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Friday, February 13, 2009 

Current mood:  triumphant
Category: Sports

(taken from derbynewsnetwork.com)

Broad St. Butchers Cut Up River City, 138-75








PHILADELPHIA,
PA -- The all-star team from River City, Poe's Punishers, jumped out to
a quick surprising lead over Philly's local team Broad Street Butchers,
but the Butchers took control of the game from the Richmond visitors
about halfway through the first half and never gave it back, rolling to
a win 138-75.
While both teams seemed to fight with some endurance troubles that
left them unable to capitalize on opportunities, especially in the
second half, it was the Butchers playing a more cohesive defense that
excelled at taking advantage of power play situations, which would make
the difference in the end.
River City's early lead was actually built on jammer penalties for
the Butchers, as the Butchers lost jammer Shenita Stretcher on the
opening jam and jammer Sunshine Skate to the penalty box on the third
jam. That opened the door for four straight lead jams for River City,
who consistently relied on a three jammer rotation of Shake and Baker,
Paris Kills and Raven Darkhold that brought them to a 20-3 lead 7
minutes into the bout.
But the Butchers started getting back on the board once they were
able to keep their jammers on the track. Jam 9, between Shenita
Stretcher for the Butchers and Shake and Baker for RCR, would be a
turning point. With the score 22-9 for River City, Shenita took lead
jammer and a quick 4 points and decided to gamble in going for more
while Shake and Baker remained stuck in pack. It paid off when SNB took
a fall in her first scoring pass, allowing for a 8-2 Butchers win.
River City had an especially unfortunate break on the following jam,
where RCR's Raven Darkhold had lead jammer and tried to call off the in
the middle of her scoring pass after tumbling -- but her jam ref,
looking the other way to report a penalty, didn't see her making the
signal for a few critical seconds, allowing Butchers jammer Antidote to
get into the pack and turn what would have been a 2-0 loss into a 3-2
win while Darkhold tried to get the jam called.
Two jams later, it would fall apart for River City, as RCR jammer
Shake and Baker went to the box early and was joined by blocker
Terminal Velocity. The Butchers had one of their speediest jammers on
the line in veteran all-star Persephone, and she got a lot of help from
the Butchers blockers, who very effectively picked off and isolated
RCR's Mortician Murphy and slowed the pack to a crawl that created a
huge 20-0 Butchers win and put them in front with authority, 45-30,
with about 11:20 left to play in the first half.
A
rattled River City was not able to turn the bout back around, suffering
from an inability to break the Butchers' control of the front of the
pack and losing their jammers too often to apparently avoidable track
cuts. The Butchers' lead grew to 61-38 by the end of the first half,
and the first three jams of the second made an RCR comeback very
unlikely, as jammer Paris Kills took back-to-back cutting track majors
in the second and third jams of the half that led to a 10-0 jam (for
Antidote) and a 7-2 jam (for Elle Viento.)
The score there was 82-42, and the 6th jam of the half was the true
nail in the coffin, yet again on a major penalty on an RCR jammer, this
time Raven Darkhold. All-star Shenita Stretcher was the one making RCR
pay this time, grand slamming 3 times for a 15-0 win that put the
Butchers over the century mark, 101-49.
When River City got their own power jams, they were not able to
break up the Butchers' situational defense. Two jams after the 15-0,
they had an opportunity when Butchers' jammer Sunshine Skate went to
the box early in her scoring pass, but heads-up defense by the
Butchers' Nina Knockout, Persephone, Cannon and Antidote locked down
tiring River City jammer Paris Kills and River City couldn't find a way
to spring her, leading to Paris being stuck on her opening pass for the
full 2 minutes in a demoralizing jam that eventually went 3-0 for the
Butchers and caused a bit of frustration to boil over on the River City
bench.
While second-half bright points were few for River City, there was
an impressive sequence near the end of the bout, where River City's
apparently inexhaustible Shake and Baker jammed three times in a row
and took two wins and a tie -- 4-1 over Antidote, 8-3 over Elle Viento,
and 0-0 against Nina Knockout. Still, though, by the time of those
jams, the outcome was a foregone conclusion, and the Butchers won the
first bout in the 23rd Street Armory, 136-75.
The Broad St. Butchers have their first local-teams bout when they
take on the still undefeated three-time champion Philthy Britches on
Saturday, March 7th. River City's all-stars are next in action on March
22 as they host the B team from Carolina, the Bootleggers.
Additional reporting: The Statisfier
Photos: Akira Takahashi


