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Saturday, October 03, 2009 
Saturday, October 03, 2009 

Behind the Beat: Dragon Slayers

Problem With Dragons invite you to rock out.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

photo by cherlovestrong
Friday, March 27, 2009 

THE NEW ALBUM IS COMING ALONG. ALL BASIC TRACKS FOR DRUMS, BASS, AND GUITAR HAVE BEEN LAID. SOME VOCALS ARE DONE. BASS TONE SOUNDS REDICULOUS. VOCALS SOUND GAY. DRUMS SOUND HUGE. WE HOPE TO HAVE A TEAM OF EXPERTS MIX THIS (MATT? JAY? JUSTIN?). WE MAY ALSO TAP ONE FROM THIS TEAM OF EXPERTS FOR MASTERING. CDS SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN MID-APRIL. ANYONE WANT TO PRE-ORDER???

Friday, March 27, 2009 

Category: Travel and Places




WE WILL BE TOURING WITH A NEW ALBUM FOR SALE...8 TRACKS FOR $10!!!

WE WILL ALSO HAVE SOME COPIES OF THE OLD 'FAILURES' EP FOR $5!!!

HOPEFULLY THE NEW PINS AND STICKERS WILL SHIP BEFORE WE LEAVE!!!



Tuesday, March 24, 2009 

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As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.

In Moscow, Igor Panarin's Forecasts Are All the Rage; America 'Disintegrates' in 2010



MOSCOW
-- For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the
U.S. will fall apart in 2010. For most of that time, he admits, few
took his argument -- that an economic and moral collapse will trigger a
civil war and the eventual breakup of the U.S. -- very seriously. Now
he's found an eager audience: Russian state media.

[Prof. Panarin]

Igor Panarin

In recent
weeks, he's been interviewed as much as twice a day about his
predictions. "It's a record," says Prof. Panarin. "But I think the
attention is going to grow even stronger."

Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB
analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for
future diplomats. He is invited to Kremlin receptions, lectures
students, publishes books, and appears in the media as an expert on
U.S.-Russia relations.

But it's his bleak forecast for the U.S. that is music to the ears
of the Kremlin, which in recent years has blamed Washington for
everything from instability in the Middle East to the global financial
crisis. Mr. Panarin's views also fit neatly with the Kremlin's
narrative that Russia is returning to its rightful place on the world
stage after the weakness of the 1990s, when many feared that the
country would go economically and politically bankrupt and break into
separate territories.

A polite and cheerful man with a buzz cut, Mr. Panarin insists he
does not dislike Americans. But he warns that the outlook for them is
dire.

"There's a 55-45% chance right now that disintegration will occur,"
he says. "One could rejoice in that process," he adds, poker-faced.
"But if we're talking reasonably, it's not the best scenario -- for
Russia." Though Russia would become more powerful on the global stage,
he says, its economy would suffer because it currently depends heavily
on the dollar and on trade with the U.S.

Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic
decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and
the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July,
he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting
to Russian control.

In addition to increasing coverage in state media, which are tightly
controlled by the Kremlin, Mr. Panarin's ideas are now being widely
discussed among local experts. He presented his theory at a recent
roundtable discussion at the Foreign Ministry. The country's top
international relations school has hosted him as a keynote speaker.
During an appearance on the state TV channel Rossiya, the station cut
between his comments and TV footage of lines at soup kitchens and
crowds of homeless people in the U.S. The professor has also been
featured on the Kremlin's English-language propaganda channel, Russia
Today.

Mr. Panarin's apocalyptic vision "reflects a very pronounced degree
of anti-Americanism in Russia today," says Vladimir Pozner, a prominent
TV journalist in Russia. "It's much stronger than it was in the Soviet
Union."

Mr. Pozner and other Russian commentators and experts on the U.S.
dismiss Mr. Panarin's predictions. "Crazy ideas are not usually
discussed by serious people," says Sergei Rogov, director of the
government-run Institute for U.S. and Canadian Studies, who thinks Mr.
Panarin's theories don't hold water.

Mr. Panarin's résumé includes many years in the Soviet KGB, an
experience shared by other top Russian officials. His office, in
downtown Moscow, shows his national pride, with pennants on the wall
bearing the emblem of the FSB, the KGB's successor agency. It is also
full of statuettes of eagles; a double-headed eagle was the symbol of
czarist Russia.

The professor says he began his career in the KGB in 1976. In
post-Soviet Russia, he got a doctorate in political science, studied
U.S. economics, and worked for FAPSI, then the Russian equivalent of
the U.S. National Security Agency. He says he did strategy forecasts
for then-President Boris Yeltsin, adding that the details are
"classified."

In September 1998, he attended a conference in Linz, Austria,
devoted to information warfare, the use of data to get an edge over a
rival. It was there, in front of 400 fellow delegates, that he first
presented his theory about the collapse of the U.S. in 2010.

"When I pushed the button on my computer and the map of the United
States disintegrated, hundreds of people cried out in surprise," he
remembers. He says most in the audience were skeptical. "They didn't
believe me."

At the end of the presentation, he says many delegates asked him to autograph copies of the map showing a dismembered U.S.

He based the forecast on classified data supplied to him by FAPSI
analysts, he says. He predicts that economic, financial and demographic
trends will provoke a political and social crisis in the U.S. When the
going gets tough, he says, wealthier states will withhold funds from
the federal government and effectively secede from the union. Social
unrest up to and including a civil war will follow. The U.S. will then
split along ethnic lines, and foreign powers will move in.

