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Age: 18
Sign: Capricorn

City: Miami
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/11/2005

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
To the beat of 'Twas the night before Christmas' and 'I'm a little teapot'


It was boring and bright
And all the children played,
While a select few
Had something good to say.
"Lets make a song
that sounds like christmas!"
Said one little girl whose last name was Schmitmas.
And so the song came to be made
And in their minds forever to remain.
"Dear Andy, dear andy!" the child sure did call,
"I made you a song you could sing at the mall!"

"I'm a little christmas tree,
Short and stout,
Here is my tinsel,
Here is my star.
When I get all lit up
Watch me burn,
Run through the house and trip over ferns"

Andy was struck like the ground is by lightning;
"By golly gee, this sure is enlightening!".
And so the two made their way to the mall,
Dancing and singing and having a ball!
11:58 PM 
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Friday, November 09, 2007 
    I'm sure everyone has gone to a fast food resturant and either asked for dipping sauce or have been asked for dipping sauce. The real question here is how much dipping sauce does one really need? Sometimes the people behind the counter give you three,measly ketchup packets...for two meals. What is that? Oh yeah,I'm most definitely going to drown in a fatal sea of ketchup now. So then there I am, enjoying a delicious batch of fries,that could be deliciously deadly...with some ketchup. But how can one enjoy some devily goodness without enough ketchup? And those ketchup packets are so inconvienient...You can't scoop the fry in the ketchup packet, drown it in sauce, or just lightly speckle the sides. Inconvinient ketchup...Should be called setchu'up,since you're going to have to get up again to get more packets and probably by a soda or something while you're there.
    Whenever you need to get more ketchup,you wonder; Should I ask? Should I ask...powerfully? Should I be nice? Should I just not ask at all? How about another type of sauce? So either way, if you do decide to go up there, you ask, and they usually, USUALLY, give you what you need. Now, you're all...packed and ready. Ready to enjoy...your friesssssss. But there's barely any left....This bring about the next dilemma. You have 1 completely closed,little box of barbeque sauce and half of one left. You stare. You think. What to do,what to do with the delectable sauce? You can't just throw it away...I mean,think of all the ethiopian kids who'd kill just for a lick of the spicy goodness! You don't want to keep it either...What are you going to do with barbeque sauce at home? Face it, not much of the population uses it at home. So now...You throw it away. Just poof; Goodbye,farewell,so long, arrivederci. You walk away, stomach full,smile on your face, at the expense of one lone,brave,tiny box of...barbeque sauce.
12:47 AM 
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Saturday, November 03, 2007 
    You know,many don't notice but...A period--->'.'<---Is a very powerful little dot and function of grammar. Let me show you...Go to hell. That's a very serious 'Go to hell' if you ask me. It feels like there's someone staring you down with a cold stare. Now if I said

Go to hell

That leaves a lot unexplained. I could be screaming 'Go to hell!' or about to say 'Go to hell, you worthless bag of flesh' and so on and so forth. Plus,it kind of sounds like a joke

Go to hell

And then people start laughing. You get me? No,no I don't think you do...Or you could...

Go to hell...

Sounds like a very soft,weakened insult...Doesn't it? So yes,a period is very strong,isn't it? And...If you don't write with periods, it could be the simple,most annoying pet peeve ever...like...Hello my name is lissy I am 16 years old I go to Southridge this is a really long,run on sentence it has no periods whatsoever can't you tell? Well,trust me,it gets much worse than that.
5:03 AM 
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Sunday, October 07, 2007 
    When you think about it...And you're ranting about one thing, you come to noticed that there are hundreds and thousands of things to rant about; Things you don't even know about yet that are there to rant about. So what is there that isn't 'rantable' material?....Not much,really...Perhaps...maybe food? No,not really,there's rant potential there, especially since some foods are such an anomaly. I really like that word, anomaly...Could I rant about 'anomaly'? Maybe not. Is there a single thing out there that is absolutely,in no way, rant material? And what is it with adults from 'back in the day' that seriously do not understand how the world came to be? People don't just 'pop' out of nowhere, and the Earth, as a huge great mass, didn't just zoom into the picture. Look here, you fruitcakes, take a science class. How in the world are you going to tell the young people who are CURRENTLY, and I say currently, taking multiple science courses that evolution does not exist and that no, bacteria is not harmful. Following the day old battle of 'poisonous gasses are just poisonous...Don't make it so complicated.' Um,hello? Death by poison is not complicated...It all has to do with enzymes. "Que? N-simes?"....:: sigh::.....I rest my case.
3:17 PM 
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