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Monday, December 28, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Music
Be sure to tune in tonight at 7pm Eastern, 4pm Pacific to Howard 101, Sirius XM Satellite Radio for an all new Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, and my Year End Rear End Show! I'm featuring 20 songs and bits on the subject of "Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes!" inspired by a scene from the movie, "Team America, World Police".

Look at the show contents and playlist below. (along with links to the various artist websites).

I hope you tune in for an hour of music and fun!
Thanks-
Red

www.redpeters.com

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The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour

Year End Rear End Show

Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes!

(Original Airdate December 28, 2009)

7pm ET Sirius XM Satellite Radio, Howard 101

replays New Years Eve and Day

 ....

1.Sirius intro  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

2.Hamster intro/I Can’t Say These Things- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com

3. RED open

4. Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes! From the movie, “Team America, World Police” http://www.teamamerica.com/

5. My Dick- Mickey Avalon  http://www.mickeyavalon.com/

6. Waving My Dick In The Wind- Ween  http://www.ween.com/

7. Rock Out With Your Cock Out- 4.5” Raw  www.therawmusic.com

8. I Like Puttin’ My Dick In Stuff- marc  www.sickanimation.com

9. Enormous Penis- DaVinci’s Notebook  www.paulandstorm.com

10. My Girl’s Pussy- Robert Crumb  http://www.crumbproducts.com/

11. I’m Just A Cunt- Maclean & Maclean  http://www.macleanandmaclean.com/

12. Armpit Vagina- Michael Gaughan  http://www.myspace.com/michaelgaughan

13. Vagina Man- Craig Shoemaker  http://www.craigshoemaker.com/....

14. Vagina- Pig Vomit  http://www.myspace.com/thevibratones

15. You Suck- The Yeastie Girlz  http://www.myspace.com/yeastiegirlzofficial....

16. Do You Take It In The Ass?- The Wet Spots  http://www.wetspotsmusic.net/

17. Stool Specimen- Robert Schimmel  http://www.robertschimmel.com/....

18. Funky Butt Lovin’- Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends  http://www.dbkte.com/

19. Assbasing- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

20. I-95 Song (Asshole Song)- August Campbell and The Spur Of The Moment Band  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gO8XLb4ug

21. Shit Your Pants- Robert Schimmel  www.robertschimmel.com

22. He’s An Asshole- Francine, The Queen Of Obscene  www.myspace.com/francinesfunnystuff....

23. Have Another Drink On Me- Mr. Dickie Weed  http://www.myspace.com/dickieweed

24. RED close....

25. The Closing Song- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

26. Sirius Close  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

 ....

“It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Volume 1” is on sale at iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody, and all fine music download sites everywhere!

 ....

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holy-s-its-christmas/id340166633?i=340166770&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

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Saturday, December 26, 2009 

Current mood:  crazy
Category: Music
Season's Greetings Earthlings!

Be sure to tune in this Monday December 28, 2009 at 7pm ET, 4pm Pacific to my Year End Rear End Show on Sirius XM, Howard 101!

I'll play some of my favorite tunes, some old, some new, as inspired by my favorite movie, "Team America, World Police". Actually, it's a scene from the film, when Chip, who goes on a bender, is in a bar and he gets a lecture from an old drunk!

He explains that there are 3 kinds of people. Dicks, Pussies and Assholes! His description makes Chip vomit bigtime. Did you ever see a marionette projectile vomit? It's a must see scene, and a must see movie!

Anyway, that gave me the idea to split my 3 sections of my one hour show into, Part A- DICKS. Part B- PUSSIES. And Part C- ASSHOLES!

The show is a lot of fun. Check out the playlist below.

And have a happy New Year!!!
love-
Red

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The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour

Year End Rear End Show

Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes!

(Original Airdate December 28, 2009)

7pm ET Sirius XM Satellite Radio, Howard 101

replays New Years Eve and Day

 ....

