What's up everyone, and welcome to Rambling Raab. If you can come up with a better title for my blogging column message me here on myspace. Til then, this is the title fuckers. It'll be self explanitory by the time you are done reading this.
So you wanna know what's going on in the Scarlet Carson Camp of stripper rock insanity/chaos. Well here it goes, (drum roll please).
Santino and I are on the injury list. One day we are going to have an epic battle, and only one man will survive mwuahahahaha. He thought it was funny that I lost feeling in my hand from excessive masturbation (admit it guys, every now and then you gotta crank one out LOL), but it was really from work, and drumming. I got carpal tunnel in my hand and wrist, or a pinched nerve and don't have much feeling in my hand. Makes it very hard to play the drums. I decided since he got smart with me to put him in a nasty ankle lock that I learned in training which messed up his leg LMAO. Yeah I showed him who the boss was j/k. What really happened was he screwed up his ankle somehow, and my hand injury is not a result of masterbation, but it was a good theory and I'm sticking with it, lol. Steve and Joe are back in college getting that thing we all call an education. I don't think Joe ever sleeps. I think his heart pumps red bull, not blood. I'm waiting for the wings to come out on stage, fair enough. That's 4/5ths of the band.
The band parted ways with Tony after the Surf Club show for reasons I will not get into. As far as I know we are all on good terms. I believe he is now in the process of reviving his old band Recoil with my good friend and original Recoil drummer Jim Watt. I can't wait to see what those guys come up with. Our temp bassist Mike (sorry bro don't know your last name) has stepped up to the plate and he hit a fucking grand slam out of the park last night with his playing @ Chasers. Props to Mike for filling in on bass on such sort notice, and killing it live. We are still looking for a full time bassist, and currently holding audtions.
That's about all I can think of for now without boring you too much. One more thing before my last little rant. We have a cd out now title 'Not So Innocent' BUY IT, ROCK IT, LOVE IT
Tonight we are making our return to the Junkyard in Rochelle Park. We rocked the place last time and we are going to do it again. Thanks to all who came out to our show last night @ Chasers. Lets give it up for friends in Dead Men Dreaming. They put on a killer live performance, and I'm sure we will be sharing the stage with them again.
Til next time,
-Raab