Oh my Dearest The Killers,
Having achieved new heights of poetic genius with magnificent lyrics like "I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier", you may be wondering how you might progress further, or set the bar even higher. Don't despair, and don't strain your towering intellects, because I have some suggestions for you. All you need to do is carry on along the same lines with gems like these:
"I've got a pole, but I'm not a pole cat"
"I've got toes, but I'm not a tow truck driver"
"I've got elbows, but I'm not elbow macaroni"
"I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster"
"I've got dick, but I'm not a dictator"
"I've got tax, but I'm not a taxidermist"
etc....
Anyway, The Killers, I hope you have a wonderful new year. Be sure not to drown in your own vomit, won't you?