1.Sirius intro  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

2.Hamster intro/I Can’t Say These Things- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com

3. RED open

4. Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes! From the movie, “Team America, World Police” http://www.teamamerica.com/

5. My Dick- Mickey Avalon  http://www.mickeyavalon.com/

6. Waving My Dick In The Wind- Ween  http://www.ween.com/

7. Rock Out With Your Cock Out- 4.5” Raw  www.therawmusic.com

8. I Like Puttin’ My Dick In Stuff- marc  www.sickanimation.com

9. Enormous Penis- DaVinci’s Notebook  www.paulandstorm.com

10. My Girl’s Pussy- Robert Crumb  http://www.crumbproducts.com/

11. I’m Just A Cunt- Maclean & Maclean  http://www.macleanandmaclean.com/

12. Armpit Vagina- Michael Gaughan  http://www.myspace.com/michaelgaughan

13. Vagina Man- Craig Shoemaker  http://www.craigshoemaker.com/....

14. Vagina- Pig Vomit  http://www.myspace.com/thevibratones

15. You Suck- The Yeastie Girlz  http://www.myspace.com/yeastiegirlzofficial....

16. Do You Take It In The Ass?- The Wet Spots  http://www.wetspotsmusic.net/

17. Stool Specimen- Robert Schimmel  http://www.robertschimmel.com/....

18. Funky Butt Lovin’- Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends  http://www.dbkte.com/

19. Assbasing- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

20. I-95 Song (Asshole Song)- August Campbell and The Spur Of The Moment Band  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gO8XLb4ug

21. Shit Your Pants- Robert Schimmel  www.robertschimmel.com

22. He’s An Asshole- Francine, The Queen Of Obscene  www.myspace.com/francinesfunnystuff....

23. Have Another Drink On Me- Mr. Dickie Weed  http://www.myspace.com/dickieweed

24. RED close....

25. The Closing Song- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

26. Sirius Close  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

 ....

“It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Volume 1” is on sale at iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody, and all fine music download sites everywhere!

 ....

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holy-s-its-christmas/id340166633?i=340166770&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Music
Season's Greetings Earthlings!

By now, you're ready to strangle the closest person to you. The pressures of the holidays have you ready to snap. You can't take it any longer.

So, what do you do?

Listen to, "It's A Red Peters Christmas! Part 2", tonight at 7pm Eastern, 4pm Pacific on Howard 101, Sirius XM Satellite Radio, of course!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fudge your undies!

Check out and enjoy the playlist below.


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The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour

It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Part Two

(Original Airdate December 23, 2009)

7pm ET Sirius XM Satellite Radio, Howard 101

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1.Sirius intro  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

2.Hamster intro/I Can’t Say These Things- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com

3. RED open

4. Fuck Christmas- Eric Idle  http://www.eric-idle.com/

5. It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls- The Beaver Boys  http://www.myspace.com/thebeaverboys

6. I Farted On Santa’s Lap- The Little Stinkers  http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/TheLittleStinkers

7. Angel In The Tree- Jackie Martling  www.jokeland.com

8. Santa Santa- Jackie West  http://www.myspace.com/jackwest66

9. Merry Fucking Christmas- Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hankey%27s_Christmas_Classics 

10. I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas- The Dan Band  www.thedanband.com

11. The Christmas Gift- Durwood Douche  http://www.discogs.com/artist/Durwood+Douche

12. Chanooka- Lewis Black  www.lewisblack.com

13. Give The Jew Girl Toys- Sarah Silverman  www.sarahsilvermanonline.com

14. I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas- Nerf Herder  www.nerfherder.net

15. Merry Christmas From The Taggarts- The Billionaires Club  http://www.billionairesclubhouse.com/

16. Fuck Christmas- Fear  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_%28band%29

17. Hap Hap Happy Christmas- Chevy Chase from the movie, “Christmas Vacation” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/

18. Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year- Tiny Tim  http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/santa-claus-has-got-aids-this-year/id340166633?i=340166897

19. Merry Fuckin’ Christmas- Denis Leary  www.denisleary.com

20. Bring Me A Present- Billy Bob Thornton from the movie, “Bad Santa” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/....

21. Tired Of Cleaning Reindeer Shit Off My Roof- Alabama Big Earl  www.alabamabigearl.com....

22. Xmas- Lewis Black  www.lewisblack.com

23. Lonely Jew On Christmas- Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hankey%27s_Christmas_Classics....

24. Christmas Tree- Jim Gaffigan  www.jimgaffigan.com....

25. You Ain’t Getting’ Shit For Christmas!- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

26. RED close....

27. The Closing Song- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

28. Sirius Close  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

 ....

“It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Volume 1” is on sale at iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody, and all fine music download sites everywhere!

 ....

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holy-s-its-christmas/id340166633?i=340166770&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

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Monday, December 21, 2009 

Current mood:  cheerful
Category: Music
Season's Greetings Earthlings!

Stressed and fed up to here with the pressures of the holidays? Then don't miss, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!" Part One, TONIGHT at 7pm ET on Howard 101, Sirius XM Satellite Radio! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fudge your holiday undies!

Check out the playlist below!