Wednesday, June 04, 2008 
Hosted By: Philly Roller Girls
When: Saturday Jun 07, 2008
at 6:00 PM
Where: The Sportsplex
1331 O'Reilly Drive
Feasterville, PA 19053
United States
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Friday, May 02, 2008 
Hosted By: The Broad Street Butchers Butchers
When: Saturday May 03, 2008
at 5:00 PM
Where: The Sportsplex
1331 O'Reilly Drive
Feasterville, Pennsylvania|39 19053
United States
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The Broad Street Butchers Butchers

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Monday, April 21, 2008 

PRG Intraleague: Heavy Metal Hookers 92, Broad Street Butchers 46

Posted by The Statisfier on April 17th, 2008

..FEASTERVILLE, PA — Enough of the naysaying: there's a new Hooker in town. This is a team that once had no choice but to relish its lovable-loser status at the bottom of Philadelphia's intraleague standings. For the greater portion of PRG's first two seasons, the Heavy Metal Hookers could be counted upon to put on a good show and subsequently come up short on the scoreboard. The league-record losing streak came to a dramatic end on October 20th of last year, however, with an 88-85 nailbiter win over the Broad Street Butchers. A 99-44 loss to the Hostile City Honeys on November 10th caused some to wonder whether that win might have been a fluke, but the faithful knew that their team's star was on the rise.

Were souls sold to Satan? Could the addition of former motivational speaker The Cycrone! have anything to do with this change? Has the lead-by-example captaining of Robin Drugstores at last trickled down through the ranks? Do you think a few roster subtractions might actually have helped the team? Is it possible that the off-season acquisition of Teflon Donna could somehow be responsible?

Whatever the reason, the team has gone on to victory over some stiff competition in the months since that loss, taking down Charm City's Junkyard Dolls (91-88), the Carolina Rollergirls' Debutante Brawlers (77-65) and the Coal City Rollers of Wilkes-Barre, PA (128-56). But although these wins surely buoyed the confidence of the team, all this interleague action is meaningless to PRG's 2008 home season. What would happen when the team was pitted against that same team of Butchers who gave the Hookers their first taste of victory?

What indeed. The action resumed just where it left off back in October: fast packs, lots of hits, and no discernible edge on the score sheets. Felony Griffith got the action started for the Hookers, picking up four points at the expense of Butchers' star Persephone - a notable scratch on the Butchers' roster the last time the teams met due to maternity leave. Teflon Donna added two more to the Hookers' total in the second jam, doubling-up the score of her counterpart and former teammate Antidote, but the Butchers responded with consecutive 4-0 jams from Shenita Stretcher and Vixen Van Go-Go to bring their total to nine. Jam five put Persephone back on the line for a full two minute frame against Griffith, and again the scrappy Hooker made her veteran opponent pay once more by pocketing six points for herself while strong blocking from the Hookers' pack held Persephone to three. With the score tied at 12 going into the sixth jam, the teams proceeded to exchange shutout after shutout until they were even once again with 22 in the eleventh jam - and again with 33 in the sixteenth.

It was the seventeenth jam of the first period that effectively ended the Butchers' night. Shenita Stretcher was given the star and upon reaching the jammer line she learned, to her surprise, that she was sitting on three minors. Hoping to avoid a trip to the box with the star on her helmet, she raced to the front of the pack to exchange helmet covers with pivot Vixen Van Go-Go before the start of the jam. However, some miscommunication and confusion prevented Van Go-Go from reaching the jammer line in Shenita's place before the start of the jam. Vixen was ushered off the track, and Teflon Donna was all-but-guaranteed a full two minute unopposed jam.

