We're recording a new EP which we're calling Voller Knoll Act 1.  The guy recording it is Bill Moriarty.  Bill is the super genius magician who is in the local papers up and down the east coast every week for his brilliant engineering work.  We're coming down to the last half of our week recording and thus far it's all gone quite well.

Also: everything is straight to 24" tape.  I'm not trying to be a snob or a butt about it, it's just a personal dream of ours to make an album on tape using tube driven equipment and commit it to vinyl.  Hopefully we can get both wishes.

The track list is: I'm a Lying Fuck, Is Never Fast Enough?, Nobody's that Smart, and Delicate Woman.  We've got a demo up of I'm a Lying Fuck on our myspace, and you can hear my personal rendition of Delicate Woman on the Josh Jones myspace, myspace, myspace, myspace.

The plan is to record 2 more sets of 4 song EPs within the next year and jam it all onto one big pancake.  Think about that.

We're going to try to have a record release party by or before November and WIZARD.

Yeah, we did an interview.  No big woop for us Famous Amos types.  The next issue of the Compendium will be featuring us, UNIVOX, in all our articulate and unintelligable splendor.  Interviewer, Kevin, likes our band, and if your reading this you either are with him, or have an obsessive vendetta against us.  It's our thang.

We're going to be doing some classy weekend shows this September, one of which is our first adventure into Brooklyn with LGM, among others, at Tommy's Tavern.  I'm skipping a friend's marriage to do this, so cross your toes.  ALSO! exciting! we're playing with a british band, Lake Me, September 9th at the Tritone in Philadelphia.  Make sure you come out and freak out, because they're british and we're incredible.  Incredible.  Just try to credib us, I dare you.

Finally, the album release.  The forking, ship-kicking album release.  We don't have the money to mass produce the thing, so we've gone ahead and created a short run of about 80 copies with 3 color screen-printed, hand-made cases.  It's not ideal, but if we had money we probably wouldn't have the motivation to be so incredible, said the poor failure in a feeble attempt to rationalize his position as romantic rather than desperate, and pitiful.

I love you all.  We all love you all, very much, and we're very proud of you, and nothing will ever change that.

Sincerly,

UNIVOX and Dad

The recordings are finished.  We hope you like them.  Soon there will be copies available for purchase.  Or, you can buy them now, on this site with virtual money.

In the meantime, check out the musical acts of the guys who produced the EP: Gang, Young Samuel, and Tomorrow Tomorrow, all local to Philly.

Sam is making it right.  By March, real recordings of our, ahem, amazing songs with his magic touches and St. Digital's blessings we'll have a damn album, uh!  Do something!

We just finished Pi, and Mind Traveler's Song (both written by Joe Bonaventura in his formative years).  Hopefully you'll be able to hear them tomorrow.  It looks like Delicate Woman and I am I am won't make it onto the album, so I'll make them downloadable for tonight and tomorrow morning so don't waste time brushing your teeth or sucking on toes or whatever sick ass things you do in the dark with your kidnapees.  Jeez Louise!

Where's the harm in that?  You gotta take everything apart, put it back together and then whatta you get?  Another drum track and you don't even like the way it sounds, AAAAGGGHH!  Anyways, we did more recording in our cave today, and we goit a drum sound that sounds great and stays great, so there.  In the mean time, no new taxes, Bright Lady Light is nearly complete, as is Mind Traveler's Song, so you're all gonna get samples of that action on thisSpace soon, bro.  Or sis.  Whatever.

Also, did you ever notice how awesome bands have videos that go with their songs, even though that shits got nothing to do with anything?  Well we starte thinking, hey, why not make a video about something that's got nothing to do with our music for our music?  The answer is, because you sons of bitches out there that don't know anything about our music aren't coming up with ideas for us to realize.

C'mon! Mush!