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The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour

It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Part One

(Original Airdate December 21, 2009)

7pm ET Sirius XM Satellite Radio, Howard 101

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1.Sirius intro  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

2.Hamster intro/I Can’t Say These Things- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com

3. RED open

4. Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com

5. Staying For A While- from the movie, “Bad Santa” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/

6. Herpes Infected Elf- Pooch  www.poochradio.com

7. Merry Fucking Christmas- Those Dreaded Gnats  www.thosedreadedgnats.com

8. Cold Blooded Christmas- Jon Lajoie  www.jonlajoie.com

9. Great Big Xmas Balls- Q  http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/great-big-christmas-balls/id340166633?i=340166792

10. Sno’ Balls- Rudy Casoni  www.myspace.com/rudycasoni

11. Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass- The Arrogant Worms  www.arrogantworms.com

12. Gangsta Rap Xmas- No Talent  www.myspace.com/mrbogus00

13. Silent Butt Deadly Night- Jingle Smells  http://www.oglio.com/webs/pages/artists/JingleSmellsSmellyHoliday.shtml

14. Interview With Jesus- George Carlin  www.georgecarlin.com

15. Gimme Stuff- Rappy McRapperson  www.rappymcrapperson.com

16. A Christmas Warning- El Privates  www.myspace.com/elprivates

17. Christmastime In Hell- Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hankey%27s_Christmas_Classics

18. If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas- Joe Pesci  http://www.amazon.com/Vincent-Laguardia-Gambini-Sings-Just/dp/B00000DCHN....

19. Naughty Or Nice- Francine, The Queen Of Obscene   www.myspace.com/francinesfunnystuff....

20. She Gave Me Blue Balls For Christmas- Lil’ Mikey Roohan  http://site.littlemikeyonline.com/Little_Mikey_s_World.html

21. Here Comes Fatty Claus- Rudolph & The Gang  http://www.amazon.com/John-Waters-Christmas-Various-Artists/dp/B00065GHWE....

22. Happy Chrismahanukkwanzaa- Page Jackson  http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/christmahanukkwanzaa/id344882518

23. RED close....

24. The Closing Song- Red Peters  www.redpeters.com....

25. Sirius Close  http://www.sirius.com/howardstern

 ....

“It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Volume 1” is on sale at iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody, and all fine music download sites everywhere!

 ....

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holy-s-its-christmas/id340166633?i=340166770&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

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Friday, December 18, 2009 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Music
Season's Greetings Earthlings!

What better way to express how you feel about the holidays than downloading the song that says it all! That's right, "Holy Shit, It's Christmas!", a song I recorded with The New Christy Hamsters way back in 1995. Those wiseass little pricks!

That's ok, we eventually got a good take and it's now available at iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody, and all fine download sites.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holy-s-its-christmas/id340166633?i=340166770

And the entire collection of holiday songs, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. #1" is hilarious and priceless!

Or you can pick-up the original and best selling album, "I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!", which includes "Holy Shit, It's Christmas!", "How's Your Whole... Family?", "Blow Me", "Dog Named Stains", "You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)", and many more!

http://www.amazon.com/Red-Peters/e/B000AP5JOW/ref=s9_dpt_sa_music

There's so much good music for hours of enjoyment and laughter. Check out all my cds.

Thank-you very much and have a great holiday!

love,
Red

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 

Current mood:  anxious
Category: Music
Seasons Greetings!

I'm doing a phoner with Howard Stern at approximately 7am ET on Howard 100, Sirius XM satellite radio! We will discuss my new holiday collection, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!, Volume 1" and also talk about my two hilarious Christmas shows that air December 21 (Part 1) and December 23 (Part 2) at 7pm ET on Howard 101, and my Yearend Rear End Show that airs December 28 at 7pm ET on Howard 101.

I hope you can tune in, and be sure to go to iTunes, amazon, oglio, napster, rhapsody and all other fine music download sites to buy my new holiday collection to enjoy over Christmas! You'll laugh your ass off!

Thanks a pantload and have a Merry Christmas!
Red
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Music
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Holiday Greetings Earthlings!

In my effort to feature 18 wacked songs in 18 days from my new holiday collection, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!", today I offer you #18, "You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by (yours truly) Red Peters! ....

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http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-aint-gettin-s-for-christmas/id340166633?i=340166900....

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And be sure to check out and visit my website at-....

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http://www.redpeters.com/....

