"Guns don't kill people, Rappers do!"

A-Team van n. a drinking game which involves at least three people standing in a circle passing and drinking a bottle of Lambrini while singing “get on The A-Team van, get on The A-Team van”. Bernie Cliftons n. cigarettes. Block-up adj. highly sedated with herbal remedies. Bra n. a friend. Brendan n. to pass on a spliff that is mostly cardboard and will burn your lips. Buckfast van n. like the A-team van only with tonic wine instead of Lambrini. Bufflin vb. to run from a fight. Burnt lips and cardboard n. smoking a remedy near to the roach. Cider enema n. the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms. Chepstow n. 1 a jumper, 2 to pot a ball on a pool table by hitting another ball first. Cliftons n. see Bernie Cliftons. Clart n. a person who knows about the GLC. Cock socket n. vagina. Community workshop vb. the coming together of minds to create spiritual music. Cunnie weed n. extremely strong herbal remedies. Dean Gaffney or Dean n. your house. Dragon taxis n. taxi service in Newport. Draw n. herbal remedy. Driver’s choice n. very weak lager. Drugs trumpet n. a cone of paper filled with tobacco and herbal remedies. Double indemnity n. two varieties of draw in one spliff. Glenn Hoddle n. wallet. Intimate rest vb. to masturbate one’s self in private. Jazz n. see Draw. Jimi Hendrix n. 1 projectile vomit, 2 bright colours. Joey Beltram vb. to utilise toilet facilities. Leisure wear n. sports related clothing. Lliswerry tash n. early top lip facial hair growth. Maximum pressure adj. being high up on herbal remedies. Newport sunday lunch n. McDonalds. Peter Tosh n. an ashtray. Pleasure rub vb. see Intimate rest. Posh wank n. intercourse using a condom. Pubes in batter n. onion bhaji. Purple headed yoghurt chucker n. the penis. Rave it up vb. to have a good time. Raz adj. something that is good. Razzle-dazzle n. noisy or showy fuss like wearing too much gold when drunk. Red n. chicken tikka massala. Remedy n. see Drugs trumpet. Remedials n. herbal remedies. Riza’s buy and sell n. second hand buy and sell shop in Newport. Safe vb. 1 a greeting, 2 a measure of quality. Safe as fuck vb. really good. Seven seater scum bus n. executive taxi that holds seven people, popular in the valleys. Silver shadow n. a brand of Hi-Tec sport shoes. Shanks and Bigfoot vb. to walk home. Shirley Bassey n. toilet. Shirt and tie n. see Dragon taxis. Specialist n. see drugs trumpet. Splew n. friend. Sports utility n. jacket. Sweeping step n. dance move invented by 38DD Killa which involves a step forward whist moving the arms in a sweeping motion. Top of the food chain vb. only eating take-away or restaurant food. Unsafe vb. not very good, a disappointment. Vadge n. see Cock socket. Valley commando n. youths from South Wales valleys out in local towns looking for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the shirt pocket. Wank spanner n. hand. Whitey adj. what happens when too much herbal remedies are utilized. Yates’s n. popular night spot, good to meet girls. You knows it vb. to understand the GLC. Zanzibar n. see Yates’s.