Ryan and I went to see a baseball game the other day, which isn't too amazing, except for the fact that it was my first baseball game ever! I wouldn't consider myself a baseball fan, or even someone who's remotely interested in it, but there's really something to the live game. The lights, the crowd, the ball boy who couldn't catch a ball to save his life, the free bobblehead, and a lion shooting hotdogs out of a cannon are only a few of the things that have now made me a believer in the American way; Hell, I might just have to go get one of them SUVs fully equipped with the  W '04 sticker! No, seriously go to a baseball game it'll change your life. The Royals even won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Yours truly,

    Jose

Some of the members of the LoDiv are in the midst of handling a few lets call them "legals".  We are finding that it has been very hard for us not to crank the lets keep it real-o-meter to 11.  A good level for some of us is to keep it at about 4 or 5 so we stay out of trouble.  This blog is a call to arms for anyone who is our friend that sees us maybe getting a little too real to calm us the hell down.  We are also accepting applications for anyone who would like to hang out with us and keep our keeping it real levels moderate.  You will be in charge of giving us beer, but Jesus Christ if we say we are going to Mcdonalds at 5 in the morning beat our stupid heads in with a baseball bat.  You will also after the inevitable moment when we finally do keep it too real again to help us leave the area.  We will accept applications  by mail, phone, or email.  Anyways Long Division sends its love to all our friends and many lovers, keep it real Ryan 

  I'm sorry y'all, but I honestly cannot figure out how to post a comment. Someone should tell me how. I think I actually posted one to Kevinator, but it must have been by accident, because I sure as hell can't seem to do it now.

             Don't think less of me,

                             Jose

"Nothing in life is more exhilarating as to be shot at without result" Winston Churchill
"You can thank me for feeling alive; Jose"  Ryan Gee
It is all about lessons learned man, my thumb is still really jammed.  When my back is against the wall you got to give em' the Knucks

Yeah, why don't you tell the people why I'm getting death threats from drunken existentialists.

Jose