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And for shits and giggles, check out all 18 of these hilarious, one of a kind holiday songs at these fine download sites!....


iTUNES
With iTunes Button
Red Peters - It's
a Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1

Direct Link to iTunes
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=YB*h5WVK8B0&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Falbum%252Fholy-s-its-christmas%252Fid340166633%253Fi%253D340166770%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30

AMAZON
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Red-Peters-Christmas-Explicit/dp/B002X35M4Q?&camp=212361&linkCode=wsw&tag=wwwogliocom-20&creative=384613

OGLIO
http://www.oglio.com/store/RedPeters-Christmas1.html

NAPSTER
http://free.napster.com/view/album/index.html?id=13433699

RHAPSODY
http://www.rhapsody.com/album/its-a-red-peters-christmas-volume-1


I hope you have a great fucking holiday!....


peace and love,
Red Peters....

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009 

Current mood:  relaxed
.... .. .. .. .. Holiday Greetings Earthlings!


In my effort to feature 18 wacked songs in 18 days from my new holiday collection, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!", today I offer you #17, "Santa Claus has Got The AIDS” by Tiny Tim! ....

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http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/santa-claus-has-got-aids-this-year/id340166633?i=340166897....

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And check out and visit his website at-....

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http://www.tinytim.org/....

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And for shits and giggles, check out all 18 of these hilarious, one of a kind holiday songs at these fine download sites!....


iTUNES
With iTunes Button
Red Peters - It's
a Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1

Direct Link to iTunes
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=YB*h5WVK8B0&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Falbum%252Fholy-s-its-christmas%252Fid340166633%253Fi%253D340166770%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30

AMAZON
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Red-Peters-Christmas-Explicit/dp/B002X35M4Q?&camp=212361&linkCode=wsw&tag=wwwogliocom-20&creative=384613

OGLIO
http://www.oglio.com/store/RedPeters-Christmas1.html

NAPSTER
http://free.napster.com/view/album/index.html?id=13433699

RHAPSODY
http://www.rhapsody.com/album/its-a-red-peters-christmas-volume-1


I hope you have a great fucking holiday!....


peace and love,
Red Peters....

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Sunday, December 13, 2009 

Current mood:  naughty
Category: Music
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Holiday Greetings Earthlings!

In my effort to feature 18 wacked songs in 18 days from my new holiday collection, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!", today I offer you #16, "Gimme Stuff” by Rappy McRapperson! ....

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http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gimme-stuff/id340166633?i=340166896....

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While you’re at it, visit him and add him as a friend at- ....

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http://www.myspace.com/rappymcraperson....

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And check out his website at-....

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http://www.rappymcrapperson.com/....

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And for shits and giggles, check out all 18 of these hilarious, one of a kind holiday songs at these fine download sites!....


iTUNES
With iTunes Button
Red Peters - It's
a Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1

Direct Link to iTunes
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=YB*h5WVK8B0&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Falbum%252Fholy-s-its-christmas%252Fid340166633%253Fi%253D340166770%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30

AMAZON
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Red-Peters-Christmas-Explicit/dp/B002X35M4Q?&camp=212361&linkCode=wsw&tag=wwwogliocom-20&creative=384613

OGLIO
http://www.oglio.com/store/RedPeters-Christmas1.html

NAPSTER
http://free.napster.com/view/album/index.html?id=13433699

RHAPSODY
http://www.rhapsody.com/album/its-a-red-peters-christmas-volume-1


I hope you have a great fucking holiday!....


peace and love,
Red Peters....

Saturday, December 12, 2009 

Current mood:  silly
Category: Music
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Holiday Greetings Earthlings!

In my effort to feature 18 wacked songs in 18 days from my new holiday collection, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!", today I offer you #15, "Gangsta Rap Xmas” by No Talent! ....

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http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gangsta-rap-christmas/id340166633?i=340166893....

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While you’re at it, visit him and add him as a friend at- ....

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http://www.myspace.com/mrbogus00....

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And for shits and giggles, check out all 18 of these hilarious, one of a kind holiday songs at these fine download sites!....


iTUNES
With iTunes Button
Red Peters - It's
a Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1

Direct Link to iTunes
http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=YB*h5WVK8B0&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Falbum%252Fholy-s-its-christmas%252Fid340166633%253Fi%253D340166770%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30

AMAZON
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Red-Peters-Christmas-Explicit/dp/B002X35M4Q?&camp=212361&linkCode=wsw&tag=wwwogliocom-20&creative=384613

OGLIO
http://www.oglio.com/store/RedPeters-Christmas1.html

NAPSTER
http://free.napster.com/view/album/index.html?id=13433699

RHAPSODY
http://www.rhapsody.com/album/its-a-red-peters-christmas-volume-1


I hope you have a great fucking holiday!....


peace and love,
Red Peters....