California will form the nucleus of what he calls "The Californian
Republic," and will be part of China or under Chinese influence. Texas
will be the heart of "The Texas Republic," a cluster of states that
will go to Mexico or fall under Mexican influence. Washington, D.C.,
and New York will be part of an "Atlantic America" that may join the
European Union. Canada will grab a group of Northern states Prof.
Panarin calls "The Central North American Republic." Hawaii, he
suggests, will be a protectorate of Japan or China, and Alaska will be
subsumed into Russia.

"It would be reasonable for Russia to lay claim to Alaska; it was
part of the Russian Empire for a long time." A framed satellite image
of the Bering Strait that separates Alaska from Russia like a thread
hangs from his office wall. "It's not there for no reason," he says
with a sly grin.

Interest in his forecast revived this fall when he published an
article in Izvestia, one of Russia's biggest national dailies. In it,
he reiterated his theory, called U.S. foreign debt "a pyramid scheme,"
and predicted China and Russia would usurp Washington's role as a
global financial regulator.

Americans hope President-elect Barack Obama "can work miracles," he
wrote. "But when spring comes, it will be clear that there are no
miracles."

The article prompted a question about the White House's reaction to
Prof. Panarin's forecast at a December news conference. "I'll have to
decline to comment," spokeswoman Dana Perino said amid much laughter.

For Prof. Panarin, Ms. Perino's response was significant. "The way
the answer was phrased was an indication that my views are being
listened to very carefully," he says.

The professor says he's convinced that people are taking his theory
more seriously. People like him have forecast similar cataclysms
before, he says, and been right. He cites French political scientist
Emmanuel Todd. Mr. Todd is famous for having rightly forecast the
demise of the Soviet Union -- 15 years beforehand. "When he forecast
the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1976, people laughed at him," says
Prof. Panarin.

[Igor Panarin]

Write to Andrew Osborn at andrew.osborn@wsj.com

Monday, November 10, 2008 

to keep pace with late 90's internet culture we have decided to purchase our own domain name. are we officially a "dot com"? probably not but watch our stock prices plummet anyway! the new web address simply redirects you to this myspace profile and is slightly easier to remember than www.myspace.com/problemwithdragons but only SLIGHTLY.

here it is...
www.problemwithdragons.com

Monday, October 13, 2008 

Category: Music

The Grand Band Slam showcase was yesterday at Maximum Capacity and Sara and I had fun playing our songs. But I believe we had more fun catching the two and a half song set from Problems With Dragons. Where singer Rob Ives (Ursa) urged everyone to "Capacitate!" several times over before becoming ultimately frustrated at the lack of audience and stopping four bars into one of their songs and flying the national dual birds towards the virtually empty parking lot.

posted by Mark Schwaber on Masslive.com 10/5/2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS has posted a new DEMO of JESUS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. go to our page now and LISTEN!

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS has booked a short summer tour. come out and see us rock. we will have a ton of fun. we need your $$$. gas is nuts!

also help us fillin/book a couple dates. especially JULY 7, and JULY 10. we will play almost anywhere. let us crash at your house!!!

okay here are the TOURDATES:

SAT JULY 5 VALENTINE'S ALBANY, NY
SUN JULY 6 CHAMPIONS TRENTON, NJ
MON JULY 7 HELP US!!! (NY, NJ, MD, PA)
TUE JULY 8 SMILING MOOSE PITTSBURG, PA
WED JULY 9 SADIE RENE'S NORTH CANTON, OH
THU JULY 10 HELP US!!! (OHIO, ERIE, PA)
FRI JULY 11 MERLINS BUFFALO, NY
SAT JULY 12 HELP US!!! (UPSTATE NY, VT)

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS has posted a new DEMO of FAILURES. go to our page now and LISTEN!!!

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS posted another DEMO of  DEATH BLOSSUM. go to our page now and LISTEN!!!

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS has some new videos on YOUTUBE. taken live at the IRON HORSE. thank you MARK SHEEHAN for the vids and for helping us get on the show.

LINKS TO VIDS:
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=ZFv4Pf2DcLg
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=KIt_5UDbJEg&feature=related

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS has a new video up on MYSPACE VIDEO. it is from our last BASEMENT show. it was SAUCY JESSIE'S going away party. the song is 'BETRAYUS'. thank you CHER/LOCAL MEDIA for the video.

LINKL TO VIDEO:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33408502

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS needs any pics or videos you have taken. please email them to this myspace or pibetousan@hotmail.com. you can also post them as a comment on our myspace page.

PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS next local show is MAY 17th at THE BRASS CAT in EASTHAMPTON, MA. with THE UNCOMFORTABLES, and ZEBU.

BRASS CAT:
http://www.hampmusic.com/index.cfm?v=9

LINK TO FLYER:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/globalzerorecords/Flyers/ProblemWithDragonsFlyer.jpg


did we forget anything???

xoxoxoxo
PROBLEM WITH DRAGONS
www. myspace. com/problemwithdragons

Monday, March 17, 2008 

Category: Friends

thanks for coming out to elevens last night and thanks for sticking around to the very brutal end. we had a lot of fun and hope you did as well. let’s party harder next time and let’s party again soon!!!

our next show is friday april 18th in palmer. it is the spinning monkey festival. should be a good time. tix are $25 so if you have a spare kidney to sell come on out and see us rock that place!

our next northampton show is monday april 21st at the iron horse. tix for that are somewhere between $10 and $13. dark oars (holyoke) and dead meadow (los angeles) are playing. i saw dark oars last week and they were really good. i’ve heard dead meadow is really good too. we would like to sell you some tickets for this show. please message us if you are interested. i know it’s a lot of money to commit in these dark times but i promise you it will be a total fucking party!!!

thanks again!

ursa
problem with dragons
www.myspace.com/problemwithdragons

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 

Category: Music