1. It was our biggest radio hit, it hardly needs the exposure.
2. If you can't spell "Roll", then don't make the request, you're only embarrassing yourself.
3. The song is easily available to download free or to buy in shops on "Twisted" or "Hatful of Rain".
4. Our page is to tell you about what we are doing now, not what we did in 1994.
5. It may have bought us houses, and for that we respect it but as a worthy foe not a favoured friend.
6. It's too fast to catch any meaning. In fact it is so quick, it is positively glib.
7. The memory of the video makes us shudder.
8. Phonetically translated into Korean the title means "Arrive Those Bucket".
9. It lacks the imperceptible purring of a soul.
10. It was actually written by Scientologists.

If you're still not happy, there are plenty more reasons where they came from.
Lots of love, kids,

Justin and Iain