[sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?]:

it is currently 5:06 AM just got home like 15 mins ago...well anyway yesterday saturday 4/8 i start off the day not being able to sleep to excited about seeing arch enemy againi finally fall asleep at like 3:30....waking up at 5:30 in the morning so i get up get rdy smoke a bowl then leave and we are off to anehiem on the way there we were gunna stop and watch this la cross high school game like 30 mins away from anehiem so we drive all the way out there boring as fuck we all decide to fuck around at the elementary school so we got in the school blazed a bowl or 2 and just continued to fuck around till we decide to go to the liqour store so we start walking and we walked for like 30 miles(exaggerating) to this dank ass coffee shop had some dank shakes well anyway after that we saw this giant fossil of a whale just sitting right there on the side of the road was pretty trippy....so then after all that we go to the second la cross game cause i guess it was a tournament and we just fucked around at the next school for like 3 4 hours then we finally decide to go to anehiem we get there and we couldnt find how to get to where we going then we finally get into the disneyland parking n shit and we start walking through and like a shimmmering light from above came down on the house of blues while i was walking towards it with the ticket in my hand to see nevermore, god forbid, cimaira, hate eternal, and arch enemy......so we wait outside the house of blues for like 4 hours(which means first in line)waiting for it to open we finally get in first thing we do is buy a shirt and get our seats we got on the top row good seats so eventually nevermore played....was bad ass hate eternal played after that i went into the pits for a little while then after hate eternal was over i went back way up to our seats and we are sitting waiting for the next band and some random guy named lee comes up to us and starts talking to us n shit so then he gets us VIP seatings nigga damn good seats there so then we are sitting there and fucking Kerry Fucking King lead guitarist of slayer sits down not even 4 feet away from me damn was that a rush of intensity so then we watch arch enemy which fucking rocked my fucking socks off then we started talking to Kerry King and i got his autograph on my ticket and a picture with fucking the King(SLAYER RULES!)yeah so then cimaira comes on rocks the fucking shit like crazy so then the show finally ends at like 12:30 and we start to head home and we decide we want dennies so we try to go to dennies and we get lost and wind up like 3 hours away haha fucked up so we start heading home and there is fucking road construstion on the fucking freeway so cars were backed up as far as u can see so we sat through that shit and then we figured out how to make fun out of a bad situation......like people tell me too so we would drive by a road cone i would reach out the window grab it and then throw it at the construction workers and yelling "fuck you" so then after we get through all of that...... sore everywhere can bearly speak cause we have been yelling all fucking day and everyone starts passing out and my brother almost falls asleep at the wheel a couple times pretty scary then we got massive energy drinks and then blap im here home at 5 in the fucking morning......hehe sorry to the person i was supposed to call when i got home u know who u are but 5 is kinda too late but yeah so i came home with an arch enemy CD, and jacket and a hate eternal shirt like 30 posters and just a bunch of flyers but yeah that just basiclly my saturday adventure hope everyone who reads this enjoyed it

well im not very good at openings but lets just start off with the fact that ive been sick for a week......ok so march 10th 7 in the fucking morning i get woken up to my whole family singing happy birthday and my little brothers jumping on my back yeah not very cool way to wake up ok so then i chill for a little while have an appoitment at the DMV to take the written test so i go and i take it pass it no problem it was easy as fuck then i go over to my work and get a free pizza haha thanks guys i love u too but then after that i went to auto zone to just look around n shit then i went home took like a 2 hour nap woke up and then left to go to kobe's that really expensive restraunt where they cook the japanese food right in front of u but anyway then i get 2 bills ($200) not bad huh? but after we eat which was dank as fuck btw i go back home then i leave to go to the river to go see a movie i saw hills have eyes badass movie go see it if u like gorey movies but then we get out of the movie around 11:00 PM and cory leaves to take boob's girlfriend and her friends home so aaron manuel and me are waiting at longs drugs and boobs calls about 11:50 telling me that they got in a car accident naturally u dont believe it but then i heard the po po in the back round so then i was like oh shit so i called my brother tony and he came down to pick us up then we go to the hospital to pick up boobs and he was telling us about how they got hit by a diesel...... and then we go to the hospital that cory was at.....we  got there at about 12:30  but we all waited it is now 5:46 AM and i have to work at 8 time for some massive amounts of coffee and energy drinks.....but u know what as boobs aaron and cory would all say "dgaf" haha my friends are more important than a fucking pizza place job and sorry everyone who i didnt call that i was supposed to call was a very busy ass day.....one more thing before i end this im just really happy that everyone is ok and back at home

get well soon cory and boobs and evryone else that was in that car thank u guys..........

