A dog on Dogbook posted this, and I just had to share! She doesn't know who wrote it, nor do I, but it is very, very true for my dogs, that's for sure...I'm willing to bet that some of these even apply to me, and many people that I know, too. We're not that much different from animals now, are we? ;)

DOG PROPERTY LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.