With Hookers fans cheering wildly, Butchers fans cursing their rotten luck, and one of the best jammers in the sport strutting her stuff, the score could easily have swung decisively in the Hookers' direction; however, no such thing would be seen. After taking an all-but-meaningless Lead Jammer status on her first pass, Teflon received her fourth minor for Back-Blocking before she scored so much as a single point.

One jammer in the box and one riding the pine of the Butchers' bench, in accordance with the rules outlined in the pre-bout meeting, meant a new jam would start - and the Hookers would still skate unopposed. In what proved to be the last jam of the period, Felony Griffith racked up five points in one scoring pass before, to the Butchers' chagrin, she received her own fourth minor on the strength of a Cut Track call. Pursuant to the same rule, the Butchers would start out the second period jammerless once more. This time, with Teflon Donna back on the track, the Hookers kept away from the penalty box and instead padded their score to the tune of ten points.

At last, in the second jam of the second period, the Butchers were able to send Antidote to the jammer line. The teams had been tied at 33 before the string of jammerless jams, but the Butchers now found themselves staring at a fifteen point deficit that could easily have been avoided. These points were too few and the amount of time left on the clock was far to great to make this uphill battle insurmountable, but the jammerless sequence shifted the bout's momentum so far over to the Hookers' bench that the Butchers never managed to recapture it. The Butchers finished the period with just 13 points to the Hookers' 54, decreasing their output from the first period by nearly two thirds, while the Hookers' persisted in their winning ways and outperformed their first-period total by a margin of 16.

The Hookers will be tested again on May 3rd when they face off against the virtually-unstoppable Philthy Britches in what may prove to be a preview of the 2008 season's Warrior Cup Championship; the Butchers will take on the Carolina Rollergirls' Trauma Queens earlier in the same evening.

Stats:

Jammers for the Hookers were lead by Teflon Donna's 40 points (3.64 per jam in 11 jams spanning 819 seconds; +32 differential) and Felony Griffith's 20 (2.33 in 6 jams, 413 seconds; +17 differential). At the pivot position, EuroThrash held the opposition to 6 points in her 7 efforts (0.86 per jam, 509 seconds, +26 differential) and Wendy Whiplash allowed another 17 points while serving in 9 jams (1.89 against per jam, 594 seconds and a differential of 0). Whiplash also lead her team in blocks and Mandawar was credited with the most assists. Robin Drugstores (1338 seconds) logged the most track time, as well as the most penalties (14 minors).

Leading the way among Butchers jammers was Persephone with 12 points (1.71 per jam in 7 jams, 451 seconds, -12 differential) and Shenita Stretcher with 11 in 9 jams (1.22, 645 seconds, -7). Nina Knockout spent the most jams as pivot with 7, allowing 17 points in the process (2.34 per jam, 504 seconds, -2), while Butterscotch Cripple, Persephone and Shenita Stretcher each took 6 turns with the stripe on their helmets. Knockout and Persephone lead the team at blocking, while Persephone used the occasion to put on an assisting clinic. Shenita punched out for the evening with 1138 seconds of gameplay to her name, and Jane Fondle tied Robin Drugstores' mark of 14 minors

Sunday, April 06, 2008 

PRG 3/08FEASTERVILLE, PA — Facing off in the second bout of the double-header on Saturday, 3/15, the Broad Street Butchers and their league rivals the Philthy Britches took to the track before a packed arena of derby fans. The crowd had already been treated to a home-team win in the opening bout, a 77-65 victory by the Heavy Metal Hookers over Carolina’s Debutante Brawlers, and it was howling for more. Little could satiate such a hunger better than the highly-anticipated grudge match, pitting the 2007 Warrior Cup champion Britches against the second-place Butchers.

In a deviation from their standard practice of assigning co-captain Mo Pain to start the bout as jammer, the Britches turned to second-year vet Gloria Grindem for their opening salvo. Grindem drew the unenviable task of facing off against Butchers’ star Persephone, who only recently returned from a maternity leave that caused her to miss the 2007 intraleague season. After the first pass through the pack, it was Persephone who was declared Lead Jammer (LJ). After taking 3 points in just over a minute, she called off the jam and denied Grindem so much as an opportunity to score.