yeap so thats what happened on my 18th bday

hopefully you never got this bored and filled out some shit like this......

over 100 things to know about me

* Full name: Christopher Allen Dunn                                                         * Birthday: March 10
* Eyes: Light Blue yes theyre sexy hehe
* Hair: Blonde

* Height: almost i dont know
* Shoe Size: 14
* Who lives with you: my mom my dad my 3 brothers ct and 2 birds
* When is your bedtime?: dont have 1

------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Flown on a plane: no
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: once
* Missed school because it was raining: yeah i ditched
* Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yes.
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: yeah
* Had a crush on a friends girlfriend/boyfriend: yeah *sniff* enought bout that
* Been hurt emotionally: nah
* Had an imaginary friend: nope
* Wanted to hook up with a friend: yeah
* Ever thought an animated character was hot?: yeah lol when i was little i used to think jasmine was hot rofl dont laugh i was little
* Been on stage: yes
* Cut your hair: yes
* Had crush on a teacher?: yeah Mrs Harkins is hot lol

--------the not "have you ever" section anymore section------
* Shampoo: i dont fucking know
* Fav Color: neon green
* Day/Night: night
* Summer/Winter: winter
* Lace or Satin: satin
* Cartoon Character: chris from family guy that guy is hilarious
* Fave Food: orange chicken
* Fave Advertisement: um i dont know
* Fave Drink: water
* Person/persons talking to online: Chelsea and brittany
* Fave sport: football
* Fave Car: TITAN king cab
-----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: black shirt and my underwears haha
* Eating: nothing
* Drinking: water
* Thinkin bout: all these fucking questions
* Listening to: children of bodom

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: nope
* Worn jeans: nope
* Met someone New online: yeah
* Done laundry: nope
* Drove a car: nope
* Talked on the phone: yeah
* Kissed someone: nope
* Said "I love you": yeah

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
* Yourself: depends on what it is                                                              * Your friends: yeah
* Santa Claus: not anymore 
* Tooth Fairy: nope
* Destiny/Fate: yeah
* Angels: nope
* Ghosts: yeah
* UFO's: yeah
* God: no if there was a god send me a message of ur existance

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you ever wish you had another name? somtimes
* Do you like anyone? yeah
* Which one of your friends acts the most like you? none i dont think
* Who have you known the longest of your friends: simon and boobs
* Who's the loudest: Chris chandler
* Who's the shyest: donno
* Are you close to any family members?: my daddy
* Who's the weirdest?: donno
* Who do you hang out with the most? boobs
* When you cried the most: i dont remember
* What's the best feeling in the world: kicking back wiht my friends having fun with a girl right next to u to chare the moment
* Worst Feeling: not getting enough sleep
* Do you want all your friends to do this and send it back to you? i dont really care they can do what they want
* What time is it now? 4:17 AM

Finish each sentence:

Let's walk in the: snow
Let's run through: the sprinklers
Let's look at the: nice ass car
What a nice: rack.......was talking about the gun rack sicko hahaha
Where did all these: emo people come from?
When will they: come home?
How are they: doing in amsterdamn lucky bastards
Why can't you: do anything without getting shit from somone
Silly, little: fuck head
Show me some: cleavage hahaha
the sky is: awsome at night
Tell me: what turns u on? haha
Hide me: im trippin on acid man.....
Love me: cause no one else does
I hate your stupid: shit
My mom thinks you're: a whore
He's not: a queer he just prefers the bodies of men....haha WTF!?!?!
Are you that: one special girl for me? no didnt think so

HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: on the cheek
2. Ran away: yeah
3. Pictured your crush naked: yeah rofl
4. skipped school: skippped school y would i do that? haha 4 months of last year i skipped
5. Broken someone's heart: yeah and felt bad
6. Been in love: nope
7. Cried when someone died: almost
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes who hasnt?
10. Done something embarrasing: havent we all?
11. Done a drug: almost every damn day
12. Cried in school: when i was little

WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: niether eww
14. Sprite or 7UP: sprite
15. Girls or Guys: girls hahaha
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: clean shaved
18. Blondes or Brunettes: blondes
19. Bitchy or Slutty: bitchy
20. Tall or Short: not tall but not short                                                     21. Pants or Shorts: depends for me doesnt matter
22. Night or Day: night

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: legs and eyes
24. Last person you slow danced with: oh man dont even start

THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: earlier like 8 hours ago haha
27. Stepped outside:  10 mins ago to have a smoke
28. Had Sex: um no comment
29. Romantic memory: "aww look at the stars"

RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: my slipknot necklace
31. Person You Hate Most: chad
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: ......nothing
33. On your desk: cell phone ipod  sprin mercades insignia camel box house phone computer cntroller for tv butane and lots more lol
34. Picture on your desktop: slipknot
35. Color: neon green
36. Movie: half baked
37. Artist: slipknot korn vornagar children of bodom cant decide yet
38. Cars: what about them?
39. Ice Cream: chocolate
40. Season: winter
41. Breakfast Food: omg fucking cheddar sausage omlet i had in san fran!

WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: um boobs or chris chandler
43. Makes you smile: everyone
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: brittany ashley boobs my daddy
45. Has A Crush On You: dont know
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: yeah lol cant ge them out
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: guys haha

DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: fuck no
50. Save MSN conversations: no fuck msn
51. Save E-mails: never
52. Forward secret E-mails: nope
53. Wish you were someone else: somtimes
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: nah
55. Wear calogne: perfume yeah
56. Kiss: good band and fun to do
57. Cuddle: all the time
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: practiclly every damn day haha i know im a loser

HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: nope
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: nah
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: haha once
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: no comment.....
63. Been rejected: nope
64. Been in love?: didnt already answer this? no fucking fucks
65. Been in lust?: yeah
66. Used someone?: once but felt bad after so not gunna do again
67. Been used?: yeah fuck u if u ever read this
68. Cheated on someone?: nope
69. Been cheated on?: probly
70. Been kissed?: yeah
71. Done something you regret?: my life......

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: boobs
73. You talked to?: brittany
74. You hugged?: ashley
75. you instant messaged?: chelsea
76. You kissed?: man.....um that will remain nameless
77. You yelled at?: my little brothers
78. You thought about? ashley
79. Who text messaged you?: brittany
80. Who broke your heart?: yeap....krista haha oh well
81. who told you they loved you?: brittany

DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? nope i like it natural
83. Have tattoos?: nah
84. Have piercings?: yeah my left ear and my tongue
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
86. Own a webcam?: nah
87. Own a thong?: oh yeah one for everyday.....haha fuck no i dont
88. Ever get off the damn computer? when i have somthing better to do
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: FUCK U TOO!
90. Habla espanol: no habla englase or some shit
91. Quack?: meow!

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: yeah
93. Smoke?: every fucking day
94. Schizophrenic?: no
95. Obsessive?: depends on what
96. Compulsive?: somtimes
97. Obsessive compulsive?:  nope
98. Panic?: not really
99. Anxiety?: nah
100. Depressed?: used to be not as much anymore cause i relized that life goes on and life is hard for everyone and to stop being soo selfish and suck it up and just life like im supposed to fuck being depressed people only depressed cause they let things get to them

yeah so yesterday i was chillin at my house and i go out to have a smoke and i look up a block and there are 8 cop cars on the block with the whole block shut off a block up from my house......as i walked up there a little curious i herd that there was a gang related  shooting and me thinking to myself it was probly a few of my "gangster" friends........right so i get back home and then all of a sudden there are 8 cop cars and swat in front of my house so i go outside and the are arresting 2 of my friends and was still looking for others.......so the cops all leave then again 20 mins later 2 more of my friends that were involved with the shooting comes up i told them to leave if they have any brains and so they start to walk off then all of a sudden another 9 cop cars speed around the courner and stop in front of my house to arrest 2 more of my friends and i was sitting there watching the whole intire thing if u see on tv about the cove shooting and see the blueish van thats my van and the person that they were aresting is joana on my van it was some crazy asss shit!!!!!!

alright so this morning at like 2 in teh morning im wide awake cant sleep so me boobs and my bother decide to go to jack in the box that was pretty cool each got a meal bt anyway.....at around 3 we went to my friend gavins house and his mom was home and she is rarely ever there so we decide to go cruising in the denali.......we going down the street im looking at cds i hear screeching tired i look up and boom there is a tree.......i just got outta the hospital was there for 3 mother fucking hours i got my crutches my broken ankle fucked up chest and  a totaled $75,000 denali....we hit that bitch ass tree at 85 miles per hour.....damn fuck im soo tired im on vicodin n shit fuck im fucked up damn wehre my cig....no wheres my joint hahaha great day huh?

and the funny thing is i was actually gunna go to school today