Dear Constituents:

Have no fear, young lads, for new songs are on the way. We are "covering" a song called U.S.A. from Thompson's real band, The Gutters (http://www.myspace.com/thegutters). We're also re-recording a version of Just Broke Up that sucks less. We still have to finish up a few things on these songs, and I'm not quite sure when we'll get around to putting the pieces together. Additionally, we will tell in song the tale of the legendary dogfish battle in Sure Glad Hans Didn't Land This One, which we still have to iron out a bit more. Stay tuned for The Pizza-Flavored EP, due within the next... three years or so.

With love,

F. Woods

P.S. Thompson told me that he thinks Good Charlotte is one of the best punk bands ever.