Thus started a trend that the Britches would have to become accustomed to in the early stages of the bout: the next three jams saw the Butchers cruise to LJ every time and, in doing so, earn themselves a 10 to 0 lead by the end of the fourth jam. "We came out a little flat," commented Mo Pain, "but their blockers surprised us a bit too." However, the Britches answered back with a 27-0 run of their own to show the Butchers that the season champs weren’t going to be dethroned so easily.


In the next three sessions, the jammer rotation of Grindem, Mo Pain, Grindem took advantage of penalties to Butcher blockers Shenita Stretcher and Vixen Van Go Go and the two jammers combined for three LJ statuses while picking up 4 points to their opponents’ 0 each time. To follow up these efforts, Britches’ rookie jammer Racey Intent put up a monstrous performance in a shutout of Annie Christ. Though Racey was LJ, she seemed to be enjoying herself entirely too much to consider calling off the action, and the jam ran to its two-minute limit. With three grand slams, Racey had added 15 points to the Britches total.

The Butchers, perhaps requiring a shot of reality after their early success, launched a counter-attack of their own for the next four jams. Led by the aptly-named Antidote (7 points in two jams over that span) the team took LJ in each instance while shutting out the Britches and chipping away at what had been a 17-point advantage to bring the margin back to 2. Once again, however, this momentum was lost and the tides turned back into the Britches’ favor for the period’s closing sessions: with LJ in four of six jams, the team pulled ahead once again to end the period with a score of 43 to 32 for the Butchers.

It was back to basics again to start the second period, with Mo Pain on the jammer line trying to contain Persephone. This time it was Mo who took LJ, and used it to her advantage by earning 4 points and ending the jam before Persephone could post a single point. Persephone would answer back in the fourth jam, however: with Britches captain Violet Temper and blocker Dotti Horror looking on from the penalty box, she earned 5 points of her own in a grand slam against Gloria Grindem, and ended the jam in a lightning-fast 39 seconds.

The Butchers had scored 9 points to the Britches’ 6 to begin the second period, but then Racey Intent, anxious not to be confused for a one-jam-wonder, skated to a 9 point outing that overshadowed Tara Newone’s 4 point performance. This signfied the beginning of a Britches run that would widen the team’s lead substantially over the next four jams. Two attempts by Mo Pain and one each from Racey Intent and Violet Temper contributed 13 unanswered points to the Britches’ total before Mo Pain effectively put the win out of reach for the Butchers with a 10-0 spin in the eleventh jam. Shenita Stretcher, jamming for the Butchers, was sent to the box for a cut track infraction and could only watch as Mo picked up two grand slams. Shenita’s penalty carried over into the twelfth session, which allowed Racey Intent to bolster her team’s output further with another 4 points. At the end of the 19-jam period, the final score stood at 98 for the Britches and 68 for the Butchers.

Stats

Highest scoring jammers for the Butchers were Persephone with 25 points in 13 jams for 1.92 jam average, Antidote for 16 points in 8 jams for a 2.0 average, and Shenita Stretcher for 15 points in 10 jams averaging 1.5 points per jam. At the pivot position, Annie Christ led the way with 941 seconds and held the Britches to an average of 1.53 points against in her 15 attempts, with a +13 differential; Butterscotch Cripple allowed an average of 4.42 in 12 jams with a differential of -38. Antidote (2 majors, 9 minors), Jane Fondle (1 major, 13 minors), and Vixen Van Go Go (3 majors, 7 minors) were in the Sin Bin four times a piece each as the most penalized Butchers. Annie Christ led her team in blocking with 13, followed by her co-captain Butterscotch Cripple (9); former Butchers team captain Vixen Van Go Go and Nina Knockout tied for the third most blocks (7). Time on the track may have helped to add to the blocking totals as Butterscotch (21:31) and Annie (18:25) logged the most time in the game.

