I feel that this is important information I should share with people. I lived in Kentucky for six months and I learned:

-that Lamb Fries = Rocky Mountain Oysters

-how to make a washtub base

-marrying by the tender age of 19 is very popular

-divorcing by the age of 23 is also very popular

-when someone says "I see a bar from the far tar" they are really saying "I see a bear from the fire tower"

-that every old man sitting in the Cave Run Market has a story about how he almost lost his hand/arm/leg/penis to a cooperhead

-the Red River is gorges

-if you are in a hurry, you might say "I moving faster than a cat tryin' to clean up shit off a hot tin roof"

-some of my favorite people are from Kentucky: Hunter S. Thompson, Will Oldham, Robert Penn Warren, Johnny Depp, Richard Reese

-if someone says "Who dey", they're talking about the Bangles.

-Burgoo is a weird stew that contains at least four of the following: beef, pork, quail, rabbit, squirrel, racoon, turkey (its almost like the stew form of turducken)

-that Rachel Ray is having an affair with Mark Beam

-that Brokeback Mountain is located in the Barnes and Nobles receiving room

-to enjoy Mad Libs again...here is a little Mad Lib that Me and Derek (aka Junior) put together for Mark, John and Ron...

           Stationwagon bells ring, are you masterbating? In the lane, John is glistening. A perverse sight, we're hot tonight! Gyrating in a winter wonderland.