in transition, and I'm afraid to fuck it up.  Can't I find a solution when there's a problem?  "If it's not broke, don't fix it".  Anyone else feel the need to have it all?  Yeahhhh

Not Miami.  Relocated to Vegas....haven't really updated anyone...you know, besides the real people who matter in real life, but here's for you in internetland.  Town seems to have a lot of potential that I, after a couple of low blows, can't seem to find the motivation to tap into.  Given a little bit of time and establishing I think I'll get back on my feet and just fall into taking advantage of what the wonderful world of NOTFLINT has to offer.  

do what you did get get 'em to keep 'em he said;

More blabbering.  Exhausted tired.  Dumb dumber.  Marlboro red 100s.  Always gonna have a screw loose.  I've got a pay pal account set up so you little girlies can send gratuities for breaking in your boys.  Once they've been through me they're ready to settle down.  I'm the reason they're okay with spending Friday nights cuddling and watching movies on the couch.  Enough excitement to last you a life time, stupid shit overload to ease your soul and really make you appreciate "the little things".  Be cool with quiet, content with "boring".  You're boring.  I'm not.  You like boring, you just don't know it yet.  "Gimmie somethin' fast and cheap so's I can fall my ass asleep"

are all fucking crazy. 

I'm sexually frustrated, but too afraid of aids to fuck anyone.  Not only that, but for all the people I've met nobody who sparks a single real interest in me.  Too predictable.  Too many headaches.  Too much baggage.

I really can't speak for everyone, but I believe females have a way of knowing when something isn't right.  To aid that, everyone is so into mouth running that secrets of the sexual nature just can't be kept.  Note to you shady characters: the truth ALWAYS comes out.  The solves-all for this?  Balls up and be honest.  You wanna fuck everything that walks?  Make that be known.  You wanna keep a sexual relationship with more than one person?  Keep those involved informed.  There are simple guide lines that can be followed to be a sleaze in a more proper and effective way.  It's not sleazes I have a problem with, it's liars.

Anyways.  Anyone know an easy way to turn your vagina off? 

Something people just can't understand, whether they've been there or not.  Modern movie standards have sucked all the fun out of either end of the spectrum of polyamory, even though I don't think it's unnatural to feel strongly about more than one person.  For some reason, though, we all think we're special and can't seem to stomach the idea that we, as individuals, are not the center of the universe.  Relationship advise #201: similar levels of logic are imperative!!! 

I coulda had it all, but I pissed it all away.  BUT I SAY FUCK EM, ANYWAY.  Let's just have some fun before we die. 

An incomplete list of some shit I dig.

1) Real parents...no really, REAL parents.  Not baby sitter payin', partyin' 'til dawn with a 3 year old, toddler trashin' the house while you're passed out drunk at noon parents. 

2) Pineapple.  Shit tastes good.

3) Hotel rooms.  Big, nice hotel rooms with full bars and big windows on the 300th story.

4) Skateboarding and skateboards and little pieces of wood on wheels.  Particularly having fun with skateboards.  Not taking the shit too seriously.  Remembering that it's a toy and it's just a good time.

5) People who laugh a lot and are easily amused.

6) Cats who know who they are and where they come from, but don't let it necessarily affect their turn out in life.

7) Good fucking music.  Show me some shit I ain't never heard.  Old or new, I'm about it.  Any genre.

8) Playing music.  Singing, guitaring, drumming, bassing, pianoing, trumpeting, fucking beating on anything that sounds good.

9) Exclusive sex and all that it entails.

10) The "fuck it" mentality.

11) Remembering that life is what you make it and playing off the present, not the past or even the future.

12) Realistically optimistic people.  Not overly bullshitty happy smiley face people...just those who are able to see the bright side.

13) Glittery things.  I know that's retarded, but little kids are automatically drawn to colorful and shiny objects, it's just in our nature.

14) Fly gear!  Just comfortable shit that fits well and adds to ya swagg.

15) Cuddling like a fag.  Yeah, it's nice to touch/be touched by someone you're into.

16) Warm weather and lots of sun shine.

17) Beaches and maybe even living on them.

18) Having a certain amount of control over shit, but being able to let go and let things play out at the same time.

19) Surprises are good.

20) Leaving my fucking phone at home.

21) Any place I've never seen before.

22) The way things look when they're on fire.  The smell of fire.  Fire.

23) The way glass sounds when it's smashing/shattering.

24) Driving vehicles that aren't mine.

25) A mother fucker who can argue really well, shut me up, and make a good point fairly.

26) People who don't look like me.

27) People who are like me.

but it's cool, I got this picture to show for it.  Worth it.






For real, though.  Call me, Slash...


she lies.

does Karma hit ten fold?  If so, I'm fucked.