Over on the defending champs’ side, the highest scoring jammers were Racey Intent with 41 points in 11 jams and a 3.73 points per jam average, Mo Pain with 34 points in 10 jams for a 3.40 points per jam average, and Gloria Grindem with 12 points in 9 jams, averaging 1.33 points per jam. Among pivots, Ginger Vitis saw the most time with 816 seconds in 14 jams, allowing an average of 2.14 points in 14 jams for a differential of 13; Gloria Grindem averaged 1.75 against in 8 jams with a differential of 6. Dottie Horror (3 majors, 12 minors), Dara Licks (3 majors, 12 minors), and Ginger Vitis (3 majors, 5 minors) spent the most time in the Sin Bin, while Ginger lead her team in blocks with 19, followed by Dara, Violet Temper and Gloria Grindem, all credited with 9. Ginger (18:06), Gloria (17:13), and Violet (16:42) logged the most time on the track.

Sunday, December 23, 2007 

Announcing The Broad Street Butchers 2008 Season Roster!!!!

Annie Christ- Pivot/blocker                                                                     
Vixen Van Go Go - Jammer/blocker
Persephone- Jammer/blocker
Shenita Stretcher- Jammer/blocker
Ada Baby- Blocker/jammer
Tara Newone- Blocker/jammer
Butterscotch Cripple- Pivot/blocker
Leggs Benedict- Blocker/jammer
Black Eye Susan- Blocker

and our newest additions...
Antidote- Jammer/blocker
Cinderswella- Blocker/jammer
Jane Fondle- Blocker
Nina Knockout- Blocker

Friday, December 14, 2007 

Persephone gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Sunday December 9th!  

Mom and Baby are doing great and the Butchers are anxiously awaiting Persphone's return!!!!

Friday, November 30, 2007 

It's that time of year again!  Come hang out with the Philly Roller Girls December 9th at the 700 club for our annual Snow Brawl

Team awards, League awards, food, booze and sexy roller girls!

Come celebrate the end of another successful season with us!!!!

Monday, November 26, 2007 
Tryouts for 2008 Philly Roller Girls Fresh Meat training are coming up soon!

Please feel free to pass this along to any of your friends who might be interested, and ask them to direct questions to our website (PhillyRollerGirls.com) or MySpace page (Philly RollerGirls), or they can of course e-mail, MySpace message or call me for more info & my never-ending opinions.

Wednesday night, December 5, 2007, 7-9 pm -- Open Practice
Come out, meet some fierce RollerGirls and see a typical
Philly RollerGirl practice!

Usually our practices are closed to the public, so this is a rare opportunity to see us in action outside of a bout situation!
POTENTIAL RECRUITS ONLY PLEASE!
Millenium SkateWorld, Camden, NJ

Sunday afternoon, December 16, 2007, 11 am - 2 pm -- Pre-tryout Workshop
Meet other potential Fresh Meat candidates and get an idea of what we're looking for at tryouts
Get some skating practice and get all the details on necessary equipment, etc.
Millenium SkateWorld, Camden, NJ

Sunday afternoon, January 13, 2008, 11 am - 2 pm -- Pre-tryout Workshop
(same as 12/16/07, above)
Millenium SkateWorld, Camden, NJ

Monday night, January 28, 2008, 7-10 pm -- TRYOUTS for 2008 PRG Fresh Meat!
Strap on your skates and show us your mad skills!
Do you have what it takes to be part of the Philly Roller Girl Fresh Meat Training?
Millenium SkateWorld, Camden,
Monday, November 26, 2007 

So the championship is over and the Butchers came in second again... not bad.... we'll get you next year Philthy Britches! A big thank you to Joy Collision from Charm city for helping us out at the last minute!

Final rankings:

1 Philthy Britches  (4-0)

2 Broad Street Butchers (1-3)

3 Hostile City Honeys (2-2)

4 Heavy Metal Hookers (1-3)

This game was the last game for our fan favorite, Slay Belle and was also Suzy Skull Crusher and Roxy Rocket's last game with the Broad Street Butchers.  Suzy has transferred to the Lehigh Roller Girls and Roxy will be returning to Carolina in the spring.  We will miss them all tremendously!

Stay tuned for our 2008 season schedule......