After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.  Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,

In the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, Code 3 in House wares, get on it right away.'

5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on lay-a-way.

6. September 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4:

Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the anti depressants were.

11. December 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. December 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least,


15. December 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
Wal-Mart

~Answer in 2 Words~

~When was the last time you shaved?~
This Morning

~Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?~
Usually Open

1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket
3) Take a picture from the first page of results copy the html code.
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you!


1. The age you will be on your next birthday:
22

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2. A place you'd like to travel:
Greek Isles

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3. Favorite Place:
My Bed

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4. Your favorite object:
My Computer

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5. Your favorite food:
Nachos

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6. Your favorite animal:
Siberian Tiger

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7.Your favorite color:
Turquiose with Brown
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8. The town in which you were born:
Little Rock

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9. The town in which you live:
West Little Rock

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10. The name of your pet:
Cupid and Angel

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11. The first name of your love:
Jimmy

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12. Your nickname/screen name:
Baby Gurl

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13. Your middle name:
Nicole

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14. Your last name:
Trice

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15. A bad habit of yours:
Bitting My Nails

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16. Your first job:
Boinet Esthetics

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17. Your grandmother's name:
Linda

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18. Your favorite book:
A Child Called IT

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ody: How did you meet your significant other? Answer all the questions HONESTLY and repost as " How I met _____"


1. Where did you meet?
-- At Bionet Esthetics, I was his Trainer

2. What was the first thought that went through your head when you met?
-- "Whoa, He is Hott. Wait a Second I have a Boyfriend, I can't be thinking that...."

3. Do you remember what was he wearing?
-- Jeans and A Button up Shirt

18.Will this person repost this?
-- Probably Not

It's harder than it looks!!

Here is what you do. Use the 1st letter of your middle name to answer each of the following... They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. Middle name:
Nicole

2. Famous artist/band/musician:
NickelBack

3. 4-letter word:
Nail

4. U.S state:
Nevada

5. Boy name:
Michael

6. Girl name.
Nina

7. animal:
Newt

8. Something in the kitchen:
Napkin

9. Reason for being late:
No Gas

10. Body Part?
Nose

11.Drink?
ummmmm....Neapolitan Delight (Alcoholic Beverage)

12. Something you shout:
Never!!

13. Something you eat:
Nectarine

re-post as: middle name game

20 Ways To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Fryer at Passing Cars. See if they Slow Down...

Page Yourself over the Intercom and don't Disguise Your Voice....

Everytime Someone Asks You to do Something, Ask if They Want Fries with That

Put a Garbage Can on your Desk and Label it "Inbox"

Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

In the Memo Field of All your Checks Write "For Smuggling Drugs and Diamonds"

Finish All you Sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy"

Don't Use Any Punctuation

As Often as Possible, Skip Rather Then Walk

Order a Diet Water when you Go Out to Eat, With a Serious Face

Specify That your Drive-Through Order is "To Go"

Sing Along with Opera

Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme

Put Mosquitto Netteing Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day

A Week in Advance Tell Your Friends that you Can't Attend their Party b/c Your not in The Mood

Have your Coworkers Address you by Your Wrestling Name "Rock Bottom"

When the Money Comes out of The ATM Scream "I Won!! I Won!!"

When Leaving the Zoo Start Running Towards the Parking Lot Yelling "Run for Your Lives, The Animals Are Loose!!!"

Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due to The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One of You Go"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity....

Repost This Blog To Make Your Friends Smile

Its Called.......Therapy!!!

20 Ways To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Fryer at Passing Cars. See if they Slow Down...

Page Yourself over the Intercom and don't Disguise Your Voice....

Everytime Someone Asks You to do Something, Ask if They Want Fries with That

Put a Garbage Can on your Desk and Label it "Inbox"

Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

In the Memo Field of All your Checks Write "For Smuggling Drugs and Diamonds"

Finish All you Sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy"

Don't Use Any Punctuation

As Often as Possible, Skip Rather Then Walk

Order a Diet Water when you Go Out to Eat, With a Serious Face

Specify That your Drive-Through Order is "To Go"

Sing Along with Opera

Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme

Put Mosquitto Netteing Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day

A Week in Advance Tell Your Friends that you Can't Attend their Party b/c Your not in The Mood

Have your Coworkers Address you by Your Wrestling Name "Rock Bottom"

When the Money Comes out of The ATM Scream "I Won!! I Won!!"

When Leaving the Zoo Start Running Towards the Parking Lot Yelling "Run for Your Lives, The Animals Are Loose!!!"

Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due to The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One of You Go"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity....

Repost This Blog To Make Your Friends Smile

Its Called.......Therapy!!!