

I wake up every morning to the average breakfast cuisine,
But my pallet has been numbed by this everyday routine.

I'm sick of eating corn flakes and I hate preparing pancakes,
I'm in need of something to new to bake, so open your legs for fuck's sake!

Brown eggs are local eggs,
But the ones I want are between your legs;
My demands may seem sleazy,
But I need your ovaries over easy.

Bacon, ham and sausage constructed of psuedo-pork
Have found a regular home on my plate with my knife and fork.
Yet, now I'm hungry for the best of delicacies,
Scrambled vulva with a side of ovaries.

Brown eggs are local eggs,
But the ones I want are between your legs;
My demands may seem sleazy,
But I need your ovaries over easy.

I used to wash breakfast down with fresh-squeezed juices,
Now for some reason I'm thirsty for fresh menstrual fluids.
I'm sorry girl, I don't mean to scare ya,
But I'll trade in my toast anyday for your scrumptious labia.

Your hatchet wound has become an all-I-can-eat buffet,
Grab a bib and some wetnaps, I'll be eating all day.
You've got a baby maker perfect to munch,
Man that clit-club sandwich sure packs a punch!

I think I'll eat your ass for brunch
And fuck your face in place of lunch.
I guess tomorrow I'll have to snack on your mammories,
Since now you will be known as uterless and novaries.

Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts

Old McDonald owned a thriving farm,
He married by 18 but couldn't resist a horse's charm.
By 62 his wife grew ill and could no longer dirty talk.
His wang grew weak and was only aroused by a floppy donkey cock.

Dirty Old McDonald had a pig and a cow
He rammed their asses sideways and their pussies he did pound.
Filthy Old McDonald had a chicken fucking spree
And on the day the eggs did hatch, a man chick family.

He once romanced a duck and fucked it with a knife.
He'd stick his dick in anything except of course his wife.

By 69 he plugged his whole farm alphabetically;
He started over going from A to D…
For he fell in love with the precious gash of doggie,
And after that all his days were sunny.
He found the canine cooter eager to please
And now he wants his puppy down on four knees.

Dirty Old McDonald had a pig and a cow
He rammed their asses sideways and their pussies he did pound.
Filthy Old McDonald had a chicken-fucking spree
And on the day the eggs did hatch, a man-chick family.

On Easter Sunday he wandered into the pen
And proceeded to defile Peter Cottontail.
But to his surprise, the feeling could not compare
To his best friend's hairy beaver, shaved bare.
It was love at first plunge; no more sheep, goats or frogs,
Only the juicy, luscious touch of his dog.

Old McDonald was the filthy old fuck that inspired this song.
No more doggie dos and don'ts, this love cannot be wrong.

WOOF WOOF!

Hugz & Kissez,
COMPOSTED

This is information reposted from New England Death Fest.

The first bands have been announced for the first annual New England Deathfest, which is set to take place on August 9th and 10th (city and venue information to be announced at a later date):

TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST
SEXCREMENT
MUCOPUS
DYSENTERY
GOREALITY
PROTEUS
ABNORMALITY
PARASITIC EXTIRPATION
COMPOSTED

Festival organizers have also posted the following update:

"The New England Deathfest was created to showcase a gamut of brutal bands from all over the North East US. Right now, the lineup is at about 35% completion. The complete lineup will have 20+ bands along with some BIG headliners. Stay tuned for tons more details!

The first annual NEDF will be happening August 9 & 10, 2008 at a to be announced venue. We will post info on nearby hotel accomodations and directions from the major highways as soon as the venue is solidified.

2 day advance passes will be available for $35, and 1 day advance passes will be $20. These prices will be effective until 1 month before the fest (July 9th), and payment will be available through PayPal & money order. Prices at the door for 2 day passes will be $40, and 1 day passes at the door will be $25. Tickets will be on sale shortly after venue confirmation.

Bands: All prospective slots have been filled. We can not take any more submissions. If we are interested, we will contact you.

Distros/Vendors: If you are interested in having a table at the fest, please feel free to message us here or at newenglanddeathfest@yahoo.com.

Sponsors: Interested parties can contact us through here or at newenglanddeathfest@yahoo.com.

We've posted a video from our first recording session for an upcoming split with Parasitic Extirpation to be released on Pathos Productions this spring! The song is called "Phallus Palace." This is unmixed and unmastered and sans-vocals, bass, samples and other fancy shit, but it will at least give you an idea of what we sound like. Tracks from the release will be available in February!

We've also posted a live video of the same song from our most recent show. Now you all get to see exactly how retarded we really are!

Enjoy, and spread the word!!!

Hugs & Kisses,
Composted